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one tiny quibble about the Wes Anderson trailer: it's in a weird aspect ratio and further research shows that the film is broken up into 3 time periods, each of which is signified by an era-appropriate aspect ratio. that is dumb to me! but other than that, it looks excellent
i sat through a lunchtime presentation at work about how new california energy codes (Title 24) are going to require all sorts of new considerations for architectural design. I got a sandwich and a cupcake out of it but neither were very good. My job is not very good. I spent all morning trying to figure out the best way to vent the elevator hoistway in this project and I came up with a pretty creative solution but who gives a poop? Nobody. Tonight I'm going to a weird party in oakland with my sorta-girlfriend and im probably gonna do a bunch of drugs because im not drinking this month because i think i might have a drinking problem (but drugs is totally okay, right?). Also I still feel weird that my ex had an abortion friday and it was mine. I got someone pregnant. With my penis. Weird, right? And now that zygote is in a medical waste bag or something. A biohazard bin. I'm feeling extra glum. On monday I randomly passed out at the gym and I don't know why and I don't want to know why. My life is a bundle of shambles right now. I need an adult.
yesterday my ex told me she'd gotten an abortion and it was mine. i feel really weird about it.
I'm dressing up as the lesbian lovechild of Janet Yellen and Elizabeth Warren because they seem like they'd be great at being my 2 moms and I don't really like my real parents
That shit was banonkers (bananas+bonkers). Loved every single minute of it. Laughed out loud inappropriately at some of the naked sentimentality, but hey whatevs. I was so terrifyied of a nightmare space death it was all worth it.
from the point when the keys fell into his lap, he had an oddly powerful momentum, but i think we can attribute that to a palpable sense of purpose and mission rather than the fever dreams of a dying brain. his plan works perfectly from then on. every moment. but he's been thinking about this plan for months and he's very good at plans ! give him some credit! he got a little luck! whatevs! can't we just let him have his victory?
it's a very good theory! and very interesting! but i didn't agree with what he said about the dialogue being stilted and the acting being intentionally off. i didn't pick up on that at all. also, he mentioned that none of walt's plans ever go off without a hitch, so the fact that this one does is evidence that the whole thing was a fever dream but i think its just as likely that he just had some sort of 'divine wind' feeling behind him. the hubris that clouded his judgment earlier has melted away. he's had realizations. he's got nothing left to prove, just plans. one thing though: how'd he get into the car without disturbing the snow on the window? thats the only thing that really made me seriously consider norm's theory.
its called videogum not bookgum you dumb horse
1) bring back 30 rock 2) recaps of Roots 3) Kelly bakes us cakes on our birthdays
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Today is my friday too! And i'm flying to new york tomorrow! And new between two ferns! Things are good, right?
today sucks! im hungover and farting tooooo much.
Saturday Night is coming earlier each day Live
Orange is the New Color of the Leaves
at lunch yesterday a friend of mine was talking about a friend of hers who had gone to belize and i made a joke about her being murdered and nobody got it because those friends don't watch breaking bad and they all looked at me extra weird while i tried to explain it.
i graduated from college and got my first adult job at an architecture firm in beautiful san francisco
Lincoln was dreadful. I wanted to see Holy Motors.
i went to a boxing gym for the first time ever and it was fun and difficult
WHO GOT THAT LAST BACON-WRAPPED SHRIMP?
I moved to San Francisco, found an apartment, and ate pizza until I was sick.
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when i got home i exclaimed that the house smelled really good. my mom told me she was just boiling some beans. i was super impressed by the beans. i was like "damn beans i didnt know you had it in you"
i bet santorum has a weird dick
okay but saying this video of a 12 year-old "might make your ovaries self-combust" makes me want to throw up forever
there we go. all better now. soooo sooooothing
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My biggest problem with the debate was a lack of Sasha and Malia at the awkward milling about epilogue of the debate. Romney had his whole extended brood! And dude made a lot of people!
I hated how Romney kept asking overly specific questions that were clearly Obama traps and then losing his shit and repeating the question over and over louder and louder when Obama tried to sidestep the booby trap and give an answer with some sense of context. He was really banking on reducing broad policy issues to specific data points that favor him and it made him look like a total dick.
Pop culture mashup casualty: I met an 8 -year old boy the other day who didn't know anything about Abraham Lincoln except that he fought vampires.
TRUE STORY: this girl (Trisha Paytas) pretended she had a talent (rapping?) so she could go on America's Got Talent because she loves Howard Stern so much.
"melissa jones here, reporting live from a dementor's mouth"
that being said, wasn't Biden great?
all my days have been crap since graduating from college in june with a degree in *sigh* architecture
one of the suggested videos was amazing and probably deserves further consideration http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc635fevU-E&feature=player_embedded
ANOTHER STORY (sorry. is this obnoxious?): There was this kid in my elementary school named Cordello and he fainted during our 4th grade choir concert because he locked his knees. Later, he tried to reinvent himself as a hardass thug-type character but nobody took him seriously because we all remembered the time he fainted. Also the time he cried when he struck out at tee ball.
One time I went to the musee d'orsay with some friends and i passed out on the steps outside (to this day i dont know why). when i came to a crowd had gathered. I told my friends to go see the art while i recuperated in a nearby cafe. they let me use the bathroom after I promised to buy something. the toilet stalls in the bathroom there were the kind that are like little rooms and the light would turn off every 2 minutes or so. I weakly pressed the button whenever the light went out, feeling like Desmond in the hatch. I passed out again on the toilet and came to in total darkness, half convinced I was dead. Then someone tried to open the stall door and realized i was not. I went back to the cafe and ordered vegetable soup and tea and the waiter brought me some acetaminophen and a bottle of water as well. They were very nice, but clearly didn't want someone dying in their cafe. I tipped generously, left, and then bought some new boots because it was rainy and I felt I deserved it.