Summer Sanders was on TV when I was younger. I can't remember which network, but I remember feeling confused about the changes my body was going through.
I almost went to see The Hurt Locker and then I saw on IMDB that it was directed by the same lady who did Point Break, and let's face it, you can't bottle lightning twice.
Look how big those pieces of chocolate scattered about them are! It's like they can use chocolate that would be reasonably sized for the rest of us as a chocolate suitcase, or a chocolate helmet.
I think it's about time for me to stop participating in the Jersey Shore thing. I don't have TV, so my only window into this world has been through Videogum, and it's been great coverage, and Gabe, I'ma let you (gunshot), but the truth remains that I wouldn't know these people exist otherwise, and they're already taking up a depressing amount of my brainspace. Joke or no, we're giving them this place in pop culture.
The same unsettling defense of domestic violence was present in Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Just ride it out girls. You'll wonder why you didn't see it there before.
South Park should do a show about Jeff Dunham. It would be a potentially hilarious way for them to re-engergize their show by being irreverent and relevant a la the "Cartoon Wars" episodes.
(I still kind of care about South Park)
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