Last night's Criminal Intent (now starring Jeff Goldblum!) was about a bunch of Williamsburg hipsters killing each other off in an effort to take over each other's spots in a shitty band. The plot…   Read Story »

Didn't get beyond the "Jazz Pianist Jeff Goldblum" part of the post title, right? Who knew! At this point you have to expect that every actor's a wannabe musician, too. We've actually heard a little…   Read Story »