I once had a barroom debate about the Worst Song of All Time. I was arguing for "All Star" by Smash Mouth, my friend argued for "Old Time Rock n Roll" by Bob Seger. My friend won the argument.
How could a multimillionaire who has access to all the best drugs and leather jackets and has sex with Rihanna all the time ever have an ankle injury??
Dear Alanis:
After a long legal battle I just received a death row pardon. Unfortunately I'm already strapped to the table, drugs running through my veins. Any advice?
Sincerely,
’90s Dude
You guys, maybe we can take over the Stereogum comments! We can just hijack the “Bright Eyes albums from Worst to Best” or whatever, and start chatting about celebrity urinary problems like nothing even happened.
From now until I die, when I say the same thing at the same time as someone else, instead of "Jinx!" I will say "Donna Darko" and pray. Pray that I have found one of you...
Man, Soft Gabe is hilarious. My first comment ever was on a Glee recap acknowledging an amazing gay porn reference.
I hope Kelly's last post has a gay porn reference so I can make a comment on it and come full circle*!
*pun intended.
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