Our ten favorite reader-submitted revisions of silent Jessica Simpson at this week's Yahoo!-sponsored launch party for A Public Affair. THE ORIGINAL: NEIL: GIL: AARON (Ben Folds…   Read Story »

Reader Chris sent us this Jessica Simpson photo, and thought it would be perfect for another Stereogum Photoshop Contest. You guys did a great job with Ashlee back in October '04. This time it's sis…   Read Story »

John Mayer has laryngitis + Jessica Simpson has laryngitis = a public affair. Gossip = easy!   Read Story »

The roller rink one we told you about last week, but new and improved. They went back and snuck in a Jessica Simpson lookalike, complete with ice cream cone. Watch the "final cut"…   Read Story »

VH1 Radio on Westwood One brings us an interesting revelation about Jessica Simpson, who can often be seen in In Touch wearing overpriced vintage rock tees. Apparently, it's not just a fashion…   Read Story »

Stereogum listens so you don't have to. For Love Songs (out 9/12), ex-NKOTB Jordan Knight puts has-been spin on Phil Collins ("One More Night"), Wham! ("Careless Whisper"), and Foreigner ("Waiting…   Read Story »

Topics for further discussion: Did you know Andy Dick's still alive? Has Eva Longoria jumped the shark? Do ya think that's how Jessica normally eats ice cream? Will someone mash it with the audio to…   Read Story »

We try to write about the Simpson siblings as infrequently as possible, lest the indie snob readers get all uppity. Especially Jessica, 'cause she doesn't keep it real like our girl Ashlee. She…   Read Story »

You'd think I'd ignore an e-mail blast with the subject heading "P!NK: She's Not Dead and She's Not Stupid," but ... this one was too ridiculous not to post. "A statement the way only Pink can make…   Read Story »

What I gleaned from the blogosphere... Phil Margera (Celebrity Fit Club 2) told a Philly radio station that his son Bam (Viva La Bam) banged Jessica Simpson (Newlyweds). Bam's ex-girlfriend Jen then…   Read Story »