Posts tagged "Babies"

Could Someone Please Check On Hugh Grant’s Child?

Hugh Grant had a child, Tabitha, which is fine. He's allowed. I've gone through all of the law books and apparently there isn't a single statute barring Hugh Grant from having children. But maybe someone could go check on this one? I'm a little worried about her. Hey! Maybe she's fine. But you know, let'… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 20, 2012

Two Babies Having A Lot Of Fun, NO JUMP!

It's Friday! Let's take off our workweek grumpy masks and HAVE SOME FUN! Remember to live this weekend like these babies will live their entire baby lives -- like a big dummy who doesn't even know what stuff is 'cause they haven't grown their brain yet, so everything is fun. Thank you, babies; you are… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / March 16, 2012

It Is, Unfortunately, Not Time To Go To Sleep

Hey lady, wake up! It's Thursday! I know that we would all love to go back to sleep now, just for a few more hours, probably until about 1PM if we had our way, to be honest, but we can't do that! There are things that need to be done! And then I promise you… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / March 15, 2012

And The Academy Award For Best Goes To…This Baby!

This baby would like to thank his parents -- even though they haven't mastered the horizontal iPhone shot, they've always been there for this baby and, of course it goes without saying, this baby won't be here with out them today. This baby would also like to thank its manager, as well as Meryl Streep,… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / March 14, 2012

Baby And Dog Are Not Good At Music

Don't quit your day jobs, baby and dog. You sound terrible! (Via TastefullyOffensive.)… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / March 5, 2012

Baby Barista Coffee Time!

C'mon, baby, we don't have all day. You're living in our house for free and we've only given you a few tasks, one of which is making the coffee. It's certainly not that hard -- we have a coffee maker that runs on pods, for goodness sakes. I don't want to have to come dow… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / March 1, 2012

Baby Gets Jiggy With It Perfectly

It must be a bit disheartening for people who have worked their whole lives to become perfect dancers to see this tiny baby, right out of the gate, dancing much more perfectly than they ever could. I'm sorry, guys! Please, don't give up. Allow this baby to be an inspiration. Now that you know what… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / February 24, 2012

Wake Up! It’s Time To Start Chewing!

I know that some of you had a day off yesterday, and that's great. I hope you feel rested and ready to tackle some goals, because today you have to go back to work! Sooooorrrryyy. I don't make the rules, I'm just here to enforce them. So please wake up, pick out a chew toy,… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / February 21, 2012

When Books Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Be Babies Memorizing All The Poetry

Reading or listening to poetry is not something that I'd ever think of as an unpleasant task. Unless you are reading or listening to bad poetry, in which case you should stop it, or unless you just don't like poetry, which is fine, different boats for different floats, it is generally a delight. A beautiful… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / February 16, 2012

A Baby Composer And The (Great) Baby Composer Game

BRAVA! BRAVA! Wonderful job, baby. I assume you added in the accompaniment in Logic Pro after you filmed the piano portion and, although it isn't without its flaws, overall it shows tremendous talent and promise. Keep working at it, baby. In the meantime I think this calls for a BABY COMPOSER GAME! Duh duh duh,… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / February 13, 2012

Today We Are All This Baby

This baby knows what's up. Mac and cheese? Fuck you, pay me. This baby's first order of business upon receiving his million dollars is going to be to pay his mother to never say "hungies" again. His second order of business, once he finally has the respect and attention of his family, will be to… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 7, 2012

Guided Meditation: Babies Bouncing To Johnny Cash

Thaaaat's it. Just relax and watch the babies. Now, fall asleep. Now, stay asleep. Now, fall onto the floor. Now, stay on the floor until nighttime or until someone finds you. Thaaat's it. (Via SayOMG.)… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / February 3, 2012

Time To KEEP That Blood Pumping

We can't all be tiny babies doing pushups on bottles, but we all CAN get up, take a brisk walk around wherever we are, finish some work, pick up some things for dinner, and maybe read a book before we go to sleep! We can do that! So, c'mon! GET OUT THERE! (Via BuzzFeed.)… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / January 30, 2012

BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR BABY Video Battle!

I don't know what it is about video cameras that make people think that using them to capture their baby's dangerous activity is going to make their baby not get injured, but BOY OH BOY does it seem like people are under that impression! YOU GUYS! BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR BABIES! I don't have a… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / January 24, 2012

Animatronic Baby: Not As Scary As You’d Think?

I know looking at the picture of this animatronic baby is not really something that anyone wants to do. BELIEVE ME. Not only because it looks like a scary robot, but also because it kind of looks like a skeleton? And that's not nice to think about. And then also because of the cloth it'… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / January 23, 2012

Today We Are All This Baby

What is that? WHAT IS THAT? Why isn't anyone PROTECTING ME? I've got to be out here on my own? THE SHIT IS THIS, WHO SIGNED ME UP FOR THIS, IT'S NOT COOL TO SIGN PEOPLE UP FOR STUFF THAT THEY DON'T WANT TO BE SIGNED UP FOR, YOU MIGHT THINK IT'S FUNNY BUT I… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 19, 2012

Everyone You Love Will Someday Hurt You

It doesn't matter how hard you try to do what you think is right for yourself and for those you love. Because we are all human beings trying to figure things out for ourselves before we die and go to Heaven, there will be times when you get hurt. Whether it is through overhearing a… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / January 13, 2012

Jessica Shows You How To Deal With A Baby

Lately there have been a lot of videos going around that showcase animals calming babies down, and getting them to stop crying. They are fine and actually kind of great, except there is always the nagging voice in your head screaming, "GET THAT ANIMAL AWAY FROM THAT BABY!" There will never be a… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / December 22, 2011

Baby Learns Quickly How Soon Things Can Change

One minute you're being held, minding your own business, just enjoying how nice things can be once you finally let your guard down and let them be nice. And the next, a super loud marching band comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you. That's just life, baby. You had to lear… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / December 21, 2011

Baby Tae Kwon Do Is Wonderful

It's hard to love babies sometimes. Especially when there's one that lives in the apartment above yours that never EVER stops crying, to the point where you've considered both knocking on the door of the apartment at 4AM to say something to the parents, or leaving a note under their door during the day. But… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / December 12, 2011