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He is my Dad. And I love him. http://i42.tinypic.com/28i5k40.jpg
The most disappointing part of my day? Discovering the Die Antwoord videos have yet to be given closed captioned access.
WHEN IS THE REPLIES!? (i used this joke last week. i know no shame)
Are those JNCO jorts?!? Jncorts? Amazing.
He probably just mistakenly left out the "x 100." Relax.
Today's CNN.com headline: "Millions of Elderly Dead from Blown Minds."
At first I was like "His scar is on the DIFFERENT SIDE!!," but then I was like "Mirrors, foolin' me again."
I think answering machines were still okay in 2004! (Still doesn't explain why he had his OWN answering machine, but yeah).
Wait. I guess the Chinese boss couldn't see him in the temple, only Hurley could. So, NEVERMIND.
What if dead Jacob is another form of the MIB, you guys!? THIS IS REALLY BOTHERING ME.
For the record, I'm keeping my .gif avatar in the hope that it someday springs to life!
"WHEN ARE THE UPVOTES?" - D. Faraday
I understand that there are kinks to be ironed, but the fruit of this post's "Read More..." (i.e. 8 words) was a little disappointing.
I would just like the record to reflect that I think werttrew freaking out about being unable to post .gifs is the most adorable thing! HANG IN THERE BUDDY!
I am going to pretend that all the 4-5 AMers are all from the west coast. For their own health.
No ability to preview makes me kinda NERVOUS! Especially with my terrible HTML skills that I sometimes attempt to employ! But I think everything else is GREAT! (Though, I somewhat miss the animated .gif avatars).
After watching this I...I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE IN ANYMORE, YOU GUYS. All I know is that I'm terrified. And lost. Meandering through life.
Oh! I was talking about the reference of the human-racist film "The Blind Side" being referred to as "good, but Best Picture good?" I totally forgot about the alien racism in District 9 - that was not what I was referring to. Sorry for the confusion!

"Good" equals "paternalistically racist" nowadays?


Sorry. Not to get all Angrygum, but, ugh. That movie.

Is anyone else bothered by that Sim (or whatever that thing is) REFUSING to sit on the bed with his dying friend?! Sitting on the bed frame like that looks painful!
waitwaitwait. you compose tumblr posts entirely devoted to: scoring all monster's ball commenters, describing how to post pictures on videogum, and listing (in ridiculous detail) all the videogum inside jokes/memes, and yet you are "too lazy" organize your .gifs in folders?

yiiikes.

I thought they were both good? (with exception of the fat joke(s)?)

I mean, at first I thought the girl's thing was really mindblowing and sad/terrible, but then I was all like I SEE WHAT SHE IS DOING HERE. it was funny. i chuckled.

And then Joe's came and I was excited! I was all like, "they could both be ridiculous and funny!" Well Joe was both, and I laughed LOTS, until the fat jokes, and then I was like, "ugh." this is all.

Just be sure to make Pepsi Points our official currency, okay? Harrier jets for everyone.
From cleveland.com, you guys:

"I felt that if I address this discussion about my penis, I would take the sting and leverage away from my attackers. . . . Instead of discussions about my penis being embarrassing, I sought to make them irrelevant," the mayor wrote.

He said he wanted to reassure men that they were normal by including research about the average size of most men and added that, "When I revealed the size of my genitalia, I wanted to demonstrate that I wasn't some abnormal freak ? that I wasn't too dramatically away from most guys."

None of that background or explanation appears in the book. In fact, the mayor boasts about his endowment, writing: "Although I certainly don't claim to be some porn star, I want to thank my parents for the great genes and for being able to 'hold my own' -- something I have done many times."

. . . "Ladies, don't let our bluffing fool you; it's a guy thing to want to have a swagger or bragging right about something. It's like a buck showing off his antlers."

. . . "We all want to have as many honor badges as we can and 'packing' is definitely a great one to have in the 'check' column."

THE REAL QUESTION: who is the guy off-screen who just cold throws a rock (or is that a SPARE GREY-GUY HEAD (it could be anything really)) and the blue-guy as soon as he first falls down at the :07 mark?? what a jerk, that guy.
recipe for this show: 1) "I am going to do something behind your back because I AM THE WORST" 2) "five minutes later, you are going to find out about this because I AM THE WORST (at keeping secrets)" 3) REPEAT x INFINITY.
Norm MacDonald is definitely your dad (if your dad was FANTASTIC. and less racist. but just as republican).
Is it okay that I just watched this thing SEVERAL TIMES?! This is seriously the best thing.
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