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James Franco (whispering): "Andy, I'm also wearing a gray s&m bodysuit, but my green dots are natural and AROUND MY DICK"
They should replace Andy Serkis with a CGI Charlton Heston while keeping the same exact performance. Now THAT'S oscar material
I think we need a live action Battle for the Cowl (NERD ALERT) with Chris O'Donnel as Nightwing/Batman. And West as the dead Batman, in flashbacks, preferably dancing.
That's from an obscure local brazilian channel. I'm from Brazil and that's really odd even for me. But it's nice to know that you guys got a little taste of our weird stuff.
Mortal Kombat: --> --> <-- + low kick
I like Entourage. I know it's hugely flawed, mysoginistic and offensive to any intelligent person, but I can't help it. I'm probably a douchebag. I kind of expiate my guilt through Gabe's reviews. When Scott Caan was talking to that dildo I could relax, knowing that it wouldn't go unpunished. I made this thing here since I'm so emotional: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhG4Ob2SYwY
Weird choice, putting a low-res Entourage opening video from 2006 there. I think Gabe is trying to tell us that her name is hidden somewhere in the opening sequence. Wouldn't it be fun if she was called MRS. ENTOURAGE?
It's amazing that you took the time to gamma-correct this so we can see exactly how Hurley fell.
I think they wanna rape George Clinton as well.
Do you have a high res version of this exact one? I gotta send this to a friend.
This is perfect in so many levels. Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood Mac.... damn
She's got that look in the whole movie. Now THAT'S method acting/thinking: 'I'm made of ice, I can't express my emotions la la la la why is that guy with the megaphone screaming also I'm cold, my nipples are getting harder'
This movie is non-canonical. In The Astonishing X-Men #731 you can clearly see that Magneto found his helmet in a pile of Juggernaut's poo. The same place they found the script for this stupid film.
Yeah, sometimes it's better to go through a few pages of wikipedia instead of 60 YEARS OF GARBAGE. That way you can also skip all the mysoginism in the 50's comics, the civil rights superficial crap from the 60's (Cyclops going to a Black Panthers rally and stuff like that), the soul-searching from the 70's, the psychological verborragy from the 80's and the extra-limbs-Gen-13-Youngblood-crossovers from the 90's. Also, I love comics! Enough to really dislike this movie.
'surprisingly easy to masturbate to'
I'd like to suggest THE MILLION DOLLAR HOTEL, directed by Wim Wenders, written by Bono Vox (!), starring Mel Gibson as a three-armed detective and Milla Jovovich 'going full retarded' (tropic thunder reference) Terrible, terrible piece of crap. Probably influenced Sofia.
'adjusted my expectations' = 'lowered my expectations'
They should have put a voiceover of Stephen Doff saying it: 'Now I'm finally going.... SOMEWHERE' * end scene
I agree with you and yeah, I think Sofia's use of silence is actually interesting. She portrays mundane situations decently and her style adds some grace to mainstream cinema. But I also think that this particular movie is a huge pretentious egotrip filled with current trends in indie filmmaking. I have learned absolutely nothing from watching it. It actually got me thinking about 'I'm Still Here'. I think Malick is great. New World is phenomenal. We shouldn't be putting him in the same thread as Sofia Coppola.
Sofia: Dad, do you know someone who could play Stephen Dorff's buddy in my movie? Francis: Yeah, there's this guy called James Caan. Or maybe we can call Duvall. Sofia: Do they know how to play Guitar Hero? Francis: What's that? Sofia: Forget it, I'll just get Chris Pontius. Francis: He's the next Brando.
That insight actually made the movie a little bit better for me. No wait it didn't.
I thought it was shit. Horrible script, couldn't care less about the characters. But I'm probably getting old and bitter.
This is probably not the right place for this, but there was once a thread where everyone presented themselves. I thought it was fun to know a little bit more about the people that keep coming back to this blog. Could we do that here again?
Could we have some porn reviews? Like, funny porn reviews? Also, I'm really curious to know more about the other GUMMALOS.
Is gravitas an STD? Richard Phillips better get some anti-gravitas lotion
That's what this video is missing. A scene with her and 20 dudes filmed with a cheap camera, nightvision on. Keep that same soundtrack and it's PURE GOLD. Also get Lindsay to join. And that little guy from Game of Thrones, if he's available
I'm brazilian. But I can't move like that, sadly. I think that's what Thor needed, sick brazilian street dancing. It looked like it was carnival season in Asgard anyway. It's kind of weird that I got to know this video through videogum. Also really weird: 5ast 5ive (or whatever it's called). It takes place in Rio, pretty offensive stuff in that movie
1:15 - the tinyest amount of money ever thrown to the air in a rap video.
I thought that was the best sketch. Not really that creative, but it made laugh really hard. The whole creepy dancing/shouting thing always does it for me.