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I'm working and also looking for a date to the Mumford & Sons show next week because the person I bought the extra ticket for apparently won't be caught dead in public with me. Anyone want to go? Catch: you have to be seen in public with me.
I don't want to caption it because I want Gangnam Style to go away and everyone to stop pretending it's worth looking at even once. BOYCOTT
I lived through the 90s and I don't remember anyone dressing like sexy Cruella DeVille. Not even at Halloween.
Keira Knightley's collarbone in that first link is terrifying.
I can't believe none of our Photoshop wizards have put Megan Fox's eyebrows on Birdie yet.
I love that he is now an adult (technically) and he is still dressing and making the same faces as he was doing in 8th grade. Way to progress, Chet.
I worry about the day the Mythbusters run out of things to test and/or blow up.
But the baking soda guy was also named Armand Hammer, that's where the name/logo for the baking soda brand came from. I really don't remember why I know that.
Why is there a bird on his head. WHY IS THERE A BIRD ON HIS HEAD??
The best part of this pic is how the baby is clearly screaming bloody murder under that thing. I would be too, kid.
This might be the worst thing I've ever seen on Videogum. Yes, worse than the ice cream cannibal head NO DON'T POST IT AGAIN I AM SERIOUS.
The last time I went to the movies it was alone, and I bought myself a coke and popcorn and it cost me $32 all up. How does anyone afford to go on dates anymore?
Did someone mention Thor's arms? Mmmm. Thor's arms.
Me: "The Oogieloves! I remember them!" What I was actually remembering: The Bugaloos. http://www.bobzyeruncle.com/archives/images/bugaloos.jpg Has anyone seen my dementia pills?
No. The best local news story is the one that was in my local paper this morning: a guy tried to rob a sex shop but was foiled by the sex shop employee who beat him up with a "blunt implement"--i.e., a dildo. THAT is the best local news story ever (since the one about the wallabies terrorizing the old folks' home).
Independence Day (Was Two Months Ago)
I don't particularly like Benedict Cumberbatch (come ON, that is NOT A REAL PERSON'S NAME) or Ryan Gosling, so I'm extra confused every time we get a post about either of them. I just do not get the attraction on either of them.
I keep seeing this thing about Shia LeBoof having real sex in this whatever movie, but what I haven't seen is any confirmation that he's cleared it with the lady actress who will also have to be involved in the real sex. Seriously, has he consulted her on this?
Can I choose NASA Mohawk Guy as my desert island hostage?
Some shark populations are down about 95-98%, actually. Also dugong, sawfish, some turtles, and if you've ever seen a bluefin tuna in the water, you're in the same category as people who have seen snow leopards in the wild. In short, people suck. This post brought to you by Downer Galaxy
I got 19 seconds into it before I couldn't take it anymore.
Thank you for letting me know there is no reason to go see this movie.
I'm working all weekend. Again. I have become the most boring person alive because I work all the time and never do anything else and I don't even have any real money to show for all the working, just a slightly smaller credit card bill. #grumpygum Everyone else, go do fun things and have interesting lives and great weekends!
Happy Memorial Day weekend, everybody! I don't get a Memorial Day weekend, but next week I do get a Queen's Birthday, so it evens out.
All these comments and I'm the only one wondering why there is a bird on his head in that pic?
That's what I came in here for. RU-FI-OOOOOOOOO
Can we try "Drive" again? That show was great for the 3 episodes it was on, and I bet more people would watch it (again) than a lot of these "shows".
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Putting land mines every 20 feet along the entire West Coast coastline is just a good idea.
I'm going to get a haircut today and then see a movie! I think it's called the Avengers? You probably haven't heard of it, it hasn't gotten much publicity.
I'm going to go waaay out on a limb here and predict jokes about whether dude ballet dancers are straight or not.
What? Han and Leia clearly have blasters, that are firing. #nerdgum
This makes me so sad, because Val Kilmer used to be THE HOTTEST. Okay, second hottest behind Kiefer Sutherland in Lost Boys. But still, so hot, and now he just needs to be rolled to the Juicing Room. In short, Sad Galaxy.
Harrison Ford is doing it wrong. He is not sitting at the bar or using Twitter, and Helen Hunt back there clearly disapproves.
Agreed. They have no obligation to give anything to any random baby nearby. If you had a winning lottery ticket, would you be called a heartless jerk if you didn't hand it to the nearest minor who really wanted a winning lottery ticket? F that. Team Sugar Daddy.
Needs more Eastern Europeans firing guns.
I can do headstands and commando rolls, too. What I cannot do is wear a leotard in public with any confidence. Bravo, old lady.
If they do make this, they're going to have to have Uggie or Andy Serkis or whoever do an intro explaining to the kids today what a phone booth is and why the receiver has a cord attached to it.