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Kelly are you going through your "Bret Easton Ellis" phase AND your "slash fan fiction" phase simultaneously?

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"If the rule GRIIIIIIIIMES followed brought him to the prison, of what use was the rule?"

Is that a still from the sequel to "No Country for Old Men" where we see the bad guy age into a crotchety old guy with terrible eyesight?

This movie will never get any buzz on Twitter without casting Lindsay Lohan as something. What do you guys think about her as Insp. Todd? http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.97782.1319773481!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/gal-beverly-gilbert-r-hill-jpg.jpg

In the related videos there is a video("Pumpkin Carving III") where he shoots a pumpkin with an AK-47 w/ 75 round magazine, to similar effect. He is wearing the same clothes and makes the same "common household implement" joke! So this is literally the same video with a less impressive firearm and a slightly better pumpkin face. Pumpkin Carving IV is the Hangover II of pumpkin carving.

I like how that guy started with movies that are "tough to watch" because of graphic rape scenes/gore/etc., then switched to movies with sad endings, then just kinda threw up his hands and threw in some racism.

So I guess somebody DID NOT DO THEIR RESEARCH. LOOKING AT YOU CLOONEY

At least three of the movies on the 50 Greatest Films You’ll Only Watch Once list have had Hollywood remakes come out over the past decade or so.

Why does Brad Pitt need a stunt double for a role as a lawyer in a movie written by Cormac McCarthy, anyway? His characters aren't much for the running, jumping, and climbing trees shit.

Gwyneth Paltrow's actual severed head is inside that bag the stunt double is holding.

There's a whole untapped market of making prequels to those "normal guy has something weird happen to him" movies. Haven't we all wondered what sort of house James Brolin's character lived in BEFORE he moved to Amityville?

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"Welcome to Ghent!"

Aliens are pressing American astronauts into slave labor on their merchant spaceships so we invade Canada? THATS WHY THEY KIDNAPPED RANDY QUAID.

Shouldn't the sequel be called "The War of 1812"?

I saw this movie! It was pretty good, I guess. If you were wondering that the creators of this film couldn't still lean heavily on "fish out of water" humor despite the fact that it's been 14 years since the first movie, don't even worry.

The Sopranos does not hold up very well. It's very broad and the dream sequences seem tacky. I SAID IT. Deadwood is still good.

Weep for yourself, my man, You'll never be what is in your heart Weep Little Lion Man, You're not as brave as you were at the start

There's a plot point in the third act that I can understand the US military being uncomfortable with assisting with, and I think the spokesman is just trying to be nice about spoilering the film.

Jeyne Poole was Sansa's friend, Jeyne Westerling is the character you are thinking of who appears to have been replaced with the tan girl from Volantis. The Qarth stuff in this episode is only loosely based on what happened in the book.

1) I assume you're right, but still I kept waiting the whole movie for Loki to get his because he showed his hand of all his powers... and he never really does. He just kinda forgets about his powers, which ties in with 2)(renumbered) That scene where after he shoots you're like "Fuck yeah that's what it does! Oh Loki's totally ok? That's depressing" is just part of how the invincibility of Thor, Loki, and the Hulk(and the near invincibility of Iron Man and Captain America) really sapped a lot of the dramatic heft of any of the action sequences. That scene where SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS was probably the most cathartic and satisfying scene of the last decade... but everyone was pretty much fine afterwards? As godawful as it was as a film, Transformers 3(which has literally the exact same closing setpiece) did a much better job of making our heroes seem vulnerable. Also Bay really made it seem like he was really blowing up Chigaco instead of blowing up one side street of some random city over and over again intercut with establishing shots of Manhattan like Whedon did.

.. 86. That lady from the coffee shop/bank that was obviously going to stalk Captain America after the events of this movie.

I don't know why they set up the line of Thor "falling for" that trick where Loki becomes insubstantial if they were never going to have him use that power again and fail. I also have no idea what was going on with the scene Clark Gregg's fancy gun he didn't know what it does? And then we find out that what is does is "nothing"? The film didn't play that scene as subverting the expectations, though.

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