First offense: Asshole Hat
Second offence: Asshole Hat and Shirt
Third offence: Asshole tattooed on their foreheads
Fourth offence: Taken out back and shot
I was punched in the face in the 7th grade while standing up for a friend who was being picked on in art class of all places. The fist came out of absolutely nowhere and shocked me because it had never before occurred to me that someone would use violence as a response to anything. The shock followed by the pain led me to burst into tears (the MOST embarrassing part of the whole experience) and the teacher called the principal and the puncher got in trouble.
This was my universal male coming of age moment but I'm a girl. This may explain some things.
Nothing could top the wonderful MTV's Wuthering Heights released in 2003 but a modern take on the mid 1990s based on the clothing.
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Grimm is pretty okay but I wonder if I only like it because I recognize all the places they film. My friend hates it because they're always blocking off streets near where she works downtown. This was a fascinating story and to apologize I recommend BBC drama series. All of them. Hunted looks like it'll be great!
Monsters, we see you. You are alive and you exist and that means something to someone on this planet, at least for now. Please don't feel the need to go onto TV to discover this.
This is merely a small taste of the full experience "Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool" in which Mr T teaches us all how to avoid drugs, dress well and treat your mother right. The full video is available here: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4610575102642182602
While I use comparisons to Battle Royale and Running Man when compelling people to read the books, it is unfair to state that it is "just" white Battle Royale. It has elements of The Lottery and other great stuff all mish-moshed together into a fun, fast read.
Hardness is reserved as a measuring system for dicks and diamonds. How can Luke Wright be NYC's hardest cop unless they're referring to the rigidity of his penis? I firmly believe that there is an annual hardness competition for the nation's police force and that Jason Statham could take home that swell trophy.
What software decides the "related" videos to the right on YouTube? Because it is either genius or insane. A reenactment:
Ricky Perry, Rick Perry... Rick Perry... Herman Cain ... scroll scroll scroll... what to do when your crack itches in public. Wait what?
The original Killing was so supremely excellent (and I watched almost all of it over a single weekend in a state of addiction) that I couldn't bring myself to watch this version. After reading recaps I know that this was the correct decision. I highly recommend the original but warn you that if you watch it as quickly as I did that you may find yourself thinking that you can speak Danish.
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