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The most horrifying blog post title I've read all week.
Oh wow. I actually own 3 V8's. One of them is the 4.0 they use in the Land Rover, (mine sits in a temperamental Jag.) I also own a '89 Suburban that has been raised and modified to the point that it could probably drive through one side of a house and out the other. I have a shotgun, and a revolver, DO have the gas mask, but no swords. And I'm not even a conservative. Guess I'm kind of a dick. Go figure.
Obligatory Juggalo comment.
Sure, I'll play too. Amber Lamps.
'And thunder came forth from his axe. His music face to be feared across the land.'
I fully intend to get a pair of shorts like the ones Ellen is wearing. I also fully intend to go to jail shortly thereafter.
Is it weird to hope that Gabe hurt his hand feverishly smacking the shit out of Jay Leno? Is it weirder that's all I can think about now?
Suddenly he is concerned? Didn't seem to be worried about it during the 2008 Macy's parade.
That is a really beautiful Pit you've got there. And kudos for rescuing a Pit, they hardly even get that chance where I live.
Connecting this post and the last, it's a shame that someone great lost their ability to speak, (among other things) while someone like Smith can go on shooting his mouth off.
"Hey,@SouthwestAir: How 'bout I get off my fat, doughnut eating laurels and make something funny and relevant for a change?"
Hey, they could be brothers! Except one of them is talented!
Agreed. For doing nothing, he is now my favorite member.
Does Taboo do anything in this group? I mean, any goddamn thing at all?
Stove Top is sweet like alligator meat.
Banks. He could also appear on the soundtrack. By which I mean, of course, he should be the only thing on the soundtrack.
Oh, nope! Thar it be. Redacted.
"Sorry, this video is unavailable." Oh. Damage control be a motherfucker.
"I wanna upvote your face." is the "I'm going to fuck you 'til you love me, faggot." of 2010.
The guy with the Christmas hats in pic 15 IS a Monster. That's Coolforsale.
Don't change your name in a sad attempt to avoid me, motherfucker. I've been calling you all week. You think you can just switch up and come back to my house. I hate you! And I'm terminating the pregnancy.
I flat-out like you because you look just like my red-nosed pit bull. You guys know you do this too. I'm a heavy drinker, what's your excuse?
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, starring Elijah Wood. The Codpiece, doing it wrong.
No it isn't. If it was, this site would be a shining memorial to the likes of Jay Leno.
Oh shit, I switched from the beginning of this to 'The Departed' last night. Maybe I should have stayed. But, I was drunk, (SHOCKER) and 'The Departed', even though I've seen it, seemed like a better bet.
Breaking news! I'm retarded! I should never get up while I'm typing. Ugh.
Um, guys? I don't think these are 'parties'. I think these are 'music videos'. Now i know that you kids probably haven't seen them in a while, but there was this station when I was growing up there was this channel called "MTV' that used to play them all the time. Gawd, you kids are so silly.
Just to clarify, yes. As I said, I hope the Douche gets what's coming to him. But, have you ever seen the movie 'The Way of the Gun'? It's horrible, but in the beginning, Benicio Del Toro and Ryan Phillipe are getting into it with a bunch of people outside of a (bar? I think it's a bar). the most vocal and obnoxious of these people is a foul-mouthed woman who, confident in her company and the fact that she is a woman, (and is therefore out of bounds as far as physical violence is concerned) relentlessly berates and insults the two protagonists. Just when you know things are going to erupt, and you think that the guys are going to start rumbling with the males of the opposition, they deck the female instead. Now, while this is over the top, and agreeably criminal, it does prove a point. These are very bad men. Occasionally, when you are out and about in society, you are going to run into people who do not subscribe to the same values and moral codes as the majority of the population. Therefore, everyone, including women, children, and people of every race should be wary of saying whatever it is they want, to whoever they think they can. I'm all for free speech, but you've got to remember there can be consequences, even though there are laws to protect you. In this GIF, the consequence is absurdly extreme. The guy does something that you don't expect, and that's what makes it funny. Now, like I said, he is WRONG, and I really don't think that they should even air this, as it might encourage even more stupid douchebags to hit women, but MTV is totally bereft of moral fiber, so they will. As far as my comments on his technique, hitting two people at once, (even unintentionally) has at least the makings for some good slapstick. I think that you are trying to insinuate that all people who find this GIF amusing advocate hitting women, and I don't think that that is the case.
Nor do I, furthermore, I don't think that anyone on this board is condoning punching a woman in the face. Rather, commenting on the GIF they saw. Let me be clear, it is NEVER okay to punch a woman in the face. This guy should definitely catch a second degree assault charge for this, and I hope he does.
Yep Kenny, that's the Snook. They haven't aired the episode yet, as far as I can tell from the interwebs, but that's her. Normally, I would find this kind of thing offensive, but considering that I in no way acknowledge these people as real human beings, I want to ask, how is his science so tight? That has got to be some 4th level guido-fu shit right there.
I respect what SNL was trying to do here, but this isn't as funny as the original.
Oh, I'm glad you're here. I had a question, and there isn't a link on your site for this sort of thing. I ordered and received one of your genuine Fendi handbags, (I'm totes impressed, by the way, I'll be stuntin'!) and was a little surprised to find what appears to be a child's finger stitched into the inside lining. I'm not one to complain, normally, but since 'service is your lift', what do you want me to do with this thing? Do you guys want it back, or what? Get at me! Also, I take offenseto you wishing me a Merry Christmas as I am a third level cyber-pagan.
Thank god I'm informed now about something I didn't even bother watching the first time around. It's always the cute ones that go bad. It's like my first serious girlfriend. I was all "Put the knife down, Snookums". They never listen.