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I liked Greenberg too, but I think it's because I'm kind of crazy? So I like movies about other crazy people. I watched it with a couple of friends who are mostly not-crazy and are capable of dealing with shit and they all hated it.
This movie is being extremely well received by ME, who is 24, but will be 25 by the time this is released, so you can take your arbitrary age cut-offs and shove them somewhere, probably in a corner of your hall closet so you don't have to see them anymore because you're so embarassed that I just schooled you.
I was the first person at my school to check out the 1993 Guinness Book of World Records, and it was the proudest day of my life.
Applebees is only good for when you live in the suburbs and want to get super drunk but don't want to have to go to an actual bar.
Me too! The only other two movies I've fallen asleep during are the second Lord of the Rings and Twilight (that one was in the theatre, which was fun).
I wish The Invention of Lying had ended after the first hour. Good lord, that movie was way too long.
I just hate that I can't go on Tumblr at all on Thursday nights because I happen to NOT LIVE IN THE EASTERN TIME ZONE. Like, you seriously can't keep it in your pants until it's aired for the rest of the damn country? It's rude and pointless. /mad because I got home from work at 11:30 last night and was spoiled for every single P&R plot point by midnight.
This video is my fashion inspiration for Spring '11.
I took two classes last summer where the topic of minstrelsy came up in the same week (totally unrelated classes, different departments, it was weird), and like NO ONE but me knew what it was. (Fun fact about minstrelsy: John Lennon's grandfather toured in a minstrel show, and his dad apparently did a killer Al Jolson impression. THE MORE YOU KNOW.)
"You know what, I would steal a car if it was as easy as touching the car and then 30 second later, I owned the car. And like, I would steal a car if by stealing the car, the person who owned the car, they got to keep the card. And, um, I would also steal a car if no one I had ever met had ever bought a car before in their whole lives." - Mindy Kaling
What's sad is that I can tell you for an absolute fact that that was not a clip from Wolverine but from X2.
I had never really considered my postition on Slatkin & Co lids before, but you know what? I do love them! You learn something new every day, you know?
And buying hard liquor in gas stations.
FOR REALZ. I quote the 100 Seconds about sports ALL THE TIME and no one ever gets it (mostly because I'm just going "what does a wizard need with a gun?" at random moments when it's not at all appropriate and everyone around me is just confused).
Seriously, that is exactly what I was coming here to comment on. Are non-NY monsters as good looking? Can we have a monster dating site? Texas dudes, HOLLA AT ME.
Not gonna lie, it took me about 4 hours to actually get that joke.
If you are looking for a super easy pie recipe that will impress your friends, here it is: 2 cups (by cups I mean the thing that the yogurt comes in, not like an actual measuring cup) of raspberry yogurt, 1 cup of heavy cream, 1 package of vanilla pudding mix, 1 cup of crushed raspberries, mix it all together and put it in an oreo crust, freeze for two hours. SO GOOD.
That would be Paul McDonald, he of the distractingly handsome face and disturbingly white teeth AKA my future husband. #killmetoowhileyou'reatit
Taram Killam was also fantastic in the sketch where he was the sad DJ in love with Vanessa Bayer. Dude was really pulling his weight last night.
My favorite sub was the old Japanese man who would bring us donut holes and once picked up a misbehaving 4th grader and put him in the trash can.
My cat's DJ name is DJ Catsbergers Syndrome.
I might be a little in love with you, fyi.
I normally like you, facetaco, but you appear to have a serious misunderstanding of what feminism is and what feminists actually believe in or what we're working for.
Honestly, the main things I took away from last night's episode were: 1. Rachel was super funny and delightful and it's freaking me out because she is usually THE WORST. 2. I am super into Karofsky. Like, a lot. I want him to join the glee club so I can just look at him more, you know? 3. There is NO WAY that Will Schuster knows who the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are.
I was really excellent in high school at applying makeup that made people look like they had black eyes! People thought it was cool and it made me popular for approximately one day.
I have never even seen this movie, but I am supporting you anyway because that's a horrible poster. Hugh Jackman looks like a Geico caveman.
Today is the best day. I don't have to work, my cat is sleeping on me, and Amanda Bynes is back. What else could I need?
Tea is the only person I like more than her UK equivalent (Maxxie bored me so much) so far, so that gives me hope.
I really really want to know if they are going to leave the Wild World scene in the US version. I don't think they can pull it off.
CHRIS 4EVS. Him & Cassie are my favorite characters, and the US version seems already to have ruined both of them.
I have not, but I have seen The Social Network like 20 times.
http://andrewgarfieldisbambi.tumblr.com/ Seriously, you guys, Andrew Garfield is Bambi. Changed my life. http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leuvwtDRu21qeljauo1_500.png
Basically all I know about Boxxy is that I like the way she does her eye makeup. I tried to watch some of her videos once, and that was all I took away from it. I would buy Boxxy-endorsed mascara.
I'm growing my hair long right now, but if I ever decide to cut it, my plan is definitely to sell it to a weirdo hair fetishist from the internet. Screw charity!
I made it through 30 seconds, but i only stopped because I was so angry that I couldn't eat anything in that video. All I've had since yesterday is saltines and applesauce and gatorade and I WANT A DAMN BURGER.
I just want to say that I got kind of burned out on the internet before Christmas and stopped reading VG for a while, but now that we have had some time to rest and also now that i am sick and have nothing better to do with my life but sit around and read blogs all afternoon, it's really good to be back. This video was a really nice welcome home.
I spent a really long time yesterday reading Ke$ha's wikipedia entry (yeah, I need better hobbies), and here are a couple of important facts about her that I thought you guys should know: 1. She got a near-perfect score on her SATs 2. Her family was a host family on The Simple Life in 2004. 3. She was number 57 on Maxim's "definitive list of the world’s most beautiful women" 4. She once got arrested for trespassing on Prince's property so she could give him her demo tape. 5. "Everyone's really offended by that. But come on, brushing your teeth with Jack Daniel's: what girl does that? People are like, 'Do you really advocate brushing your teeth with bourbon?' I'm like, 'Yes, actually, I do, every day, for everybody. Especially eight year olds.' I mean, what are you talking about? Of course I don't. Come on." 6. I kind of secretly love her and I don't know why but I think she's actually secretly really smart and awesome :(
Still so sad about Jesse St James. So much potential, sigh.
I love you for this, because I still make Daniel Franco jokes/references ALL THE TIME.