"YEah this tape really shouldn't have gotten out or been shown to anyone, especially on the news!" - News Anchor, seconds after showing fountain fall video for 5th time on national television
You know I could watch hours of Ricky Gervais giving it to celebrities. They should make that a show and replace the Marriage Ref. What does this have to do with Amy Sedaris? Nothing.
"But guess what: MONDAY-FRIDAY, jerks. HANDS OFF THE WEEKEND. "
Gabe, this made me sad. My boss just made my team and I work this evening and tomorrow. So thanks for rubbing it in?
Thanks R2D2. I personally don't see why someone "taking their brand to another level" is something we should ever celebrate, especially when it is a "personal brand" which is just Grade-A YUCK FART BARF, which is what I think Gabe is getting at with his sardonic Betty White posting.
I really don't get what is up with the way Subway puts the meat on its sandwiches. They sorta do this weird meat tuck into the back end of the bread so when the sandwich is closed the meat is often doubled up in areas where it has folded over itself. So when you eat the sandwich you got this weird meat/veggie sitcom situation where they have drawn a line of mayo across the bread and nobody is allowed to cross the line.
“They are strong, influential women who have endured personal and professional challenges and have taken the marketing of their brand to whole new levels.”
Yeah except that part where Gaga went to an expensive ass music school, didn't write half her songs, and was backed by an insane marketing/PR campaign the likes of which could only be rivaled by Obama's presidential race. Totally facing down adversity! So strong!
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