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That watermelon just orgasmed.
Eugene Levy, cuznoduh. Also because he sat beside the class clown, and he studied him.
How is that cave a deus ex machina? It's introduction didn't instantly, unbelievably resolve anything. For that matter, no single cave/station/temple has deus ex machina'd a damn thing on this show. Is any new setting or character a deus ex machina simply by merit of its newness and having something to do with the plot? Should the entirety of Lost have taken place on the beach? Are you wishing this television series was just The Beach starring Leonardo DiCaprio? I knew it.
Speaking of dumping, it should be "You don't think I want to LIE down on the floor...", you sorry piece of shit. Just kidding, consider that reset.
Ehhhhhhhhhh. Seems like it's about the correct length.
It's not about the destination, Gabe. It's about the journey. Don't you know you're beautiful?
Witches are always summoning wolves.
There's a bit in the Variety article that says Leno's buyout would have been bigger than Conan's contract. Jesus.
These titles are nice, but I want the real sick shit. The This Ain't This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm (XXX)² shit. The market is speaking, Hustler.
Didn't we just deride Jerry Seinfeld for weighing in on Conan v. Leno last week? Why all the vitriol for Jerry, but Louis gets a pass? Because he worked for Conan in 1576? What sort of yellow journalism is this?
Humbert Humbert still loves you, girl.
Rape-murder-rape-rape may be the worst, but those pants are a close rape-second.
Thanks for ruining my life, GIFSoup. There's not a remote big enough to shove up my ass right now.
This place has gone bats for GIFs lately. Is there any reason why so many-- FREEZE!!!
Props for the accented-journalist red herring, though.
More like, Beat Me To The Inevitable Shawne Merriman Abuse Charge Against Tila Tequila Contest Winner.
I bet Shawne Merriman gets arrested for this. Sports.
The priest jerks you off, hass, and it's not a level but the end-game montage.