Poor woman. .11 is not even that high. My BAC is probably .15 after 2 Zimas.
Anyway, people accidentally smother their kids in bed all the time. There was an episode of Autopsy on HBO with Dr. Baden where some lady did it to 2 of her newborns.
Nancy Grace should set herself on fire.
I think that being based on a videogame should make a movie ineligible. Because NO movie based on a videogame has ever been more than merely watchable. So we don't have to waste Gabe's time reviewing Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Super Mario Brothers, et al.
My attitude towards farts probably has to do with my boyfriend being the fartingest man I've ever met. One year, he asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said for him to never fart in front of me again. He said, "No deal. Pick something else."
I nominate The Back-Up Plan with Jennifer Lopez and Wolf Man. Both so so terrible. The movie with Cameron Diaz where Selma Blair gets lock-jaw on the guy's junk too. I don't remember what it's called but it's so bad.
I think that we should stick to nominating bad movies we hate. We have not run out of those. There are plenty of them: The Wolf Man, most J. Lo movies, Cameron Diaz jizz movie with Christina Applegate, Joe's Apartment, The Pest, The Love Guru, Tyler Perry movies, etc.
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