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I still don't know if I'm supposed to 'like' the YouTube video for exposing this scum or 'dislike' to show I disapprove of their behavior. Stupid internet.
Direct quote from someone on (the now admittedly awful Gawker): When my nephew was 3 months old I took him in for a set of his baby shots. After jamming needles into my mostly naked baby nephew's thighs, who is crying his little heart out, she told him to, "be a man," while she was cleaning up. I almost lunged across the table and strangled her. Shit starts in jean diapers, y'all.
They wanted 'more color' and she is literally the only actress they could think of. They browsed IMDb for three hours.
Someone, coincidentally enough, biracial. Vanity Fair has a one drop rule for non-whites and exotic prints or scenarios. They literally cannot feature a black model without putting her in cheetah or zebra print..
The popularity of the word douche as an insult is actually a great boon for feminism. Douches, both the objects and the people, are awful things marketed to insecure women which, ultimately, are bad for their vaginas.
Ergo, little girls, if you want to be a big movie star, make sure people think you look emaciated and gross in real life. The more concern they show for your health, the more you'll know you're on the road to Hollywood!
According to IMDb, that's the Montreal commute. Which explains the explosions and awful interior design.
The real version http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_twins_shot
Where are two Brian David Mitchells when you need them?
This kid was coached like a fake witness in a mob trial. He even sounded exasperated, like, 'Didn't you hear my dad reading to me from the book earlier onr? He had a rough but kind face!'
I got chills, too. Where the fuck is America headed when shit like this gets on the air. And encouraging a kid to spout this shit? That's how Children of the Corn happened!
Sure they do. Dogs gotta eat.
Maybe she kept it in a jar and showed it to him, Barbara Bush style.
No, you heard him, he's got the whole world in his hands. I can't believe a kid came up with that!
Shouldn't his dad be played by Bill Paxton, and also a serial killer?
It was better than the last six SNL episodes put together. And, dare I say, 'Muffin Top' moved me more than Arcade Fire's set.
I thought Malin Akerman was perfect, too (even though I expect to hate her because she's very pretty and I'm a jealous female).
So I guess you're Paul Brittain?
I don't know. He looks kid of like Mark Wahlberg's brother (not Donnie) who grew up malnourished. Will the comedy world ever run out of sort of similar kinda skinny medium height white dudes with brown hair?
I looked up gun GIF and got this. Yeah I don't know. http://www.animatedgif.net/violent/jfshoot_e0.gif
Worse than The Happening, Land of the Lost, The Phantom Menace or James Franco's fiction?
Don't worry, as soon as this is over everyone will go back to caring about rape again. And by that I mean letting tens of thousands of rape kits go untested. I guess this woman was lucky she had such a cool brother. And she fought back. And this was a stranger who attempted to rape her rather than a good-looking friend everyone loves or a charming relative. Wuh wuhhh.
Well someone's got to tell the toddlers in tiaras how fat and unlovable they are when they grow up.
When Conan talks about his crappy car, it's kind of like when Oprah balks over the price of cashmere pyjamas.
Damn. I thought this said Zooey Deschanel and I got really excited because I just saw The Happening. So my entry is: [Stares blankly and does nothing for so long you realize her eyes aren't doe-like they're huge and wet and creepy].
I've heard a lot of stuff about how it's 'not as real' and they're all too self-aware and quasi celebrities. Bull. Every single one of these kids grew up with the Real World and Flavor of Love and is under the impression that it's their god-given right to be on a reality show (in fact, that may apply to half the nation's youth). There's no question that they'll act as 'naturally' as they ever did, because to them nothing's changed. Duh the world would find them compelling and want to listen to their singles and buy their branded steroid juice. Why wouldn't they? Some of them are bartenders who do great things!!
She's got all the genuine, raw sexuality of an ex-gay preacher talking about how much he loves intercourse with his female, God-appointed wife.
According to most of the reviews I've read, I'd say: the nasal voice.
Creepy trench dude, Baruchel only looks underage.
Before I upvote this, I just want to emphasize that I appreciate your shedding light on the lowest of lows of humanity, and not some idiot wanking to human misery.
It would really help if you could just have a permanent spot at a police station or women's shelter where you could sit and judge women who come in with smashed teeth, broken bones, whatever. You could ask them how much money they make, whether they 'really' loved their husbands, give them a test of some kind... then the rest of us would know if they deserve justice or were asking for it, and whether we should be worried about the rates of domestic abuse and spousal murder or just laugh it off as boys being boys.
I love that they took 20 lbs off her to bring her up (down?) to modern standards of beauty, but couldn't think of anything else to do with the poster.
Hey ladies, hate yourself after being raped? Not sure if the cops will believe you, if your mutual friends will hate you, if you'll ever feel comfortable in your own skin again, love yourself or let another love you? Well don't forget to do it all with a rock-hard ass! Don't let cellulite ruin your rape trial!
I love it when little boys dance together. Yeah I said it. I don't care if my username gets put on a list, I think it's nice that they can still be goofy kids, right before they get to that horribly self-conscious everyone-and-everything-is-gay phase.
So everyone's just going to pick their favorite boy now?
'Suggesting that, what, TDS isn’t interested in hiring funny women, or that they’re not interested in hiring the particular women Jezebel mentioned (Sarah Haskins, Maria Bamford, Julie Klausner, Jessi Klein, Tig Notaro, Whitney Cummings)? What’s up with that?' What's up with... not seriously considering lists of potential employees submitted by random pop culture websites?
It's the no Black WOMEN Club. You're allowed just one!
Which time? Seriously, I hate to me a lame internet 'I remember when...' commenter, but I remember when Jezebel was a breath of fresh air instead of some sort of overboard e-Mean Girls cesspool. Bodysnark, trigger warnings, random selection of what's fair game and what's 'too sensitive' or 'closed-minded' (pick a topic: lusting over men, sex workers, ethnic minorities feeling left out of mainstream feminism)... it's turned into Feministing without the sense of humor.