this all just reminds me of those awful people that say stuff like "we're their teachers, but we're the ones learning" like, shut the fuck up. they are babies! babies are stupid!
I think it's probably not the best marketing strategy to suggest that something that tastes as weird as Miracle Whip (I'M GUESSING) could in fact be made of people.
I lived in a glorified basement apartment in Boston for two years that flooded every time it rained. over the course of my occupancy, it gradually went from "this is a catastrophe! call the management company immediately!" to "just don't put anything on that side of the apartment" to "put stuff over there, but only if it isn't worth a lot of money". and even I realize this lady is BONKERZ. why do I always get the crazy girls?
and for totes serious fuck this movie for doing the DRUG SCENE and having him take a drug that would have the opposite effect. Z-Raff took ecstasy and sat on the couch all night! where's the nipple play? the glow stick competitions? the bisexual meanderings? THIS MOVIE IS SO FAKE IT MAKES ME SICK.
you sir, are DIVISIVE. I for one loved your guest blogging. I love Gabe (sexually) but if he has to take time off for massive amounts of elective surgery I'm glad we are getting people with a different flavor for the job. isn't the writing being something other than someone going DING DONG with a different avatar kind of the point of having a guest blogger?
and while it goes without saying that I don't know how someone who has their dander up over the "liberal agenda" of this site (hruh?) hangs around reading it for at least two weeks at a time, well, I don't fucking understand it. I wish I had that much free time? someone please pay me to read websites I am predisposed to disagree with all day, full dental and 401k preferred.
my bucket list consists of "firing a gun wildly into the air" "eating a scone" and sexually harassing a number of male celebrities. also having the coolest story. whoops I'm dead.
Will Ferrell accountant, gratuitous rape scene, magic ham radio for nominations, in that order.
does your garden variety christian (who they people aren't? I hope? my parents usually spend their weekends watching NCIS reruns) know that muslims worship the same god they do? I don't mean that they're both practicing the same outdated ritual, but they are literally worshipping the SAME GUY. the religions just disagree on which prophet has a bigger dick and which men wearing dresses get to make the laws and whether slavery is totally cool or only sort of cool. KINDA SEEMS LIKE THEY DON'T.
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