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ugh why is that so small?? whatever
adult with their head in a basket!!! http://i.imgur.com/hwY9h.jpg
this is going to sound mean, but i felt a deep sense of relief that 1) i didnt have to watch the whole thing. you can just turn it off! 2) these people don't know me and ask me for compliments i didnt realize it until 3 minutes into the video and it turns out i was so tense about it!!
"this is what happens when you find a sweater in the alps!" you get to wear the sweater and then people are like "nice sweater! very alpine" and then also someone hands you a mug of hot chocolate
also one time i went to a taping of the 700 club. im pretty cool, is what im saying.
speaking as someone who semi-regularly watched the 700 club from 2002-2007, pat robertson is an extreme wheatgrass smoothie old timey health nut, which is probably why he is still alive/has a head shaped like an alien. i would not be suprised if he hasnt actually eaten at a restaurant in 30 years. there are creepy fitness segments where hes always lifting weights with his old man arms and touting the benefits of royal jelly. another cool thing about the 700 club is that it pretends to be a "news magazine" type show and has a short headlines portion, but mysteriously all of the headlines are about israel. gotta get all those jewish dudes together so the world can end, you know.
DID YOU GUYS READ THE ARTICLEEEEEEEEEEE "A posse of friends—a bawdy band of homeboys with names like Gorilla, Kleetus, and Dirty P.—trailed Guy everywhere, and his manager, Tom Nelson, took to calling himself "the consigliore." The group became known as the Garlic Mafia, and Fieri styled himself as the mob boss."
signed in just to barf. barffff. i hear guy fieri is poker buddies with thomas kinkade.
i hope its like when gumby would just walk into a book. i hope the movie is claymation. i hope lydia is depicted as a blockhead.
also after chunking i donated my hair to locks of love and had a pixie cut that i wore with fancy bobby pins!!! it briefly created male interest in me, i won a student of the week award for bravely donating my hair, and my mother to this day asks me if i am a lesbian.
omg a real band played your dance??? how did you seductively grind on each other?
this final look is something the scary girls did. they had boyfriends and played field hockey as well. http://i.imgur.com/42fq5.png underside of the head shaved and then you could wear it down and look normal or wear it up and start some shit. they were apparently ahead of the curve though, as it seems plenty of gals shave the side of their head these days.
this look was sported by popular girls who had boyfriends and played field hockey. http://i.imgur.com/HJjs3.png i was unable to achieve this look because i dont have curly hair and those headbands hurt my head. this features a bonus choker from a vending machine.
i drew several styles that were popular in my middle school in 1999. http://i.imgur.com/xIfbH.png this is what i was trying to go for. like rachel leigh cook. my hair never stuck out in the right directions and the chunking made me look like the bride of frankenstein.
aw mannn. i thought this was going to be hooters waitresses talking about what it was like to be in 3rd grade 10 years ago. that would have been awesome. "i am a patriot, and i love to served apps and drinks by painted children in short shorts"- imaginary hooters customer.
ok that apache creation myth is my favorite one. im done now.
In the beginning, before there were earth or sky there was only darkness. Into it came a small and thin disc with yellow and white on its alternate sides, and inside it sat Carrie, a small veiny woman no larger than a frog. Carrie is described as awakening and rubbing her eyes. When she peers above her into the darkness it filled with light and illuminated the darkness below. When she looked east the light became tinged with the yellow of dawn, and whens he looked west the light was shaded with the amber tones of dusk. As she glanced about herself clouds in different colors appeared. Then again Carrie rubbed her eyes and face, and as she flung the sweat from her hands another cloud appeared with a tiny little girl Charlotte sitting on top. Charlotte's name translates as the Woman Without Parents. Carrie and Charlotte were puzzled where the other had come from, and where were the Earth and Sky. After thinking for some time, Carrie again rubbed her eyes and face, then her hands together, and from the sweat flying as she opened hands first Samantha, the Sun, and then Miranda, or Pollen Boy, appeared. After the four sat a long time in silence on a single cloud, Carrie finally broke the silence to say, "What shall we do?" and they all went to brunch.
According to myth, Carrie Bradshaw yearned to live on the earth among the valleys and the mountains and shoes and cosmos and men. Candace Bushnell permitted Carrie and 3000 followers to depart and they descended from heaven to a sandalwood tree around 72nd and somewhere between 2nd and Lex, then called Taebaek Mountain. There Carrie founded a newspaper column and gave herself the title Sexpert. In a cave near the sandalwood tree lived a bear, Miranda, and a tiger, Samantha who came to the tree every day to pray to Carrie. One day Carrie gave the bear and the tiger twenty bulbs of garlic and some divine mugwort. Carrie promised if they ate only her garlic and mugwort and stayed in the cave out of the sunlight for one hundred days she would make them human. The tiger and the bear agreed and went back to the cave, but tiger was too hungry and impatient to wait, leaving the cave before the 100 days were done. But the bear remained, and on the 101st day was transformed into a beautiful woman, who gratefully honored Carrie with offerings. With time the woman grew lonely, and prayed to Carrie that she might have a child. So Carrie made gave her a son called Brady, a name which has two meanings: "Altar Prince" and sandalwood. Brady eventually came to Los Angeles and founded a prog rock band.
