I didn't mind it. But by the time the show finally ended I was so not emotionally invested that it probably wouldn't have mattered what they did, I would've still been like "Fine, that was fine, I'm just glad I don't have to watch it anymore."
It's been years and I know that I have been commenting for a really long time and am not particularly unfunny, but god damn that thread still intimidates me so much.
This was and is still just one of the most wonderful blog posts the internet has ever produced, but in this context it's just making me all:
http://www.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/posts/me4.jpg
As a southerner, pimentos really don't freak me out at all because we are constantly putting pimentos into everything. Is something already delicious? Put a bunch of pimentos up in there and it'll be like twice as delicious.That comment just made me want to drink a bunch of martinis with a bigass pile of pimento cheese fries.
The cable and DVR-less
50.1 oz football game
4.1 oz changing the channel to watch Sherlock even though there is only 30 seconds left in the game and the team with the ball is down 6 points.
Shake with ice, pour over one anxiety olive
I would absolutely love to own a merino guinea pig and then maybe shave it (gently) every couple of months and keep the fur and then spin it into yarn and then make a magnificent and glorious cape out of it.
On a side note, that same exact stock photo of a sick child is plastered all over the hospital I work in to tell people that children under 12 are not allowed to visit anyone in the hospital at all because the flu is super bad this year and children are known public health menaces. So this is extra fun.
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Sudafed
A human pair bond is when a male human puts the suction cups of his tentacles onto the female human's spinal ducts and then they spin for 45 minutes. After that they have a big party with all their friends and family and get a lot of housewares.
My now-husband was naked and had dreads at the time, so he was actually already pretty much Predator. But if I had another shot at it, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
My day was fine! I was starting to get overwhelmed at work because I suddenly realized that since I started here like a year and a half ago I've been taking on a billion responsibilities and not really giving anything up, so now my brain is swimming and I think I may have to admit that I'm feeling in over my head. I guess that's just the way it goes, and self-advocacy is important, so whatever. It's probably better that they keep asking me to do stuff and haven't started taking things away.
Then I got home and husbandglue and I got tacos for dinner, which were delicious, and I got a new headlight for my car, which I needed. Then I tried to put it in at the auto parts store but we didn't have a flashlight and couldn't figure it out so we stood there for like 20 minutes in the cold and dark getting frustrated before giving up and going home. I'll take another crack at it in the 10 minutes between when I get home and when it gets dark. Damn it, I will be able to replace a headlight in my own car if it kills me!
Then I went home, didn't sufficiently read for the one class I'm taking, then I turned on Blue Planet and fell asleep on the couch a million times before retiring to the bed. All in all, not a very bad day.
I hope Steven Moffatt stays true to the cannon and just completely phones it in for the last 2/3 of the Sherlock episodes. I always thought the case of the misdiagnosed leprosy would make for riveting TV.
I also am a very big fan of coconut oil as a daily moisturizer. I don't even bother keeping it in the kitchen anymore, it just hangs out on my bedside table for when I wake up in the middle of the night with itchface. I've attributed my lack of wintertime scaliness to its magic. And it is NOT pumpkin spice flavored.
The knives are alright, but the pyramid scheme setup is super wack. My brother was actually pretty successful at selling them (he even did a demo at a family reunion, which is hilarious in retrospect) but he went to go pick up his paycheck and the whole office had been gutted and had left no forwarding address. WHOOPS! Ya burnt, Big Brotherglue!
Oh man I once got a free bottle of pumpkin spiced coconut water (which doesn't even make sense, geographically) and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted. It took me like 2 weeks to give up on trying to finish the12oz bottle and just throw it out.
For some reason, because I have some unaddressed problems, I guess, the only video I watched was that Portuguese Man O' War video. And, man, while I knew they were nightmare factories and reasons to never get in the water, I did NOT know that they basically just look like transparent human livers with tentacles.
I've given up on pants for leaving the home in. On a very cold day, I just wear two pairs of tights or tights and leggings with a long skirt.
For context, I live in NC that that's about as cold as it typically gets, though tomorrow we're looking at a low of 9 with a wind chill of -15 which is completely unheard of. Should I switch to pants? Pants with tights underneath? Just call in to work and stay home because it's not fucking worth it?
High-waisted pants on a man always make me think of that pre-70s strong-man look, which was just a thick man in high pants with a girdle on, classic Shatner style.
http://www.chud.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2_13_shatner.jpg
I have equal problems with high-waisted pants (a soft middle looks max fat in high pants) and low-rise pants (bigger ass than waist means constant ass crack vigilance) so I pretty much stick exclusively to dresses and tights.
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