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Fuck you if you didn't cry. Have you no heart? Does Must-See-TV mean NOTHING to you?
+1 | 10/9/09 8:08 PM
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Somehow she manages to be boring even when she is SINGING and DANCING. It's really amazing, actually.
+15 | 7/24/09 2:15 PM
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He seems sort of bitter and angry about being picked on in high school. Sort of.
+1 | 7/24/09 2:09 PM
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I do this exact same thing every night, except with a glass of wine in one hand and kids screaming in the next room. Where the hell is my cooking show?
+12 | 7/24/09 2:02 PM
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Knowing it's a joke ruined it for me.
+7 | 5/30/09 3:49 PM
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The babies look like aborted fetuses. WOW, YOU'RE RIGHT! TOTALLY CUTE??
-1 | 5/29/09 12:49 PM
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IT'S A PYGMY PUFF!!! HARRY POTTER IS REAAAAALLLL!
+4 | 5/28/09 8:03 PM
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That much cuteness in one place should be illegal.
+1 | 5/25/09 7:31 PM
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Ok well that just makes me feel stupid for being afraid! Taken out of context, most of the shit from Twin Peaks is hilarious.
0 | 5/21/09 12:32 PM
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I still have nightmares about that weird dream with the dancing dwarf. I don't even know why it scares me, but it really does.
+3 | 5/20/09 6:29 PM
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I would totally dance to this album.
0 | 5/20/09 6:14 PM
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I don't understand what is so funny about Bill Cosby being an asshole and acting like a primadonna?
-1 | 5/19/09 1:15 PM
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Of course he wants you to see it. He worked hard on it and thinks it's fucking hilarious. He's very proud of his lil nugget.
0 | 5/15/09 12:09 AM
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So, what they're trying to say is that if I don't drink milk I'll be a hideous Medusa? Could this really be true?
+1 | 5/11/09 6:34 PM
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I wish I would have seen this video 9 months ago.
+21 | 5/11/09 6:29 PM
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Great, now I feel all yucky. That sucked.
+3 | 5/11/09 6:26 PM
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It must be fucking nice to have to work hard at getting bored. Jesus.
0 | 5/7/09 8:22 PM
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Holy shit, I've never seen anyone so upset about not getting a job at McDonald's. If anything she should be happy she doesn't work there.
-2 | 5/7/09 7:54 PM
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Is it bad that I have never seen this show 30Rock before? Is it really that great?
-2 | 5/3/09 11:34 PM
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It's ok to pretend your name is Nocturne. But pretending it is Nocturne SMITH? Now that's just going too far.
+1 | 4/29/09 1:34 PM
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My cat sucks compared to Maru.
+3 | 4/29/09 1:28 PM
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I don't get it. :(
-1 | 4/28/09 4:42 PM
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I just got goosebumps watching that. I'm not even kidding. I may very well have a nightmare about this man tonight. :(
0 | 4/26/09 8:02 PM
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Wait, school was "so important" but yet he "dropped-ed" his first album when he was 12? Sherri is creaming her panties over him. Creepy/gross.
0 | 4/25/09 1:14 PM
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You know things aren't good when you make it on television, but it's on a news broadcast about jesus cheese toast where you are captioned as "Toast Owner".
+7 | 4/25/09 1:07 PM
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I submitted that Snakes on a Plane clip to videogum ages ago! Not good enough for videogum, but good enough for Colbert, huh?
+2 | 4/24/09 9:12 PM
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Sorry, but no.
-3 | 4/24/09 1:52 PM
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I wish my cat was as cool as box cat.
+4 | 4/24/09 1:47 PM
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She couldn't have taken 5 seconds to look at that peice of paper for the date of her trip before she started recording? Also, WTF kind of crazy bathrobe is she wearing?
+1 | 4/24/09 1:39 PM
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I didn't even know Patton was married. I love him. I'm having a baby next month. He can come sleep on an army cot in my room if he wants to relive the experience! I'm sure my husband won't mind.
+1 | 4/23/09 7:12 PM
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It might have been interesting to hear what he had to say, if I could understand a single word he was saying.
0 | 4/23/09 7:10 PM
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Jebus girl, eat a cheeseburger! Those arms make me want to cry. And she is still trying to play like she's not doing coke anymore? Give me a break.
+3 | 4/23/09 7:05 PM
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I have such a geek-crush on Ira Glass. I'm so ashamed.
+3 | 4/23/09 7:03 PM
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This is not child abuse. It's just plain abuse. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
0 | 4/23/09 6:27 PM
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I've read it TWICE. Once when it first came out, and once when I was stuck overnight in a hospital waiting room with nothing else to read. So I will take this opportunity to announce that I am the winner here. Or the loser. The winningest loser.
+9 | 4/23/09 6:24 PM
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That website gave me a seizure. It should have a warning on it.
+2 | 4/17/09 7:27 PM
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Why is he spinning around and around? What the fuck is going on there?
0 | 4/17/09 7:01 PM
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The female news commentater is a fucking ditz. OMG Becky, you can totally see him gestering to a turban..like on top his head..
-1 | 4/17/09 1:08 AM
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Who's up for seeing some teabaggers give a sexy black man a tongue lashing? I know I am. :)
-2 | 4/15/09 2:48 AM
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What do you want to bet there is saline solution in her IV and they just told her it's painkillers? She seems tardy enough with or without intoxicating substances.
+1 | 4/15/09 2:10 AM
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