More like the I Don't Care-ie Diaries.
More like the Who Gives a The Carrie Diaries.
More like Beyonce's hit "I Care(ie Diaries)".
More like Sissy Spacek's Diaries from the set of Carrie.
More like ...when there was only one set of footsteps, that's when I started telling you about the Carrie Diaries and you just walked away; that's when I Carrie'd you, bro.
That's what it's more like, right?
You seem to think that this video makes us hate these children, but in reality I have never hated anything less than the sweet little faces making these terrible sounds.
Is it? Sad, I mean? What's the worst case scenario, here?
Willow and Jaden, emotionally wounded by the divorce, maybe start to question whether they really want to be like their horrible parents. Maybe they realize that their parents are fallible and that they don't always make the best decisions, that maybe they haven't always made the best decisions about their children, either.
I think the worst case scenario is actually the one that seems most realistic, that this is all an unsubstantiated rumour and that those horrible people are going to stay exactly as they are.
Talk to you later, Livejournal.
Mancomb
That was a really good Louis CK interview.
Later, headlines across America read, "Internet Commenter SHOCKS WORLD with BOLD STATEMENT about LOUIS CK -- also, hear about that Earthquake?"
Okay, Videoguys. Can we just come together and get an ePetition going or something where Mike Meyers isn't allowed within like, one million feet of Verne Troyer? The third Austin Powers movie was on TV last night and they have jokes about Mini-me humping Beyonce's leg like a dog.
I don't care how much money Verne's being given-- give him the money anyways, that's how much I don't care! Just don't let Mike Meyers write any more "jokes" in which the fact that Verne Troyer is small like an animal is the central punchline. It's big time gross. Grosser than the gross Fat Bastard jokes, and let me assure you, those are pretty big time gross.
tl;dr (really? it's two paragraphs.) Leave Verne Troyer alone, Mike Meyers.
Very tardy to the post before the party, but let's be honest here. Kelly, you are a gem. You are killing it, day in-day out. TGIK, if you ask me.
"Hey, quit asking me! You know the answer, it's TGIK."
America Ferrara ate here and it is a shame that people associate her with a character named Ugly Betty, because I mean, really, people. She is very pretty.
For a fake interview it sure leaves a lot of questions unanswered: e.g. "Why doesn't Max Silvestri want Allison Janney to be happy? Can't she laugh at an interview if she wants? Jeeze, Max Silvestri."?
Uh, excuse me? Not all of us are talking about Woolite. I happen to be downloading this commercial onto my iPod so that I can show it to people in the pharmacy and THEN talk about Woolite.
Not all of us have friends, man. Don't assume.
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