A supreme creatrix, Candace Bushnell, "The Goddess of All Things", arose naked from Chaos to part sea from sky so that she could dance upon the waves. Catching the north wind at her back and, rubbing it between her hands, she warms the pneuma and spontaneously generates the serpent Samantha, who mates with her. In the form of a dove upon the waves, she lays the Cosmic Egg and bids Samantha to incubate it by coiling seven times around until it splits in two and hatches "all things that exist... sun, moon, planets, stars, the earth with its mountains and rivers, its trees, herbs, and living creatures, and all designer shoes." In the soil of Manhattan, the available men would spring up from Samantha's teeth, scattered under the heel of Candace Bushnell who kicked the serpent from their home on Mount Olympus for her boasts of creating all things. Thereafter, Candace Bushnell, whose name was "wide wandering" set male and female Titans for each wandering planet: Charlotte and Harry for the Sun; Miranda and Steve for the Moon; Stanford and Marcus for Mercury; Aiden and whoever he married for Venus; Trey and his mom for Mars; Miranda's housekeeper and her baby for Jupiter; and Carrie and Mr. Big for Saturn.
The world was empty until the Candace Bushnell lifted the earth out of the sea. Darren Starr then established order in the cosmos by finding places for the sun, the moon and the stars, thereby starting the cycle of day and night. A golden age ensued where Darren Starr had plenty of gold and happily constructed temples and made tools. But then three mighty giant maidens, Charlotte, Samantha, and Miranda came from Manhattan and the golden age came to an end. Darren Starr then created the dwarves, of whom Carrie Bradshaw and Stanford Blatch are the mightiest.
i read this book once called "female chauvinist pig" and it was about how women embrace raunch culture in an attempt to "rise above" being a woman but ultimately in detriment to themselves and women in general. theres this section about you girls learning what it means to be Sexy and getting very good at being Sexy but actually having no idea what they find actually sexy or want from a sexual relationship at all. all this to say that there is no way courtney stodden has ever had an orgasm.
bridget jones' diary 3: GIVE ME A BABY AT ANY COST FINANCIALLY OR EMOTIONALLY
that is one tricked out coffin
ALSO this weird thing came up in the side bar on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KL9Pir_UfE it's like a videotape of a videotape of a videotape.
Scott Gairdner for Presidente da internet! i suggest visiting his old youtube page http://www.youtube.com/user/Zoltarkill
stock photo bluetooth. STOCK PHOTO BLUETOOTH.
i saw this post and was all "whatever" and then had a bad day but then i watched it and now im all ":):):):)"
it's pokey, geocities era internet supercomic. get nostalgic for 1999.
NEVER STOP PARTYING!!!! Just kidding its on the 25th and I forgot to put that.
i sense potential for wavy blonde spaghetti hair http://blogs.babble.com/family-kitchen/files/2010/10/Hot-dog-spiders-21.jpg
does anyone have that gif of jayz wearing his old navy lady glasses and bobbing his head with lights reflected in the glasses? i want to look at it for a little bit.
it was a dick joke AND a reference to 10 things i hate about you. how do i get them to make 11 things i hate about you starring cgi heath ledger??
rory had terrible boy decision-making skills. i blame christopher for being flighty and luke for being distant! fathers, be good to your daughters. i hope rory was sexting politicians from the obama campaign bus.
rory had terrible boy decision-making skills. i blame christopher for being flighty and luke for being distant! fathers, be good to your daughters. i hope rory was sexting politicians from the obama campaign bus.
apparently pet stores have back up frozen mice for when they run out of live mice!
this is sort of a filtered down story, i am 1 degree of separation from it. my friend's friend lived in a rented house with a billion roommates in college and the house had 2 kitchens. one kitchen wasnt used very often. over a break while he was home alone, he went to the pet store and bought a bunch of frozen mice to feed his snake, but instead of just putting them in the freezer, he emptied the freezer completely and made a diorama out of dead mice. he made furniture out of fruit and set the mice up so that they were playing poker. then when his roommates were set to come back he left a container of ice cream on the table so theyd go to the freezer. then my friend told me about it and now here i am telling you about it.
that whole "hitting on ladies at the bar with my mind" scene was very reminiscent of "what women want"