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Jay Leno's tonight show is the most boring thing ever. This is the title card for the new Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I'm no font expert, but that looks a lot like times new roman, a font used for term papers. What's more boring than term papers? Jay Leno.
This sounds great. I hate to say it, but it will be cancelled. I'll definitely watch it when it premieres, but there's no way it's going to last, as much as we'd all like it to. Even if everyone who likes everyone involved watches it, it won't succeed because 1. It's on Fox and 2. The sense of humor is just too obscure (I'm assuming. Nothing cool ever lasts more than a few years, so let's all enjoy Louie while we can.
Sorry.
Writer's room for "Vampires Suck":
Guy 1: We should put Jersey Shore in this thing.
Guy 2: yeah, what's a good joke?
Guy 1: What if we just mentioned them?
Guy 2: No, we need more than that.
Guy 1: We'll call them dirtbags!
Guy 2: Perfect!
"You know how a lot of times when movies have all-star casts the movie is pretty terrible? Well, this is kind of, like, the opposite of that." It's not super catchy, but it gets the point across.
The other day I was in a fairly professional setting. Someone said "The person can't be fingered, but the automobile can be fingered." I tried so hard to hold back my laughter. Even if this quote was in context it wouldn't make sense.
I was 8-years old when Seinfeld ended, so I didn't see it (as far as I can remember) when it was on. But I feel like this is very Seinfeldian in it's premise. Great stand-up, then the episode based around the set. Also, stand-up bass to transition between scenes? I think that may have only been in the first episode, maybe as some sort of homage to seinfeld. Anyway, I liked it.
"Obama wants us to walk around with no arms." Sounds like a metaphor. Unfortunately, for him, it's not. He actually thinks that. Now we're gonna have to invent foot guns!
OH MY GOD! FOR TEN YEARS I'VE BEEN THINKING THAT WAS GWENETH PALTROW! In my defense I was nine when the first one came out and saw the movie MAYBE once since then.
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