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That's odd. "motivated and inspired to leave" sounds a lot like "kicked out of the house for being fucking weird and consistently ruining dinner by" when mom tells that story.
+11 | 5/7/10 2:45 PM
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Goddamn it dad.
+16 | 5/7/10 2:27 PM
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HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH STARSHIP TROOPERS! BURN THE HERETIC! Just kidding. That movie is awful. But I love it. There. I said it.
+9 | 5/7/10 10:56 AM
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I can't tell if Gary Busey is trying to assimilate with his baby or if he just superglued it to his forehead to make sure it's not sneaking around behind his back. Neither thought disturbs me less.
+7 | 5/7/10 10:40 AM
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"Get out of there!" -my mother, 1986 "Get out of there!" -my prom date, 2003
+59 | 5/6/10 12:30 PM
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We never dated. I liked you but I was too nervous to say hi because you were standing next to some football players.
+23 | 5/6/10 10:21 AM
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/sigh Man, I sure did have some moves, before I threw my back out putting my box of Star Wars toys in the attic. In hindsight I realize I probably should have taken the AT-AT up separately.
+8 | 5/6/10 10:12 AM
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"The selected item is not currently available." That'll do Internet. That'll do.
+8 | 5/5/10 11:53 AM
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Don't you mean time FOR a blow by blow recap? BOOM. You just got Steve Winwooded. Just kidding Steve Winwood. I heart you.
+9 | 4/26/10 4:16 PM
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Do overs? http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/images/babycloned.jpg
+19 | 4/26/10 3:17 PM
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http://www.carfaxabbey.net/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1386&g2_serialNumber=2
+3 | 4/26/10 3:13 PM
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That girl has sass! And is making me dizzy! Also, I wasn't hating on Betty White. I love Betty White! If you added up all the hours I've spent in front of the television's warm glow, laughing and crying along with Rose and friends, you would wonder "Why is that virile young man in the supposed prime of his life doing wasting his life away like that?" You would also see that I love Betty White!
+9 | 4/26/10 2:40 PM
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Yup. It's definitely monday. I quit.
+18 | 4/26/10 1:45 PM
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Fuckin' Betty White's seemingly-out-of-left-field-popularity-that-in-reality-has-probably-always-been simmering-just-beneath-the-surface-of-the-collective-pop-culture-obsessed-consciousness-and-is-just-now-coming-to-a-head-like-a-sexy-geriatric-volcano, how does that work?
+7 | 4/26/10 1:41 PM
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Fuckin' Betty White's seemingly-out-of-left-field-popularity-that-in-reality-has-probably-always-been simmering-just-beneath-the-surface-of-the-collective-pop-culture-obsessed-consciousness-and-is-just-now-coming-to-a-head-like-a-sexy-geriatric-volcano, how does that work?
+9 | 4/26/10 1:40 PM
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Re: The last picture of the post "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"-Jack No wonder Jack feels weird about leaving the island. He is having TOO MUCH FUN!
+19 | 4/21/10 12:49 PM
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Just because you CAN make a sandwich with your feet does in no way mean that you SHOULD make a sandwich with your feet.
+26 | 4/14/10 4:41 PM
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The only thing we can agree on is to disagree. I have never found Shrek and friends to be unfuckable. I'm going to jail, huh?
+21 | 4/14/10 2:04 PM
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Oh, well la-dee-da your majesty. Since when has Custer's Revenge not been good enough for you? http://www.arthurshall.com/images/custom_images/vg_custer.gif Or do you prefer your orgasms without the accompanying nightmares?
+48 | 4/12/10 2:16 PM
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No you don't! Hugs!
+8 | 4/2/10 4:45 PM
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My dad loves this show. This is my shame. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
+4 | 4/2/10 2:04 PM
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He's right, but you have to do it right as the sun sets or you'll never get out of Davy Jones' Locker.
+7 | 4/2/10 11:20 AM
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Today I learned what an EGOT was. This will be a great conversational piece for all those fancy dinner parties I never attend.
+10 | 4/2/10 10:56 AM
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That's exactly what I was thinking of while watching these.
0 | 4/1/10 5:55 PM
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http://shrines.rpgclassics.com/gc/starfoxadv/slippy.jpg
+25 | 4/1/10 2:33 PM
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If someone said "Welcome to my house" and then opened the door to reveal a bunch of random people in clown outfits and a pile of old boomboxes stacked haphazardly in one corner like it's no big deal, I'd probably have to take a step back 3D and reevaluate the kind of people I hang out with.
+15 | 4/1/10 1:13 PM
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Yes Jay, nurses and policemen are very screwed if they lose their pension. But they just go after violent and dangerous criminals and get shot at and stick various tubes and liquids in people so they can, you know, live. You on the other hand entertain anywhere from 6-15 octogenarians on a nightly basis, making you much more important and deserving of some extra scratch in the event that you, ahem, get screwed. You make me so fucking angry, Jay. You don't even know.
+3 | 4/1/10 11:25 AM
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Oh yeah! I woke up from my Us V Zzzzzzzzz coma to the local news running a story on everyone's jailbait boyfriend Justin Bieber! Apparently one of his fans was killed (by a bus!) early yesterday and he turned it into a trending topic on Twitter, whatever that is. http://tinyurl.com/yz3f7j8 That's a safe link this time, swears. And that's what's up with Justin Bieber.
+7 | 3/31/10 6:52 PM
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It's good to know somebody else was IRRATIONALLY FUCKING IRRITATED by the giant goddamn V in the corner. Thanks ABC, but I don't really care how many minutes and seconds it is until a show comes on that I am going to fall asleep during.
+28 | 3/31/10 6:37 PM
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"no darkness, not today." Jeeze Gabe, you sound like that guy from C-Span this morning.
+19 | 3/31/10 4:53 PM
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We should all be so lucky as to not upset this nice young man, lest he remove our noses from our faces with heavy card stock.
+13 | 3/31/10 4:34 PM
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Apologies. Badjudgmentgum.
+9 | 3/31/10 3:24 PM
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I has teh stupid.
0 | 3/31/10 3:12 PM
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Sparks pulls [a book] off the shelf. “A Farewell to Arms, by Hemingway. Good stuff. That’s what I write,” he says, putting it back. “That’s what I write.” http://tinypic.com/r/334j2pz/5
-23 | 3/31/10 3:09 PM
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This guy follows Nickelback around the country and has backstage passes for each and every show.
+24 | 3/31/10 3:03 PM
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One of the critics is named McCarthy, which makes me think of McCarthyism, which makes me think of Communism, which makes me think of how much I want to go watch Red Dawn. Now that's life during wartime! Harf harf harf. I seriously have no idea what's going on in this trailer.
+9 | 3/31/10 2:05 PM
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He might not be a single lady, but he is going to be a champion badass one day if he ever focuses his chi into those tiny little fists of his. He's going crazy back there until dad breaks his heart.
+5 | 3/31/10 1:05 PM
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Gabe! Oh thank god. I was having to do work. Work! Can you imagine? It's like doing nothing, except you're doing something. Madness! These hands are much too delicate for such barbarian tasks. And I'm glad you're alive. I thought the batteries in your LifeAlert were dead, and you along with them.
+41 | 3/31/10 12:23 PM
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I wish I was a stupid bus. So I could be responsible for the destruction of everyone on this show, you see.
+5 | 3/30/10 12:07 PM
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I know! So many delicious and bubbly treats from around the world, and I firmly believe that Italy can do no wrong in the food/drink department, but uggggggggghhhhhh. That stuff is hell.
+1 | 3/29/10 10:41 PM
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