Posts tagged "Duh Aficionado Magazine"

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Pat Robertson Supports Transgendered People (Wait, WHAT?)

A question was sent into Pat Robertson's show this week about the proper pronoun to use when dealing with a transgendered person, and obviously, the evangelical talk show host with a long history of deeply ignorant, often hateful comments, who has suggested in the past that Haiti made a deal with the devil, that… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 30, 2013

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Glenn Beck Compared Paula Deen To Martin Luther King Jr. (And Also Magellan)

At dinner last night, the conversation naturally turned to Paula Deen, and one of the better observations made was that regardless of whether or not Paula Deen is maliciously racist or not, which we mostly agreed she was not, her defenders definitely 100% are, which makes her situation more complicated. If the only people defending… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 27, 2013

Duh Aficionado Magazine: 146 Human Children Named “Khaleesi”

Adults, upon conceiving a child and then carrying that child all the way to term, a child they will spend the rest of their lives caring for and raising as best they can, are then deciding, together, that a good idea for naming their baby who is an actual human being and will spend the… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 24, 2013

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Courtney Stodden Appears Topless On Cover Of Magazine About Corpses

Sometimes you'll hear about a celebrity (used here in the broadest terms) doing something that a few years earlier you would not have guessed that they would be reduced to doing, and for a moment you have to recalibrate your thoughts and/or feelings about them. Like, for example, when a Jeremy Renner goes from TheMore »

By: Gabe Delahaye / April 3, 2013

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bill O’Reilly Is Sometimes Right, Still An Asshole

Hang in there, guys! We are almost done here. Seriously, though, what else is there to even talk about today? Can you think of something else that you want to talk about? Because if you can, you are more than welcome to talk about that in the comments. We will just keep running our dum… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 7, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Drunk People Drink Budweiser

In Denzel Washington's new movie, Flight, he plays an alcoholic airline pilot, and in order to increase the film's realism, the director decided to show his character drinking actual alcohol. Right. I mean if we can have photorealistic dinosaurs in Jurassic Park then surely we can have Denzel Washington drinking a beer. The technology ha… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 6, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reality Television Is Fake

BREAKING NEWS, GUYS! APPARENTLY SOME OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN ON REALITY TELEVISION ARE PRE-DETERMINED BY A GROUP OF "PRODUCERS" AND ARE NOT SIMPLY THE RESULT OF A LONE CAMERA MAN FOLLOWING AROUND A GROUP OF NORMAL AMERICANS WITH LOTS OF INTEGRITY!!!!!! Variety HAS THE SCOOP: TLC has found itself in hot water over… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 21, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kim Kardashian Compares Her Divorce To Being A Child With Cancer

In a recent profile piece on American reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, and her multi-media "brand" in The Guardian UK, Kim talks about her brief and unsuccessful marriage to basketball player Kris Humphries, and compares their divorce to a child having cancer because OF COURSE SHE DOES LIKE NO DUH YES, SHE IS GOING… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 11, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reruns Don’t Make You More Productive

There is a new scientific study out of the University of Buffalo that suggests that watching a rerun of a favorite TV show can help to motivate you to get things done and achieve your goals. So that's clearly all bullshit. (Psychcentral via TheAwl): In the paper, two studies are described by Jaye… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 7, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Lindsay Lohan Seems Like She’s Doing Great

Terry Richardson has been posting a whole series of photos this morning that he took of his favorite muse, Jared Leto Lindsay Lohan, taken at the Chateau Marmont, including a run of her putting a gun in her mouth. OH NEAT! He has since taken down all of the gun photos. (He's fine with More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 26, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Johnny Depp Is A Comanche Now

The Comanche Indian tribe has "formally adopted" Jonny Depp as one of their own because OF COURSE THEY HAVE. Seriously, name one other celebrity that would get adopted by a native American tribe where you would just immediately be like, well, if anything I'm surprised he wasn't ALREADY an honorary member of everything. It already… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 23, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kate Gosselin’s “Children” Miss Being On Reality Television

Kate Gosselin was on the Today show this week to talk about how she's a coupon blogger now. For real. That is what she does. Hey! We all have to put food on our families. Bitches got to eat, literally. She writes a blog for CouponCabin.com, which is a real thing. Take a… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 22, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: You’re Not Going To Get A Movie Deal Through Reddit

Wired has an article today about James Erwin, a 37-year-old computer manuals writer who has quit his job to become a full-time screenwriter after posting a successful comment thread on Reddit. Sure. After microwaving a snack in the office kitchenette, according to the article, he returned to his desk and found someone posing the… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 22, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Paula Deen Is Probably Racist

Now that the Paula Deen Asshole Train has pulled out of the station, someone broke off the brake handle and this thing is Chris Pine's Unstoppable! Look out for that bend! Paula Deen is going to fly off the rails and blow up the chemical plant! AHHHHHHH! Anyway, just weeks after it was revealed that… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 6, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Oscar Voters Are Almost All Old White Men

The most important, beautiful, wonderful, dumb, meaningless time if the year is just around the corner: OSCARS WEEKEND! While you're all busy finding your gold body paint from last year and buying all of your gold snacks and trying to just sleep until it's finally time, Duh Aficionado is on a HOT CASE that may… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / February 21, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Gary Busey Filed For Bankruptcy

Sometimes you hear about celebrities going broke and you're like "how did that happen?" Not this time. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 9, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney Isn’t Concerned About The Very Poor

Oh good grief. YEAH, MITT ROMNEY, WE KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT WORRIED ABOUT POOR PEOPLE. Eek! It's almost crazy how awesome the safety net for poor people is. And how much the Republican party never ever tries to abolish that safety net. None of them are worried about poor people because of how much… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 1, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Charlize Theron Was NOT Bullied In School

Charlize Theron is beautiful and a famous actress. Good for her. But, in the run up to her new movie, From The Mind Of Diablo Cody's Young Adult, she now also enters into that Elite Pantheon of beautiful, successful people who try to claim that there was a time when they weren't beautiful or successful. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 28, 2011

Duh Aficionado Magazine: There Is Gender Bias In Hollywood

Duh Aficionado magazine got SCOOPED this morning, by an article in the LA Times headlined Gender inequality still has a starring role in Hollywood, USC study finds. Oh man, OF COURSE IT DOES! We should have been all over this one, and we apologize to our (male) readers for dropping the ball. Here are… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 22, 2011

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Hollywood Is Rebooting Woody The Woodpecker

If you look up "what kids want" in the dictionary app on the iPad there's a CGI hologram of Woody the Woodpecker. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 17, 2011
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