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Having actually been to a Bruins game this year I can confirm that Bruins Kid does NOT go to every game (or at least he wasn't at the one I was at (which would prove he doesn't go to every game (oh god i'm using too many of these)))) The first guy does, however, and he's infinitely more awesome IMHO.
According to Esquire, who's seen the finished product, this is just a horribly misleading trailer that contains probably 75% of the full movie's action. It is supposed to retain the book's plot and ideals and be amazing.
And just this season, when Kenneth was trying to woo the blind chick, someone (Kenneth? Grizz or DotCom?) sang a horrible McDonald impression.
Wait, so we're going to have 9 and Nine out in theaters in the same season? That would be an awkward slipup, although it'd be easy to see both on one ticket. "I went to see a movie called Nine, I assumed this was it!"
Just show me pictures of all the fratboys lining up for the Mamma Mia! / Chicago double feature, and I'll believe it.
We need a sequel: McG, An Adult, Raps To A Community College English Class About Safe Sex
"to which the internet responded with a collective, not-unlikely: "Nine to next year's Oscars: Shit, we made this one year too late, we're gonna lose to The Road." Hopefully, I fixed that for you. It doesn't look horrible (mainly because I love DDL) but as a male I'm probably going to skip this one.
This is probably too soon, but I'm too baffled to know for sure.
Relax, Nerd!
On par with Across The Universe on levels of pain.
This isn't much of a Dare. You've been getting off easy. Watching Saw movies and taking a TV tour bus with an ugly T-shirt is nothing compared to getting up at 4AM for The Today Show and having to sit through The View (LIVE The View!) while male. Gabe, seriously, go all out next time.
As a skier, I do wish we could learn from this accident and get more people to wear helmets on the slope. Idiot teenagers + stupid moves + iPods - helmet = brain damage or death
I was actually invited to a New Moon midnight release party last night (no joke). It's a dress-up party. I said I'd be Stephanie Meyer's writing ability, because it doesn't exist.
From the creators of Transmorphers!
It's me from 48 hours in the future! I failed miserably!
I wonder if that painting will show up on my AP Art History exam on Wednesday. It looks significant.
"Transformers, turn into stuff and move out!" "I'm Jason Bourne and I'm giving you an ultimatum" "I have had it with these motherfucking reptiles on this motherfucking aircraft!"
Having just completed a Bioethics course (I got a B+!) I can say: Yes. That proves it is not viable.