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The Third Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread

And so here we are. No more debates! That's it! In the words of Chuck-E-Cheese, that's-that's-that's-that's-that's-all-guys! Did you watch it? I had the flu all day yesterday and I still have almost as much of the flu today actually, but there is nothing that soothes the aching, shivering body like a rigorous debate about foreig… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 23, 2012

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Parenthood comes back next week, THANK GOD. I hate having to skip a week of crying and feeling like garbage because of fake stories on the TV. Until then, please enjoy these incredibly realistic photos of Haddie enjoying herself at Cornell. (Also: Can you believe Julia?) (Also: I hope Jasmine felt like a bitch.) -More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / October 19, 2012

The Second Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread

Last night, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney held their second (of three) presidential debates in Long Island. What did you guys think? Personally, I always find the "town hall" style debate to feel like a MadTV sketch, which is great if you love MadTV! You're just kind of always waiting for someone to ask "boxer… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 17, 2012

Barack Obama Locks Down Powerful Honey Boo Boo Endorsement

Here it is, America, the Honey Boo Boo endorsement that all the swing voters have been waiting to hear before they randomly make their decision on November 6th by letting their cat walk over index cards. Things get really political at about the 2:00 mark. As is the case every four years, Honey Boo Boo'… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 16, 2012

Watch Jay-Z’s Video For Obama

Barack Obama and Jay-Z pretty much have each others' backs, so it's probably no surprise that Jay-Z filmed B.O. a campaign ad. You can watch it below. More »

By: Corban Goble / October 15, 2012

Mitt Romney Locks Up The Powerful This Lady Endorsement

It's crazy anyone is even still undecided at this point. Like, have you watched the vlogs? Make up your mind or whatever! More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 12, 2012

The Vice Presidential Debate 2012 Open Thread

FULL DISCLOSURE: I watched about the first half of last night's debate between Vice President Joe Biden and Vide Presidential hopeful Paul Ryan on the elliptical trainer at the gym last night, and then I had to go rejoin the world of the living. Things happen! What are you going to do about it? Institutionalize… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 12, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney Isn’t Coach Taylor

Recently, Republican candidate for President of the United States of America, Mitt Romney, adopted the beloved slogan of the fictional high school football team from Friday Night Lights, the Dillon Panthers, as his own. He can be seen kiss-slapping a banner of the slogan just before heading out onto the Colorado stage for the last… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 11, 2012

This Is An Actual Campaign Ad For Barack Obama

Haha, guys, I don't even know what's going on anymore. Is this whole thing just a viral marketing stunt for The Campaign? Fuck America? I'm all for taking life a little less seriously and being generous with the haha's but that's also one of the big reasons why I'M NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. (Other reaso… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 9, 2012

Jon Stewart Debated Bill O’Reilly Again

They do this a lot! You can download it here for five dollars. (Or you can watch it here.) (Illegally?)… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / October 8, 2012

2012 Presidential Debate Open Thread

Did you guys watch the first of three presidential debates last night? Or did you just watch Charmed reruns? Debates are always very confusing to me. Like, today everyone is saying that Mitt Romney won the debate and that Barack Obama was a "disappointment." OK! I don't know. I was mostly busy chasing after those… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 4, 2012

Raw Footage Of Mitt Romney Eating Lunch At Chipotle

NOM NOM NOM! Hahhaha. "It's MItt Romney!" The first of three presidential debates airs tonight at 9PM EST. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 3, 2012

Barack Obama Loses Powerful Scott Stapp Endorsement

Creed frontman and one of the more salient political thinkers of our time, Scott Stapp, appeared on Fox & Friends to explain why he is no longer endorsing Barack Obama for President. TALK ABOUT AN OCTOBER SURPRISE! This is obviously a devastating blow to the Democratic party just one night before the two candidate… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 2, 2012

No More Questions From Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Please!

Earlier this week, Barack and Michelle Obama appeared on The View to talk about the day's Hot Topics, or whatever. (Michelle can't believe that the woman in Idaho who got gum in her hair went to the emergency room and agrees with Joy that the emergency room shouldn't be used for hair related problems eve… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 27, 2012

Mitt Romney Political Rally Chant FAIL

Haha. EPIC FAIL! It's funny, because in our whip-snap Internet era of casually thrown off criticisms and condemnations it's so easy to look at this clip and think that Mitt Romney is a loser. It's embarrassing! And no matter what else, that is true: it is embarrassing. But sometimes you have to be reminded that… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 26, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney, Like All Politicians, Is An Asshole

Yesterday, Mother Jones magazine (!) released a video that purported to show Mitt Romney at a closed door fundraiser making some very ill-advised remarks about a HUGE proportion of the American population (47%!) and their blind, "lazy" dependence on the government. He declared these voters permanently beyond his reach, which was almost certainly true… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 18, 2012

Jon Stewart To Debate Bill O’Reilly, Again

Once a year, Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly get into it and everyone is like "can you believe it" even though they should believe it because it's happened before. This year it is happening too. Can you believe it? More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 18, 2012

Oh To Be A Fly On The Wall During This Conversation

Hey @kimkardashian--I hear you are undecided in the election. I can explain why you should vote for @mittromney.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 17, 2012 Can you imagine? Just imagine. These two nincompoops in, like, a cigar bar, talking about politics? Gahhh! "I don't like this champagne, it's too classy. Do… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 17, 2012

Government Comes To Aid Of Needy Celebrity

For every time that you hear Mitt Romney complain that Barack Obama has taken this country off track, or that we need someone in the White House who knows about the Olympics (or bravely politicizes the violent death of an American diplomat to take pot-shots at the standing President) there is another story about… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 12, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Speaks Up For The Invisible

At least SOMEONE has the courage to stand up to the President of the United States when he's asleep at the wheel. Once again, Lindsay Lohan tweets truth to power. I'm not sure what Mitt Romney's position is on the tax structure governing those poor people who are listed on Forbes as "millionaires" if they… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 7, 2012
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