Guys! Nick Offerman came to my campus yesterday for his American Ham show and it was so excellent! He did this Snake Juice dance for a lil bit at the end and now it's safe to say my life is fully complete.
1. This exact thing happened at my high school like five years ago.
2. I got to the University of Wisconsin-Madison now.
3. I promise I'm not doing this, guys.
"I am going to krump for you, a little off rhythm perhaps, but I will krump. I will krump while you croak, I will krump over your dirty corpse..." -Henry Miller, Tropic of Krumper
I feel really bad for the girl that she got rejected on a nationally televised commercial. He didn't even offer her a seat on his couch even though there's clearly room if they all squished together.
How can Heidi have the time for this AND her 14-hour workout? Impressive! Also impressive that she doesn't just melt when she steps into a kitchen (you know, plastic surgery, plastic, plastic melts when heated).
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