“‘I am blessed,’ the pop singer [tweets], linking to two photographs of her with Corgan, 42, in the recording studio. ‘Going over a song w@billy and the boxer.’ She adds that it’s ‘fun to be lost in laughter.’” More at People.

Having premiered live at last year’s Bridge School Benefit, “A Song For A Son” in studio form debuts today on Spinner. Billy Corgan tells the site, “I think it’s got something to do about not having any kids and thinking about why I don’t have any kids.” It’s the first we’ve heard from the mercurial Pumpkin head‘s forthcoming 44-track Teargarden By Kaleidyscope. Jessica Simpson gives it three thumbs up.

UPDATE: The free MP3 is now available…

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In the video for “You Don’t Think I’m Funny Anymore,” Jessica “Daisy Duke” Simpson, Owen Wilson, and some dude in drag join Willie (“Uncle Jesse”) for a good ol’ fashioned mower race in Luck, Texas. There’s cheating, laughing, and assorted Cannonball Run-style hijinx. And a nice ass.

“I used to fake a heart attack and fall down on the floor.” Or fake a terrorist attack. Don’t worry, Willie, we still think you’re funny. There’s also a longer, documentary-style version with additional jokes plus Woody Harrelson and Luke Wilson. Speaking of cameos, we wish Nelson had been in the Jimmy is fucking Ben Affleck chorus, to be honest — he was great in “We Are The World.”

Funnier than watching John shave.

Funny or douche-y? You make the call. We need a “decoder.”

Ahh, the customary right of passage for every girl-of-the-moment: Talk trash on “It” girls past. TeenPeople.com put Lily to the test.

TeenPeople.com: You’ve been labeled an ‘It’ girl so we were wondering what you thought of some of the others that share that title. What do you think of Jessica Simpson?
Lily Allen: I’m definitely not into her music.

TeenPeople.com: Paris Hilton?
Lily: No comment.

TeenPeople.com: How about Beyoncé?
Lily: I love Beyoncé. She’s great. She’s a really amazing singer. And if she does write all of those songs, she’s an amazing songwriter as well.

TeenPeople.com: Sienna Miller?
Lily: I don’t know. There’s something not likable about her. I don’t know what it is.

TeenPeople.com: What about Posh and Becks moving to Los Angeles?
Lily: Good. As long as they are out of my country.

TeenPeople.com: And finally, what do you think of Britney Spears?
Lily: Um? I think she’s very entertaining.

So when you stalk talk to Lily after her shows this month, you know what not to bring up. Suggested discussion topic: Porn.

Making out with Jessica Simpson’s collagen in plain view of photogs wasn’t the only instance of J. May’s “I love the bitch and I don’t care who knows it!” actions on New Year’s Eve. Well, not true, ’cause it seems Mayer came to his senses the next morning about at least one of said bitches. The Perez affair seems to have begun at the Hudson Hotel, where Mayer serenaded Hilton with “Gravity,” before continuing to their respective blogs in an apparent race to update first. Aww, blog racing — on a first date! Which was a super cute story ’til John woke up, realized what he’d done, and deleted! Luckily, the screen grab captures the love:

Why remove it? It’s not that embarrassing. Except for the “Perez is nice” part. And the xoxoxoxoxo’s. You won’t catch Courtney “sell the pony” Love posting that shit. Also, John, you’re a terrible blogger. You made out with Jessica Simpson at midnight and didn’t even get a cell phone pic for us? You’re fired.

After the jump, Perez licks Jessica’s face. Hope you’re not eating lunch.

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And Jess is just so candid! Yankovic’s masterful questioning gets the right words to come out of Jess’s mouth — even if her lack of grammar skills mean she don’t talk so good.

If you dug Al’s Q&A with Jessica Sampson, you’re gonna love his sit down with K-Fed. The F stands for “failure.”

‘Cause you know you want it. Three words: Too much makeup.

She looks airbrushed, even in motion!

1. ?Be really careful with me on the phone. Distance makes the brain grow more maniacal.?

2. ?Twenty-four-hour phone-sex assistance. If there?s a cute girl in the front row, I?m gonna run offstage and call you.?

3. ?You have to run every single fantasy you?ve ever had through me. You?ll never cheat. You see a cute guy at the gym, I?ll be him. Or we?ll get him. I don?t care.?

Via Rolling Stone, which asks: Which rule did Jessica break?

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