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Also, "I was created by God inside my mother's womb" is leaving out an important step. Maybe his parents haven't had the talk with him yet.
Summer Sanders was on TV when I was younger. I can't remember which network, but I remember feeling confused about the changes my body was going through.
I think you were a little hard on Knight and Day. I'm not saying it looks good, but if my mom told me she wanted to see it I wouldn't be mad at her.
"Flav, maybe we should keep the iPod dock behind the camera." "Nah, son." "Take thirteen!"
Hold the Jersey Shore.
The best part of this video is the loose swagger of that guy's flow. And that it just makes sense.
I almost went to see The Hurt Locker and then I saw on IMDB that it was directed by the same lady who did Point Break, and let's face it, you can't bottle lightning twice.
Fantastic Mr. Fox - Fantastic
It's no great comfort that Comedy Central will continue to market Jeff Dunham to his established fans through tours and DVDs and Jeff Dunham Reisling.
I didn't think a guitar could actually be TOO sultry.
EY OH, OH EY JERSEY SHORE IS NOT OK
Look how big those pieces of chocolate scattered about them are! It's like they can use chocolate that would be reasonably sized for the rest of us as a chocolate suitcase, or a chocolate helmet.
Jesus, you'd think somebody just Helen Hunted this lady out of a third story window.
I think it's about time for me to stop participating in the Jersey Shore thing. I don't have TV, so my only window into this world has been through Videogum, and it's been great coverage, and Gabe, I'ma let you (gunshot), but the truth remains that I wouldn't know these people exist otherwise, and they're already taking up a depressing amount of my brainspace. Joke or no, we're giving them this place in pop culture.
I'd rather go naked than wear leopard necky.
(Awkwardly reads from teleprompter): "Well that's too... bad because this 'knockout' list of nominees would probably f... f@&% your a#$."
I'm sure glad that I've been reading video gum since all the way back now, right you guys?
"Dude, you're gettin' a Dell." - am I right?
"Georgia rule!" - Georgia Rule
"My name is Twilight, and I am a dracula." - Twilight
The one question no one seems to be asking is: Did that guy double-punch Snocko and the dude standing in the middle with the same punch?
I expected to laugh at this way more and respect it way less.
Someone else saw 8 mile on TBS the Saturday after Thanksgiving (wink!)
I learned the second one from mushrooms but Jersey Shore works too.
Notes from the Shnunderground
The same unsettling defense of domestic violence was present in Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Just ride it out girls. You'll wonder why you didn't see it there before.
The best was when he seemed to be threatening his mom with physical violence. World's greatest future-domestic violence freakout!!!
My dad still refers to Gavin Rossdale as "Bush" (as in, "isn't she married to Bush?)
THIS MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE
I'm still bummed you guys didn't jump on Kefir Dot Com.
Kefir Dot Com
8 1/2 Percent Milk
Also, the caption to every Jeff Dunham picture: "HaGULP, I sure hope these puppets don't say anything racist today!"
South Park should do a show about Jeff Dunham. It would be a potentially hilarious way for them to re-engergize their show by being irreverent and relevant a la the "Cartoon Wars" episodes. (I still kind of care about South Park)