Posts tagged "Heavy Metal"

Malcolm Brickhouse’s And Jarad Dawkins’s Metal Band, Unlocking The Truth, Is OUR Generation’s Caine’s Arcade

Kids these days! I literally do not understand how there are so many cool kids who are just being themselves and doing what they want to do. When I was a kid, back in the 1920s, it was mostly a matter of not letting the coal dust from the mine where you worked smudge your… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 17, 2013

Little Girls Are Straight Up Taking Over Everything

Yesterday we were all delighted to watch 9-year-old Sam Gordon's football highlight reel, in which she pretty much dominated everyone and everything in the world of football. Today a little girl solves another one of our problems: Having to listen to music that you don't particularly enjoy because it sounds very angry and you're… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / November 8, 2012

Heavy Metal Babies Headbanging Supercut

When the great philosophers were trying to resolve that age old weed circle question of how we can know for sure that our waking reality is any more real than our dream states one of the main proofs--and yes, I feel like I have talked about this before, not even that long ago I don't… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 28, 2012

This Is The Holiday-Themed Internet Video Of The Day: Slayer Christmas Lights

"Is it just me, or are the people in this neighborhood putting up their synchronized Slayer-themed holiday floodlight shows earlier and earlier each year?" That is an example of a question that no one has ever asked. Because these guys are clearly doing things perfectly and right on time. SHOW SOME CHEER, WHY DON'T… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / December 7, 2011

Heavy Metal Penguin

OK, 2011, now we are talking. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 4, 2011

That’s Your Parrot: Parrot Singing “Let The Bodies Hit The Floor”

Admittedly, your parrot is still pretty adorable, even if he is singing your favorite song. "Love my parrot, love that song," that is what you say. "I've got an entire Zune with nothing on it but that song." That is you again. (Via everywhere. Thanks for the tip, Eric, Maude, Jane, and Josh.)… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / December 16, 2010