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I used to own that pink polka dot bedspread. It came in two colors, blue or pink, and my mom decided to buy the daughter who hated pink the pink bedspread. I guess what I'm saying is that I don't care about this kid and I feel tricked into listening to Katy Perry
As someone who is terrified of birds, I'm worried that I now not only have to worry about them attacking but also dropping dead in the sky and harming me involuntarily.
I watched all of that show. When you're bored and the episodes are on hulu, you can get sucked into anything
I went into the video expecting to want to make fun of Kirk Cameron so bad. Instead I just see him as a normal guy with really Christian beliefs (and a lot of kids... but at least he has the money to take care of them). Whoo hoo, less cynicism for 2011!
I nominate Broken Arrow and Deadfall (if only one Nic Cage movie can be picked this round, this one deserves it!)
True fact: I was eating when I read this one and gagged
I'm going to blame the lack of Videogum in my life recently for the reason why I made it through 45 seconds of that video before I wondered why the hell I was still watching
Do NOT accept any homecoming awards
I watched them before they went viral and sold out
Just upped my nerd factor. My mind went IMMEDIATELY to Harry Potter-world photos and thought in the wizarding world they have such things
After a six hour car ride home and spending time with my family, I just now got the chance to catch up on what I missed. I think I just pulled a muscle in my neck from trying to stifle my laughter at all these gifs
Was anyone else even half-tempted to just put some TP on their tongue to see what this woman was talking about? I don't think I actually will... but I've been thinking about it
No need to make fun of the poor woman, she's an Angel Soft.
Is there a new MmmmBop in town?
It would be unfair except this shit has happened every year, that was just the most recent example. I don't really believe in what Christmas is supposed to mean, religiously, but my family does so I go along with it. To me it's just a time where you show your loved ones how much you care for them, sometimes it means shitty gifts and you suck it up because you know they mean well and it isn't really the present that matters. I think the reaction of the kid would be more understandable if the parents tried AT ALL to show the kid that books are a good present or something, but they kind of laughed along with him. I probably am taking a minute-long video way too seriously, but I hate most children nowadays and parents like that are the reason why.
Last Christmas I got a huge wall decal/poster of five fat cartoon cats. I'm a 21 year old girl, this poster was for a baby. Yet I sucked it up and pretended to like it. I kept it hidden in my closet until I moved out of my apartment and finally threw it away six months later.That kid needs to learn some manners. I would've fucking loved books.
When I was 12 I got tickets to see Christina Aguilera and Destiny's Child, but Christina got laryngitis and cancelled. We got to replace our tickets with another concert and my parents chose the Boston Pops. I feel this is an appropriate forum to state that I'm still pissed about that decision
Poor Tracey was in denial for awhile http://i49.tinypic.com/2i2c0nc.jpg
That actually is her legal name. What do you expect from parents who dress their kid in a light up dress?
"Mom! Dad! SHUT UP! This is MY recital!!!"
Two minutes later that kid looks even creepier
And tomorrow I get to see Home Alone, too. For six bucks. Leslie says he's serious
The Wicker Man, obviously. Never was there a more poignant question asked repeatedly than "How'd it get burned?"
Gabe's review of Love Actually didn't make me like it any less, therefore I feel ok about loving it.
As a strangely secretive person, especially towards family, I'm a little scared that I just read about my future
I got to see Die Hard in theaters last week! Awesome Christmas movie!!
For some reason, when trying to think of possible fun weather events my mind immediately goes to some Disney Channel Original Movie where there's a weather machine that makes it snow in an absurdly warm place.
The most memorable weather events are usually devastating, right? Floods, hurricanes, etc... Why would you want to recount that on Christmas unless they're just feeding into the Scrooges out there
I do not get along with my neighbors and I wouldn't be very happy if they got to share my winter wonderland. But that's just me
Did anyone else think things were going to get good when the guy brought up TWO hands? Only to just rotate the screen. Lame
thanks, now I've got "For the best car insurance rates in town call 1-800-general now!" stuck in my head. Their graphics may suck but their jingle apparently works
Is 'touching' the fake girls the extent of this game? Because I think it would just be funny if you could do them.. there'd be air humping all over the place
This is what happens when you fuck a strange dog in the ass!
Thanks for reminding me that Macaulay Culkin grew up
Thanks for reminding me that I don't own Home Alone :(
I was convinced for awhile there the wrong video was posted. Yet I kept watching...
I think we all just choose Neapolitan so we don't have to choose between chocolate and vanilla
let's not forget that her list of what she is against women doing is killing their husbands. I had no idea pro-choice was such a broad topic
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