Posts tagged "Entourage"

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Brad Pitt is on the cover of Sports Illustrated and I just want to say that I haven't thought about the magazine Sports Illustrated in like 45 years and I can't believe it's still a magazine. -JustJared Kevin Dillon thinks Jane Lynch's Entourage joke was unfair, apparently. "E has had a longtime relationship. Vince has always treated… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / September 19, 2011

This Week In GIFs

We've had a rough week, guys. First we lost two of our closest friends, Entourage and True Blood, then there were more GOP debate nightmares, and finally we had to learn about Nicolas Cage's horrific home invasion. Where's God when you need him, right? I don't know. I'd like to tell… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / September 16, 2011

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

The most shocking thing about this interview with Gus Van Sant is the picture of Gus Van Sant. I had never seen him before! That's not what I pictured at all! -Movieline You can read an excerpt from Roger Ebert's new memoir at Salon, and you should because it is great. -Salon NYTime… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / September 15, 2011

The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Jeremy Piven Walking His Emmys

It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. Get it? Yesterday was when we talked about the series finale of Entourage and that was a show about Boyz becoming II Men. Just kidding. I don't know WHAT that show was about, but it was not about that. For one thing, it was about Boyz… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 13, 2011

Entourage S08E08: Series Finale

Well, here we are. Pretty incredible. After ten thousand episodes and 45 years of memories, Entourage finally comes to an end. To say that this is the end of an era hardly does the momentousness of this occasion justice. If anything it's almost TOO important. I just feel honored and blessed to be alive i… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 12, 2011

Entourage S08E07: Deus Ex Millionaire

Vincent Chase is sad because a celebrity profile writer from Vanity Fair rebuffed his gross and lazy advances while trying to DO HER JOB of writing an article about him, which he also found to be unfair because it contained two sentences about his rampant disrespect for women and his view of them as sexual… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 6, 2011

Entourage S08E06: Welcome To Baked Clamswood!

Johnny Drama and Turtle cannot get over how E banged Sloane's ex-stepmom last week, and frankly, neither can I. For all of the care that this show puts into getting the lighting just right in Turtle's SNEAKER COLLECTION CLOSET and making sure that the Maserati interior would really be the kind of Maserati interior that… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 29, 2011

Entourage S08E05: The Greatest Love Stories Ever Told

LOVE IS IN THE SMOG-FILLED AIR! (And now a reference to LA's famous traffic jams!) Vince has an interview with a celebrity journalist for Vanity Fair. Ooh-la-la. Wait, speaking of Vanity Fair, what is up with that magazine? There are some pretty good articles in it, but I started subscribing this year for reasons that… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 22, 2011

Entourage S08E04: Dildo Party On The Roof!

When we last left our pals, Vinzo and Torta just witnessed a murder. They break into the W.C. of the sad man: KABAM! He dead. Vinzo and Torta turn to each other, Mr. E is still on the phone you hear him in the background "Squeak squeak 'allo?" This can't be good. It's going to… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 15, 2011

Entourage S08E03: This Too Shall Blow Its Brains Out

It's the best time of every week: catching up with the boys! Vince is speaking at an AA meeting. One day at a time, Vince! What doesn't kill you makes you cocainer. Everyone in the audience keeps smiling and laughing and applauding at everything that Vince says. Cool. "As a matter of fact, I just… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 8, 2011

The Real Johnny Bananas Sues Entourage

If you have been following the eighth and final season of Entourage, then you know that on the show, our dear friend Johnny Drama is the star of his own animated sitcom called Johnny's Bananas. Oh man, it is easily the best thing that has ever happened in the herstory of stupid Entourage. He… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 2, 2011

Entourage S08E02: Turtle’s Outfits As Metaphor For The End Of Culture

As you may recall, last week's episode ended with Turtle burning down the mansion. Oh jeez. Tuurrrtle! [Trombone slide.] So this week our old pals are staying in a beautiful hotel suite. So sick. Sick hotel suite, boys. I almost wish that my house would burn down so I could just move into a gorgeou… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 1, 2011

Entourage S08E01: WELCOME HOME, VINZO CHASEY!

It's hard to believe that this is the final season of Entourage. What a wild rollercoaster it's been. I'm positive that I know what a rollercoaster is and that calling this show a rollercoaster is a good and apt metaphor. There was the time that Vinnie was doing great and then the other time where… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 25, 2011

Let’s All Make Up Our Own Fake Entourage Gossip Column Blind Items

This gossip column blind item seems very real and definitely does NOT sound like it was planted by a publicist a few days before a show returns to television. From BuzzFoto: This group of actors from a hit HBO show were out at a party at a hotel when a girl at the party… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 22, 2011

WHAT IS ARI GOLD’S WIFE’S NAME?!

Obviously, we are all very excited about this Sunday's premiere of the 8th and final season of The Entourage. All of our old favorite pals are back for one last hurrah! Personally, I am most excited to hear what kind of hate-filled, homophobic tirade Ari Gold unleashes on Lloyd! Hahhaa, those are the best, so… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 19, 2011

Headline Of The Day: Anthony Weiner Approached For Cameo On Entourage

Whoa. It's barely even 10AM and already we have the headline of the day! That's a wrap! Break for lunch! Other things you shout when the work is done! The headline of the day comes from the Hollywood Reporter, along with the actual story: Entourage executive producer Doug Ellin has reached out Anthony Weiner… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 17, 2011

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Somewhere

The thing about real life and about making movies that are supposed to reflect real life is that real life is messy and lacks a cohesive narrative arc, sure, but even more problematically, real life is fucking booooooring. It's so boring! Kill me! Make me dead, at least that would be DRAMATIC. What I'm trying… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 6, 2011

The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: New Turtle

Well isn't someone a handsome Turtle! Now I don't know that much about how Turtle lives his life day-to-day because I'm not, like, in love with Turtle, but I do know what a person taking charge of his life and getting himself together looks like and I think we're looking at it, guys! Or… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / May 31, 2011

Entourage Done After Next Season! Our Long National Nightmare Finally Ending!

Genuinely great news, everyone. The HBO show Entourage, a stakes-free dramedysenuts about a group of weed enthusiasts who never know whether to get lunch at an outdoor cafe or shop for Maseratis, will be drawing to a close next year after a shortened eighth season (EIGHTH SEASON!). HBO’s Michael Lombardo, whoever that is, said (via… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 9, 2010