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Kentucky Fried Chicken Run
The Diving Taco Bell and the Butterfly :(
The Secret Olive Garden
Amorros Perros Doritos Loco Tacos
Reservoir Chili Dogs
i love you, summer. you and your beautiful dark troubled soul. everything's gonna work out just great.
this young lady should probably get up off the sidewalk
I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive ZOMBIE woman.
Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery? (but Royal is a zombie and he's going to the cemetary to look for food? or sex? I'm so bad at these. Sorry guys.)
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he came back as a zombie?
Carpe diem. Seize the day, dead boys. Make your afterlives extraordinary.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the ghost War Room!
I haunt your milkshake! I haunt it up!
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking astral plane!