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I don't know what's more upsetting: this video or the monsters who can't see why this poor man's Jeremy Piven is a homophobe. You know what you can do when someone creepy makes an unwanted advance? ASK HIM TO STOP. I do it all the time.

Not only is Joe Rogan a homophobe, he is a hypocrite. It's pretty clear to me that he wants everyone to stare at his dick.

Fuck yeah, Gabe. I mean, on one hand, it is sad and appalling that Videogum was probably the only site that came up when those journalists asked Jeeves why Jeff Dunham is a monster. On the other hand, I can't imagine a better resource on this topic than your posts. Keep on fighting the good fight!
Weezer is working around the clock to make sure their branded Necky is ready by 2012.
This is maybe my favorite website, but all this family talk is making me feel like a Juggalo.
Ben Gibbard's agent probably has a call in to ShamWow.
I, for one, think that all disembodied mouths should look like something out of a Francis Bacon painting. Synthetic human bjs are so vanilla.
Colonel Douche, in the collage, with the (co)ca(i)ne
Gabe, I love it when you hang up your good person suit and just go for it.
I love that you have become the unlikely defender of the most troubled deviants on youtube. Whether you?re affirming this sad bastard for being a Pokemon champion, that Sailor Moon dancing guy for living his dream, or poor old Carrot Top for?whatever he has done to himself, it always seems sort of sweet that you can find something nice to say about the bungled and botched. On the other hand, the whole point of watching deviants on youtube is so you can feel better about yourself. Worried for the world, maybe, but better about yourself.
One evil ad agency = "foreign countries with no regard for the American public"? Ugh, Dutchgirl. Ugh.
A prostitution whore, even!
You know, I'd like to think that masturbating in public with a refrigerated dildo would be too extreme for even the most dedicated vampire fans. On the other hand, this might be the tip of the iceberg. Who knows what Team Edward is using to fuck themselves?
I just assumed that *anyone* who vacations in Las Vegas is an asshole, so this strikes me as an excellent marketing ploy.
Jesus. This back-to-back with the human hand gloves post? Why don't you use this weekend to kill hobos or whatever it takes to get this out of your system. Meanwhile, I'm going to watch slow loris videos on youtube until I start feeling like a person again.
Did anyone else find this genuinely unsettling? If I wanted to feel this bad about the world, I would watch the news. Or maybe Bravo.
Wow. One guy's happiness = unexpected affirmation of my low-grade depression. Win-win!
Does anyone else think this feature is weird? It's like a circle jerk where everyone's wearing a Gabe mask. On the other hand, Gabe is hot(t).