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I too wrote JTT a letter. By "a letter," I mean I wrote him once a month for a year. I got two responses and I still have them because why wouldn't I?
You mean Jordan Catalano...A-DUH!
Of all of these guys, he was probably the one that I was the least into, but DAMN, he is looking fiiiiiiiiiine.
To answer your question, yes, I'd hit that.
I took the risk and watched the video. Of course, I just so happened to leave my classroom door unlocked today, and a student walked in on me sobbing. No risk, no reward????
I am celebrating tonight because I have the whole week off for Thanksgiving! PARTY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/jon-hamm-emotions-gif3.gif
His jacket looks like one of those jackets that a grandma who thinks of herself as "sassy" would wear.
Tweet the Vote? OR #tweethevote Soooooooooooooo meta.
First you let birds vote, the next thing you know our children will be marrying them. MARRYING a BIRD! You decide, man.
Jon Hamm's penis for president!
They should have included an apple pie and, of course, a gun. #America
I genuinely love how happy grandpa is, but the coaching in the background is very Toddlers and Tiaras.
I just don't understand why Ryan Gosling hasn't come to the fun run in my vagina yet.
9. I had lots of stuffed animals, but I had two teddy bears. One was named Fuzzy Bear, and I still have him. The other was named Grant after a boy who was in 5th grade when I was in 2nd and he was totes dreamy.
This Blingee makes life worth living.
The bad news is that today feels like Friday, so I am looking at two more excruciating work days. The good news is that I heard a student in the hall say, "DAMN, SON! That can't be no teacher!" as I walked past. I've still got it!
It would have been nice to at least get a FIRST DATE.
I used to pray to marry Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 when I was 14, and we are totes not married. WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!?!
Until recently, I thought I could live my life free of Juggalos; however, they have been slowly taking over. I work at a Starbucks, and as I am sure you all know, we offer free Wi-Fi. Lately two Juggalos have been coming in and staying for hours upon hours (like my whole 8 hour shift, and then some) and using our internet. It really peeves me because they NEVER buy anything, but they bring in McDonald's and other grossness. One day they brought a 2 liter of Faygo (NO LIE!) and bag of Ruffles with onion dip. For some reason, we can't ask them to leave. Now the pack has grown and there are 4-5 of them there at a time. They just sit their taunting me, and I don't know how much more I can take. On top of this, my neighbors to the right are Juggalos, and they are just the fucking worst. They like to use our garbage can instead of theirs to throw away their Burger King bags and cigarette butts. My huz just put a bunch of rotten fruit in their garbage can, so I guess the war is on. Anyway, the ultimate betrayal...We considered ourselves pretty good friends with the neighbors on the left, until one night, I came home and saw the Juggalos walking out of their apartment! JUGGALOS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baby Ryan has some sweet moves. One day our children will dance with the same grace.
"But anyway, pray for me. That's all I got to say," said the man (your boyfriend, obvs.) before the glass broke. Said the lion? "Prey for me."
Forget the second link: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4032pFz2I1qf4sbho2_250.gif
This was a great Roger moment: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4032pFz2I1qf4sbho1_250.gif
I think this was actually my favorite episode this season. As far as Betty goes, while she was a raging bitch (Classic Betty), I sympathized with her weight loss struggle. I gets better, Betty.
The only thing this video is missing is the slow motion replay.
I am 110% positive that if I met Ryan Gosling, he would fall madly in love with me, and I would probably realize that he is even more amazing than I would have ever imagined. Then, I would divorce The Narrator and run off with Gos.
With each day that goes by, it gets harder and harder for me to believe that he is actually the son of Tom Hanks. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmxulPWvH1qzxc1l.gif
Poop gifs? http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lov6xdmkna1r0sut0o1_400.gif
I call shenanigans! Kutcher jacked this from the Late Times with James Fallon sketch called "Cupid's Arrow." Kutcher is no Jose. NO WAY JOSE! http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp2xnngdyO1qaudhfo1_500.gif
I hope when Mad Men ends we get a Sally Draper spin-off so we can find out what she is like as she gets older. She's going to have some issues after things like this: http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/SALLY-STERLING-BJ.gif
I think my favorite part of the episode was when Pauline tripped over the phone line, and Sally told Bobby to go get Pauline a glass of water. Bobby did a double take, and Sally was all "GO BOBBY!" Sally and Bobby are our generation's Jack and Kate.
That is #literally The Narrator and I in 50 years.
You guys, I am worried about these two. They look they may be masterminding a plot to shoot up their school.
My favorite part was when he seduced the pizza.
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I really thought Greg might think it was weird when he saw that baby Kevin had gray hair, and that would be what set up the divorce.
Fuck yeah! http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/TARANTINO-FISTPUMP.GIF