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I enjoy the technobleepy noise that pages make when they load.
+1 | 4/9/13 4:07 PM
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:(
+1 | 4/4/13 3:51 PM
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Will someone fix the upvoting?
0 | 4/2/13 4:22 PM
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That picture reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSKXmVE32uk Which will always brighten up my day, forever.
0 | 3/28/13 12:54 PM
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I thought succumbing to dysentery was succeeding at Oregon Trail. Naming the party after teachers you disliked and sending them on a grueling pace with no rations was standard fare at my school. Bonus points if you KILLED ALL THE BISON.
0 | 3/26/13 12:02 PM
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All awards are largely meaningless constructions of the industry?
+1 | 3/26/13 11:56 AM
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Last chance. Give me tears of joy on the count of three.
+3 | 3/19/13 1:35 PM
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Hushpuppy is the flower girl. The ushers are people of intrest -- Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Stodden, various Housewives. Not sure why, that's just how I feel this wedding is going to happen. Morgan Freeman seems upset. Amy Poehler's in the pews, but not part of the wedding.
+5 | 3/19/13 1:07 PM
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Morgan Freeman.
+6 | 3/19/13 1:05 PM
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http://www.amazon.com/Over-Edge-Death-Grand-Canyon/dp/097009731X People really do fall into the grand canyon. Good on you. Stay away from that stupid thing.
+6 | 3/18/13 3:00 PM
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I remember watching "Man on Wire" and being extremely stressed by the whole thing, even though I knew that guy would be OK. Now it's like, please, Russian teens on the Internet.
+12 | 3/18/13 2:42 PM
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Help Poppy Harlow complete her sentence about what she witnessed in the courtroom. Below you will find something that Poppy Harlow actually said, and five potential completions to her thought. Identify which completion is NOT reasonable. "It was incredibly emotional. Incredibly difficult, even for an outsider like me to watch, as..." a) "...the assailant approached the victim in the courtroom." b) "...a humiliating act of rape was punished with a one year sentence." c) "...it was revealed that a dingo was responsible." d) "...the rapists went to fake prison." e) Whatever the fuck she actually said about the bright promising students.
+26 | 3/18/13 11:30 AM
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lol dementia
+5 | 12/20/12 5:47 PM
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I love this story so much.
+7 | 11/1/12 12:45 PM
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At 40 seconds. Why does the audience hate boullion?
+2 | 10/16/12 12:12 PM
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Anti-boullion?
+3 | 10/16/12 12:09 PM
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However you decide to propose to Kelly, make sure to do it publicly.
+27 | 10/15/12 2:56 PM
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I was upset coming back to my desk because I lost my headphones. God works in mysterious ways.
+9 | 10/15/12 2:06 PM
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I'm the worst.
+4 | 10/11/12 2:31 PM
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Goddammit. That's a surprisingly upsetting gif.
+16 | 10/11/12 12:40 PM
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OK, fine. But did they try the DNA in the amber?
+28 | 10/10/12 12:48 PM
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"There's no crying in baseball" -- the words that bought me the ability to be a ridiculous person without fear of consequence for the rest of my life.
+15 | 10/8/12 1:24 PM
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There are only three hungry hungry hippos, because nobody's sister is around to be the pink one.
+18 | 10/5/12 1:57 PM
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Hahaha. But shame on you!
+5 | 10/2/12 6:07 PM
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"Siri, is that raiiin?" "Good. Let's get Pizza House delivered."
+28 | 10/2/12 5:53 PM
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Ooo .. can we check in on them every seven years?
+3 | 10/2/12 2:20 PM
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AHHHHHHH! I'm in the monsters' ball?? This is great. I don't even know... I was having a bad day!! A bad two-days, really. I'm so happy now! Let's all go and do this weekend right!
+14 | 9/28/12 6:38 PM
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I don't know. That was pretty good. Michael Richards was going to prove that he's not racist by knowing Sugar Ray Leonard. But then it turns out that he doesn't know Sugar Ray Leonard.
+2 | 9/28/12 2:34 PM
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I'd like to point out that your avatar is actually tacoface. A facetaco is a taco made of faces.
+24 | 9/27/12 3:58 PM
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Just print a piece of paper that says "I HAVE AN UNFUNNY OPINION" 100x, and then you don't have to read Gawker anymore.
+8 | 9/27/12 3:52 PM
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With penis-bulge included, hopefully.
+5 | 9/27/12 3:43 PM
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It's always surprising to me that someone whose sole position on things is supposed to be "I hate baby-murders and kidnappers and rapists," can still be so damn unlikable. That is literally the easiest possible thing to believe and still be liked. Nancy Grace is truly a special brand of horrible.
+40 | 9/27/12 3:39 PM
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I feel ya Bruce.
0 | 9/27/12 2:52 PM
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I disagree. If you go on a stupid garbage television show, expect to be asked stupid garbage questions. Imagine if George W. Bush had gone on the view (maybe this actually happened, I dunno). Let's also imagine that Rosie O'Donnell is there (she used to be on that show, remember?). And Rosie O'Donnell asked him some garbage about what *really* happened on 9/11. I think we would all cringe, but agree that that is the exact kind of garbage controversy we all expected from our favorite garbage morning show.
+16 | 9/27/12 2:13 PM
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Palm oil is one of the unhealthiest things you can stick in your body, and an essential ingredients for making processed food. It's production is also pretty awful for the environment. So yeah, Matt Damon...
+2 | 9/26/12 6:00 PM
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I guess I have to change my password now.
+36 | 9/25/12 12:36 PM
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"We're enthusiastic about walmart" -- that audience
+5 | 9/19/12 1:22 PM
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"... an igloo? pee?" Screw you Mr. Wizard.
+9 | 9/18/12 3:40 PM
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Caption contest aside, this photo is making me thirsty for a product that may longer exist.
+1 | 7/5/12 5:49 PM
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"Vote for Mance Rayder," however, might almost work as a joke.
+8 | 7/5/12 4:26 PM
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