Posts tagged "Jeremy Piven"

Entourage Season 7, Now With More Smirking, Less Point

Entourage season 7 promo, you guys: Oh please tell me that they drive off that cliff. I think if someone just tells them that there is some decent weed at the bottom of the cliff, I bet they will drive off it. Turtle's usually the driver, right? (I like how I asked that as if… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 19, 2010

The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Jeremy Piven And Bill Clinton

Jeremy Piven posted this photo to Twitter today, which he described as "great pic from the Haiti benefit last night..." Good description! "Great pic from the Haiti benefit last night" definitely captures what this is. (The first comment on the photo also definitely captures what this is: "Great work both of you. We are… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 2, 2010

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Serendipity

You know, the truth is, I actually like romantic comedies. I am man enough to admit that. We all would love to live in a world of love and friendship and gentle laughter. Why not? You think I want it to be all The Hurt Locker all the time? No way! That movie was great,… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 8, 2010

The Marmaduke Photoshop Challenge

This is the first image from the upcoming Marmaduke movie, and it definitely answers one burning question: Is the Maramduke movie going to be as bad as one would assume a Marmaduke movie would be? YESSIR. I like the late night production staff meeting to pick the perfect "first image" to put out into the… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / December 17, 2009

Jeremy Piven Taking His Sushi Lies To The Next Level

Jeremy Piven takes his case for the Great Mercury Poisoning of 2009 to the people. The part where he INVOKES THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION is pretty genius. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 2, 2009

The Legendary Jeremy Piven/Chris Kattan Feud Of 2009

Oh, this is great. Since Joe Rogan never took Dan Quinn's bait, a feud between Jeremy Piven and Chris Kattan will have to do. Which is fine, since Joe Rogan and Jeremy Piven are basically the same person. They are both the poor man's version of each other. From the New York DailyMore »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 10, 2009

Jeremy Piven Is Just A Broken Down Piece Of Meat

Jeremy Piven, star of Entourage and noted fish liar, is on the press circuit for his upcoming hate-crime-comedy, The Goods. (That movie looks like it should be called The Bads, am I right? Because of how bad it looks? You get it.) Last night, his promotional duties took him to the WWE,… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 4, 2009

Entourage: Happy Birthday, Turtle (UGH!)

Turtle's mom is mad at him because he wore sneakers to Vince's premiere. Johnny Drama told him in the limo that it was a mistake to wear sneakers! Now she is the laughing stock of the salon on Queens Boulevard. Turtle picks up one of his baseball hats from his baseball hat collection and stare… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 27, 2009

Entourage: Ari Gold Is Not The Moral Compass Of Hollywood

Nice try, Entourage. Don't get me wrong, I was on the edge of my seat for the entire episode wondering whether or not E would GET IT WET. Seriously, I was so nervous for him, I was just covered in sweat. I mean, we knew that after the premiere of Martin Scorsese's Gatsby (ugh, every… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 20, 2009

Entourage: It’s 2004 Somewhere

You guys, True Blood recap tomorrow, promise. I KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN FAILING YOU IN THIS. I've got to get this yogurt cup off of my head! But we can talk about the debut episode of Entourage right now! And how sure, we expected them to phone it in pretty hard, but… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 13, 2009

An Open Letter From The Cast And Crew Of Entourage

Dear Entourage fans, The cast and crew at Entourage would like you to know that we will never stop regurgitating lukewarm rehashes of the first season of our show. Here we are, five years later, and everything is exactly the same. "No it's not, Turtle has a girlfriend." Sure. Keep telling yourself that. The fact… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 30, 2009

Jeremy Piven Confident That This Fish Lie Is Eventually Going To Stick

Remember when Jeremy Piven was in that play in New York but then he quit suddenly, obviously because he just didn't feel like doing it anymore, but claimed that it was because he ate too much sushi? And he had to go to Actor Court, which is a thing that exists, and defend himself… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 19, 2009

Entourage Season 6 In A Stupid, Boring, Lukewarm Nutshell

The new season of Entourage premieres on HBO Sunday, July 12th, but I'm going to save us all the headache right now with this SPOILER filled plot summary of the entire season. Vince goes to work on Martin Scorsese's new movie, but he has problems on the set in the heated conflict of Hollywood egos. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 15, 2009

Maybe The Goods Should Have Stuck With A Green Band Trailer

Let me take you to trailer school for a second. Red band trailers are a relatively new phenomenon, born of Hollywood's desire to capitalize on the early buzz of the lawless internet. Because there are no real restrictions on what movie companies can show on-line, a red band trailer offers a great way to disseminate… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 29, 2009

Jeremy Piven Has To Go To Actor Court To Defend His Sushi Lies

Remember when Jeremy Piven backed out of the Broadway play he was in because he claimed that there was too much mercury in his bloodstream because he ate too much sushi? Surely you remember this. It has been a national joke since then. Everyone's been like "maybe he ate too many that's ridiculous with avocado… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 25, 2009

Entourage: Vincent Chase Is An Asshole Plus Michael Phelphs’s Stupid Cameo

Vincent Chase is an asshole. Yes. Duh. But last night's season finale provided an unmitigated look at what a shithead this guy is. First, there's the historical precedent of being such an asshole. For five seasons Vincent Chase has cruised through his career with lackadaisical carelessness, "refusing to play by Hollywood's rules," or whatever. But… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 24, 2008

Will The Circle Be Unbroken

Barack Obama's chief of staff is Rahm Emanuel. Rahm Emanuel's brother is Hollywood agent Ari Emanuel. Ari Emanuel represents Tina Fey. In 2004, Tina Fey made a joke about president Abraham Lincoln on Weekend Update. Abraham Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy, which is a funny coincidence because of how John F.More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 13, 2008

Entourage: Ari Gold Is Not A Very Good Father

If this show was a physical reaction to stimulus (or lack thereof), it would be the sensation of pins and needles in a limb that has fallen asleep. If it was a state of being it would be "drowsy." Do you see where I am going with this? I'm not saying that I have any… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 10, 2008

Sorry, Entourage, But You’re Not Extras

We've already addressed some of Entourage's main problems. Like the problem of how there's no actual dramatic tension, and the problem of how it's treading lukewarm water, and the problem of how it's impossible to really care about any of the characters, and the problem of how it sucks. But one… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 3, 2008

Entourage Thinks You’re An Idiot

As predicted a couple of weeks ago, we've finally gotten our #2 plotline (of the 4 possible Entourage plot structures). This is the narrative turn in which all of Vince's lazy anti-ambition finally pays off and the drama and tension of his possible slide into insignificance evaporates again. We've seen it countless times, and… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 27, 2008