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Wait, so, he fell out? Because that makes this story go from whimsical to really sad.
+5 | 10/15/09 4:01 PM
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That Sonic Youth tag is criminally underused.
+1 | 10/13/09 12:01 PM
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Sometimes I forgot (and/or force deep, deep into my subconscious) that she was in one of my favorite movies.
+6 | 10/13/09 11:28 AM
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I gotta tell you, as someone who is a CPAFCJ, the hours suck and the pay is pretty mediocre.
+14 | 10/13/09 10:40 AM
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+23 | 10/9/09 9:49 AM
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The Office wedding next week, guys! I wonder if there's still time to rent out a tuxedo.
+4 | 10/2/09 11:10 AM
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On a serious note, and you can downvote me if you want, if somebody literally saved millions and millions of lives, I would let him rape one 13 year old girl. Like, I get the point you're trying to make (good works don't make up for bad works, no matter if those good works are Chinatown and The Pianist or if they are saving everyone's lives), but come on. Alternative reality Roman Polanski should be able to catch a break on this one.
-7 | 10/1/09 7:40 PM
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You forgot the part where Roman Polanski went back in time and aborted himself.
+18 | 10/1/09 6:02 PM
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"I had no idea that the government gives prizes for this..." I'm putting that on my amusing news story and Family Circus comic strips bulletin board.
+13 | 10/1/09 4:09 PM
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Let's hope Padma's pregnancy results in a baby food quickfire on the next season of Top Chef.
+8 | 10/1/09 3:27 PM
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Interesting fact: Muppet Sterling-Cooper was the first Manhattan ad agency to hire a purple-skinned copy writer. The more you know.
+7 | 10/1/09 2:39 PM
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Jesse Eisenberg was in Adventureland, which was great, sure, but Michael Cera was in Arrested Development. Game, set, and match.
+20 | 10/1/09 11:33 AM
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Not entirely sure what's going on here, but I'll upvote because I like elephants.
+16 | 9/30/09 6:17 PM
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And her last name is also the name of a delicious cheese! She is perfect.
+6 | 9/25/09 3:53 PM
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Remember in 1999 when we were all preteens and they announced that no more Beanie Babies would be made in the 21st century? That was terrifying to my nine-year-old self.
+2 | 9/25/09 12:31 PM
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Are they allowed to have implied blowjobs on ABC now? Because that just blows my mind (and also the many senior citizens who were tuning in last night).
+5 | 9/24/09 3:34 PM
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I ain't gonna live forever.
+12 | 9/24/09 12:48 PM
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Aw man, and I had just cleaned out the old vomit bucket.
+1 | 9/22/09 5:33 PM
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nooooooooo Jon*
+1 | 9/22/09 2:36 PM
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Something for the men (Olivia Wilde, amirite guys?) and the women (Jhn Hamm, amirite ladies?) in this PSA.
+3 | 9/22/09 2:36 PM
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Has someone made a movie called April Fool's Day and released it on April Fool's Day yet? Because if not I totally call that and it'll be out on April 1st, 2010 (no it won't, April fool's!)
+24 | 9/18/09 5:56 PM
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Hulu is lame for showing It's Always Sunny on a week-long delay, but I thought Community was good (it helps that Trudy from Mad Men is adorable).
0 | 9/18/09 1:22 PM
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Wait, is this show actually real? Because if so, there's a fifth-storey window somewhere that's not going to jump out of itself.
+1 | 9/17/09 4:50 PM
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Math geniuses try to divide ah squared by mm squared. Head scratching ensues.
+8 | 9/15/09 2:50 PM
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Shouldn't this SUMMER OF DEATH have ended after Labor Day? If I'm not allowed to wear seersucker, celebrities shouldn't be allowed to keep dying.
+14 | 9/15/09 11:06 AM
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Also, the guy on the top right is mirrored (his breast pocket is on the wrong side).
+4 | 9/10/09 3:56 PM
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I'll just assume Paul Walker is wearing a black spandex turtleneck undershirt in this poster. Yes, that's why his neck is literally the opposite color of his skin.
+14 | 9/10/09 3:41 PM
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Was I the only one who had never heard of Henry Darger before this post? He seems like he was a pretty cool guy (even if he though girls have penises, which is surely a mistake we've all made from time to time).
+12 | 9/8/09 1:15 PM
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So that?s what Leighton Meester looks like when she?s not being filmed having sex. Huh.
+12 | 9/8/09 11:51 AM
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If Don Draper worked at a Brazilian advertising agency, they'd call him Donaldinho Draper.
+31 | 9/3/09 9:46 AM
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Same. (pause.)
+1 | 8/28/09 5:29 PM
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An apple a day keeps the terrible late night "comedian" away?
+6 | 8/28/09 4:43 PM
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Does Ewan McGregor have a "will not mustachio" clause in his contract? Because it looks like everyone else in this film is...
+3 | 8/28/09 2:25 PM
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Wow, when I read the title of this post I thought LeVar Burton had died and I almost started crying.
+22 | 8/28/09 2:18 PM
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I wish my governor (Rick Perry) had a cool sword in his office. Or, at the very least, wasn't terrible. *sigh*
+8 | 8/26/09 3:36 PM
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French fry omelet? Sign me up!
0 | 8/19/09 5:34 PM
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Here in Texas, we call what he was wearing there a "Texas Tuxedo." Yup.
+3 | 8/18/09 6:58 PM
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"I put everything on credit cards Regis, I have no idea how much this is!" woman of the people.
+2 | 8/18/09 5:44 PM
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I still don't understand why we're fighting angels with guns now????
+8 | 8/18/09 3:42 PM
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Yeah, I'm still not sure if that's creepy or high five-worthy...
+2 | 8/18/09 3:20 PM
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