Posts tagged "Guns"

Heidi Montag’s Transformers 3 Audition

Oh. Oh noooooo. Now, for those of you who have been keeping score, I vowed to stop writing about cast-members of The Hills a long time ago. They are honestly human garbage. I'm not saying they don't deserve happiness in life, because even human garbage is entitled to some measure of that. But they… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 27, 2010

Women Be Shootin’ (And Then Shoppin’)

Shooting isn't just for men anymore. Now it is also for women. Men and women. One of the things that seems to appeal to women most about shooting is the ways in which their new hobby can dovetail with their love of looking great, and with their love of shooting anyone who threatens their tow-headed… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / December 7, 2009

How Could A Sniper “Prank” Possibly Go Wrong?

There is a Japanese game show called Panic Face King where the goal is to make someone have the most panicked face possible. And whoever does that is the king. Of that. I guess. Anyway, in a clip that is circulating today, one guy gets a severe case of Panic Face when he believes that… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 14, 2009

I Am Going To Need Your Badge And Your Gun

I know that you hate to play by the rules, and dammnit, that is what makes you so effective, but the DA has been on my ass all year. You know how this works. You're off the case! Shit has just been getting too real, officer. (thanks for the tip, Kevin.)… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 12, 2009

Start Believing In God Or This Kid Will Shoot

Yuck, this is an ad for Christianity (in general!) by the self-appointed defenders of the faith and Creation Museum creators, Answers In Genesis: I know: what? Let's try to unpack this unarguably misguided commercial. First, I know this is supposed to be somewhat metaphorical, but why are you standing on a lonely deserted road with… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / April 13, 2009

Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

The Onion News Network: LOL. I know it's supposed to be satire, but not knowing anything about non-Wii-sports videogames, I would have assumed we were already there already. The ostrich kills me every time. More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / April 7, 2009

Chainsaw Bayonet Mounted Assault Rifle Is The Ultimate Weapon In The Pumpkin Apocalypse

This man (via BoingBoing) has mounted a chainsaw onto an assault rifle. Fair enough. Some people are arguing that this is the ultimate weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse. Let's get real, you guys. Zombies are fast now. They have been since 2002, and they're only getting faster. Besides, a chainsaw i… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / December 2, 2008

Do Not Play Buck Hunter Against This Man

The thing that's weird about world records is that a lot of times you watch the incredible feats performed by these champions, and as insanely difficult as they must be to accomplish, and as impressive as they are when you actually think about it, you are not envious of them because it seems like being… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 3, 2008

The 10 Saddest Ways To Die

Heidi and Spencer are buying weapons: [Heidi and Spencer] are working on their firearms skills with a personal instructor who went over shooting skills, close combat, tactical, and defense weapons training. Heidi and Spencer came with their own personal arsenal and also rented other weapons. The Hills couple has been concerned about their protection and… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 10, 2008
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