The saddest thing about this video is that it captures the beginning of the end for the couple at the forty five second mark. They walked the two miles home from the mall in complete silence. She walked in front of him and even though there was a light but pervasive rain, neither of them opened their umbrellas. At one point, when she stopped to stare slack jawed at the christmas trees for sale on the corner, he reached out and almost touched her hand, but she moved away at the sound of the salvation army bell. "I've never known him," she thought. Weeks later she would do naughty things with the Santa at her holiday Christmas party.
NBC should make a show called Tossed set in a world where Pizza suddenly and mysteriously ceased to exist. Twelve years after the Pizza went out everyone is eating so much tacos. Glowing stick of pepperoni in attic.
The prank is that turtles are very conscientious and would never steal unless they had done a long moral accounting as to whether or not it would be acceptable to steal if they HAD TO DO IT to feed their family, and also that being so conscientious a turtle on roller skates would be wearing knee pads.
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