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For you. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8pd7OQZL1qa623v.gif
I’ve been saying this for years, “People who wear cowboy hats kill people.”
Could you hold the yogurt closer to the camera? I’m having trouble reading the top.
“She was asking for it.” – The mother being interviewed by police
He played music videos on MTV instead of this show.
I thought we were calling Kelly, "Gabe" and Gabe, "Hard-Gabe."
Why is glass always fucking with the animal kingdom? Get a hobby, glass!
I was walking in a store one day, when I heard, “I’d hit that.” I knew that I just met my future wife. It was the perfect line.
of your EXs.* How the hell did over sneak in there?
I have a feeling that I would not be interested in any over your EXs. Guy Code accomplished.
Will these talking vagina commercials ever stop?
You should, my wife is an e-whore.
It has been a while since I've been in the Ball. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5fl4Smk51qd8njeo1_500.gif
Probably a double major.
I like to think I’m educated and I say fuck all the time.
NO, Abracadabra, NO, Too SEXY
Did James Franco need another job really?