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I imagine each popsicle stick has a Hasselhoff-related compliment printed on it instead of a lame joke. "Your slow-motion bouncing pecks look GREAT today" "You'll beat your addiction! Unless your addiction is licking miniature replicas of my body, in which case, go hog wild, pal!"
My Personal Pan stripper had a staple in it.
My gynecologist told me that if my pxssy ever be yankin' that I should pick up a Monistat treatment pack from the pharmacy, so I commend Lady on her ode to women's health.
Ugh, TMZ keeps crashing on me. Just wanna know more about Steven Tyler's wiener, you guys . And I'm running out of chocolate chip cookies to eat for breakfast. And what is the radius of a nuclide with mass number 187? #firstworldproblems #girlproblems #physicspracticefinalproblems
You guys, how have we made it this far into a dog-related thread without mentioning BIRDIE!? Birdie is a dog. Birdie is the best. QED, sid quo pro, dogs are the best.
My dog is also a woods-pooper but she goes the extra mile and kicks up dirt/leaves/old poop in an attempt to cover up her new poop. (Man, she's going to be so embarrassed if she sees this comment!)
So, Joe is Maya Angelou and Gwyneth is Mrs Cullinan?
When will Kathie Lee Gifford's dance be incorporated into school exercise programs? Whenever it is, can someone let me know so I can homeschool my kids during that time?
My eyes are DEAD!
[Something about Joanna Newsom's butt]
Why watch this nerd show when you can be like me when I visit my parents? All you need to do is watch countless episodes of Degrassi: The Next Generation while scarfing down doughnut holes and Cheetos after your parents go to bed.
For about nine Christmases in a row, I* bought my godmother MacIntosh-scented Yankee candles and she graciously accepted them time after time. So I can identify with his kid's poor investments. *"I" meaning my parents because I didn't have a source of income to spend on scented wax when I was in elementary school.
I will still partake in the Caramel deLites of the child cookie-trafficking trade