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is it too late for st. patty's day green poop jokes?
Justin Bieber has not grown out of projectile vomiting yet? the worst.
am I the only one that didn't hear it?
yawn...call me when there is a sex toy, or better a porno with accompanying toy....
this sounds like a terrible show that could lead to potentially endless drinking games and bets...i'm in.
Everyone needs to stop apologizing after their bad jokes... make them, be proud, and bare the potential fury of a downvote. Be strong monsters!
Mine too. I was hoping for "Hot Molly." Not that I know what that could possibly mean and my name is not Molly, but it just seems fitting.
I agree with you as well. I see leaving a paid gig at Fox as a conscientious act, the Onion is just a delightful twist.
Wait...are you telling me that someone on fox news had a sense of humor? a conscience?
Oprah is going to cable so what? she can swear and show man ass?
i made it to 0:22 and had a seizure. good job intertubes!
Has someone made a joke about "ultraviolet" v. "ultraviolent" yet?
It's just not fair, she should be stuck with the nerdy drama kids, what a spoiled brat...now i'm going to go die my hair black and let it turn an awkward purple for the rest of the school year.
Slumdog had a poop-scene and revolved around a game show. These two things strike at the core of American TV viewing.
Holmes: With a release date meant to avoid an influx of Sherlock Holmes costumes on Halloween. You can thank us later.
A bazillion upvotes to the first monster to create a viable Milk Steak Recipe.... Magnets!
I didn't see your post before I posted the exact same question! Can I take my post back?
I love the idea of selling the Vatican, but let's be honest who is going to buy all that gaudy shit?
Was that email written by Jesse Eisenberg's publicist? Who talks like that?
your use of the winking face confuses me.
there are more tags associated with this post than the plot lines of true blood and gossip girl combined.
of all the comments so far, this was the one my instincts told me to upvote first? what the hell brain?! detachable penises should not be considered so funny.
no, it wasn't the time-consuming application of body-paint or the bad poses he made her video tape weekly that finally made patty leave her half-man-half-horse lover, it was the half-man-half-cat that knew how to crawl on stairs, now she no longer had to wait for the elevator.
But I just printed 10,000 bumper stickers saying: Yo, I'mma let you drive, but this car ahead of you needs to go first.
As a lover of avocados I could not help but laugh after: Who wants that texture in their mouth? ha! On the whole, it looked like a movie that was more fun to make, than it was to watch.
That just made week! I am stoked that my first comment on videogum made the top 5. I was so nervous to post, I just wanted to belong.
HA! I'm glad to see a bad joke come from Parks & Recs. I thought it was the best first episode this fall, though I assume 30 Rock will knock it out of the park (pun intended).
This reminds me... I've always wanted to make a movie about my birthday called "my birthday." To release it on my birthday and serve cake to the first viewing audience. Obviously, the cake would feature a picture of ME as well. There might even be balloons in the theater... I haven't decided.
As they say, "dress not for the job you have, but for the job you want to have" -- she wasn't his wife yet right??
I'm guessing Kayne ate the marshmallow.