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Actually, the gruff, lewd asshole voice is kind of why I have had a wild, shameful, and uncontrollable crush on Will Arnett since forever. Also a little on that guy who played Billy on Six Feet Under and Elton on Clueless. I make weird choices.
Mine was about the X-Files. It had a "hungry mailbox" animated .gif #nerdgum
Who dipped Jasmine in a bucket of bleach?
Some days I have a hard time remembering all the things Gabe says are mine. Like I think I have a whole lot of extra-creepy boyfriends who do weird stuff on Youtube that I don't remember hooking up with, but I guess at least I know now that I must have met them on my dating site, SaladMatch.com.
Do you get to roll around in an RV full of popcorn with a backwards-aging witch?
Less than $200 for a Wii + $10/month for single-disc Netflix = InstantView on your TV and you can cancel cable. Same price for a Tivo + $16/month for Tivo service + $25 for this Tivo program that lets you download movie files from your computer onto your Tivo via wireless = watch everything you torrent also on your TV. Problem solved!
Not that cool Rohan leatherette one with the horse medallion on it! Which is totally not sitting in a book on my husband's bedside table.
13 hours, if you watch the extended editions, and if on the very last disc your friend's cheap DVD player gives out and refuses to play any more Lords or Rings or hobbits or whatever, so you have to drive over to your other friend's house to borrow his parents' functioning DVD player. ...not that I've ever done that.
*raises hand* I totally thought he was the "cute one" in that movie. And look where he and Mena Suvari are now.
I have still never heard more than two Lady Gaga songs. It's taken a lot of hard work to keep it that way.
Aw, that looks adorable. Watching Disney stars grow up these days is terrifying. They all have to top each other, so I guess iCarly will be pole-dancing at the Adult Entertainment awards in a few years.
This just makes me really happy because it reminds me of the time my friends and I got extremely drunk and colored in a Disney Princesses coloring book to tell the story of the time on Grey's Anatomy when Izzy cut the lvad wire on her financee so he would almost die and qualify faster for a heart transplant. Good times for everyone.
I missed the arrivals, but thought I would check in with the photos on E!Online. Now I wish I hadn't: Funnylady Tina keeps her couture serious and elegant in a gorge single-shoulder Michael Kors gown. Something is happening involving my "gorge" all right, and it's not ugly leopard print chiffon.
Remember that time that Michael Scott went to magic camp for kids? Related: remember that time when The Office was fresh and funny? *sob*
LOL, downvoted over toilet seat covers? My opinions on English toilet hygiene, let me show you them.
My husband is a book reviewer and when he texted me this morning to say Mockingjay was on the doorstep I got more than a little excited.
You guys, I just got back from a for-real week in England, and let me tell you the most upsetting thing -- over there they call toilet seat covers "IMAGINARY OR POSSIBLY INVISIBLE." I don't know why the modern miracle of free cowboy hats hasn't made it over there yet, unless everyone just really likes sharing butt-germs.
This is mostly just reminding me that I still kind of secretly want the Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit. It looks really, comfy, OK? It's not like I'd wear it in public. Well, maybe to a hog-calling competition. But nowhere else!* *Everywhere else.
I regret that I have only one upvote to give you.
Everyone needs a Thneed!
OK, I clicked on this video because the still shot looked exactly like my friend's wife, who I kind of hate. I wasn't going to comment about that because I thought maybe I was just being mean, but then while I was watching the video my husband looked over, and said "Hey, is that [Friend's Wife]?" So I guess she has a double in Chicago. Who is good at screaming at hogs. (Saddest thing? That woman doesn't even really look like her until she scrunches up her face like a pig.)
Ugh, I actually hate websites that do that! It's like the person is saying "I am terrified that if you click a link and leave my site you will never come back, so let me annoy you by taking the choice to open things in a new tab away from you." Also, EK, are you using Firefox or Chrome? Both have extensions that let you click, drag, and release a link to automatically open a new tab without having to right-click-select.
Yeah, I was a senior in college then. So I assume you look younger than me, unless you pumped your face full of chemicals.
Ugh, she started junior high in 1998? I AM OLD. Except I look younger than her because I still have my original face.
No, if you blow in it the moisture from your breath will corrode the metal! - That One Paranoid Neighbor Kid
There is: http://ugliesttattoos.com/ I visit it daily.
I can't tell if you're getting downvoted for making a tired Brokeback reference or because you called a reacharound a "wrap around."
Ugh, last time I was there I had pizza with olives on it and I almost broke a tooth because they put UNpitted olives on their pizza. Who does that??
Yeah, but this is a series of ads, and this one is actually funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5dIzY7yvRA I like the part when the hipster tries to put a record in the CD player.
Haha, my inlaws are already there (drove up from where they live in Spain)(note, they are not Spanish) and they called to ask what kind of booze we wanted because they were buying everything way in advance.
PS: In Swedish "exit" is "uttfart." You're welcome.
I leave for Stockholm in two weeks. If something like this doesn't happen while I'm there I will shoot myself.
I for one would like Amanda Bynes's Twitter to address something far more important than whether or not she makes movies -- why she has NO NECK. Seriously, look at any picture of that girl. No neck! All hair! She likes like Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her after she's dead and gets hit on the head with a shovel so her neck retracts into itself.
I read this as "some guy in a fanny pack whacks off sullenly with a crescent wrench." (In England, they call wrenches lorries!)
I could not stop watching these cows do their freaky thing yesterday. From the same animator who did "Cycles" (with the marching teddy bears on the Brighton strip): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY
In law school I knew a woman who had moved from San Diego, and she told me some great stories about attending SDCC with her first husband the comic artist back when it really was just a comics convention. The best one was about helping Stephen King escape from his fans in the early '80s by sneaking him out a back door and into their van. She made it sound like actual fun, back then. Nowadays, I am probably the nerdiest geek (geekiest nerd?) on the 'gum and I still doubt I'll ever go. Seeing famous people from afar < not being trapped in crowds of anxious Fans desperate to see said famous people.
Oh god, the Q&A period of every panel at every nerd convention ever should just be taken out and shot, seriously. I have never heard anyone ask something at one of those that didn't just make the entire room cringe for them.
I've been to WonderCon in SF twice, and both times after I got finished with the panels I'd come for (world premieres of footage from the Firefly movie with Joss&cast and footage from the second X-Files movie with Chris Carter&cast), I spent an hour on the vendor floor and had to flee because I couldn't fucking stand it. As you can tell from the panels named above, I am a HUGE geek, to depths I cannot share here without public shame, and even I couldn't stand it for more than 8 hours. San Diego seems like it's that to about the fourth or fifth power and getting worse every year. So I guess I'll probably never go.