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Also, I would like to point out that while drug cartels are a serious problem in Mexico and kill thousands of people annually, there is hardly any violence on our side of the border. http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2007474,00.html
When I was in Oaxaca, I told one guy I was from Los Angeles and he was like, "Oh, so basically Mexico, right?" Yeah, pretty much.
Maybe he meant 'literally' the way Rachel Zoe means 'literally'
She's such a cute little rockstar!
I thought you were just supposed to brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?
I can't wait till this girl hits 14 or 15 and sees Fight Club and starts up an Edward Norton fan club.
Oh, please be my friend.
I have not watched this trailer yet because I am at work, but I know that when I watch it I will be just as flaily and will squeee just as much as I did at the last Harry Potter trailer I watched. Because I love Harry Potter, even though I am a proper adult now, and besides, squeeling at a trailer in my living room is a lot more dignified than running around with a broom between your legs trying to through rubber balls into hula hoops suspended from tree branches, and I do that in public. I'm not sure what I was trying to say with this comment. But I don't really care; that's just how excited Harry Potter makes me.
We tried to start a Quidditch team here but my cohorts were really lazy and didn't pull their weight so it never happened. But apparently it's very big at universities on the East Coast. They have a World Cup and everything!
Hahahha I was actually showing this to my friend yesterday.
Yeah, seriously. If he hadn't done that, no one would know his name. Now his legacy will live on forever in the form of gifs.
Also: http://i836.photobucket.com/albums/zz282/shotinsarajevo/gif/headbutt-fragil.gif
OH PLEASE http://i836.photobucket.com/albums/zz282/shotinsarajevo/gif/dancemoves.gif You show 'em how it's done, Doctor
Will this work? http://i836.photobucket.com/albums/zz282/shotinsarajevo/gif/ftw.gif
Dammit, gifs, how do they work?
"I was born that way, I can't help it." Sorry, Kyrah. Not an excuse.
But the sex was spectacular! (I'm really sad that I know what you were talking about.)
Yeah, I remember when those pictures surfaced; I think it was the night of her birthday party and everything. Poor girl.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did too.
Forget the next series; they're probably what's causing the crack in the fabric of time and space.
I was talking to these hipsters the other day and I told them about this city back home called San Pedro and I pronounced it like an English word, because that's how I grew up pronouncing it, and they started to pronounce it in Spanish and were giving me shit and it made me remember why I don't like hipsters.
Hahha she is so failing with those tortillas.
I remember talking about feminism in a history class once, and this kid brought up how Sex and the City is really good at exemplifying all the different 'types' of modern women and I was just like, Can you please shut up, or at least go back to using Gossip Girl to illustrate your point? UGH. This is supposed to be a WORLD-CLASS UNIVERSITY. Oh, sorry, this is supposed to be about handbags. I'm a Kate Spade, for sure!
I knew when I saw that M.I.A. video that this rant was coming. I'm just sorry he lost his camera and it took so long!
I feel like that would actually be the best part of being a teenage werewolf. ...You'll have to excuse me for a moment.
I know I shouldn't laugh at a tiny, twelve-year-old lesbian boychild, but that was really funny.
You could fall asleep with all that noise? Impressive.
Aw, why you gotta film in Joshua Tree? Joshua Tree is such a nice place. I don't want Kesha getting her slut slime all over the place.
I feel like this is a song me and my friends would've written when we decided we were going to form a band in fifth grade and call ourselves Ivy's Wonder. Yeah, that's right. You're just jealous you didn't come up with that band name first.
I noticed him too. Maybe he was disgusted at first, but after a minute of intense self-reflection, decided it wasn't so bad and joined in?
Oh, baby, it's a wild world!
I think it should still count. It was a pretty epic bus hit.
You're missing the clip from Skins where Tony gets hit by a bus. UNACCEPTABLE.
I'm pretty sure saggy pants are not limited to a singular cultural stereotype. Practically every male I see between the ages of 12 and 18 wear their pants like that. Also, fun story: guys in high school would wear their PE shorts like that and they fell down whenever they tried to run. Lots of Love.
I have seen the BMX Bandit but never Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! The fact that he exists on Vgum makes me a little too nerdily excited to be socially acceptable.