Posts tagged "Julia Roberts"

Here Are Some Morning Links!

Amy Poehler and Aubry Plaza make out for the paparazzi. -Uproxx Jay Leno's final Tonight Show will air on February 6, in the week leading up to the 2014 Winter Olympics. Ugh. Didn't we just have the Winter Olympics?! -Deadline Ms. Oprah "What does it feel like to be both an adjective… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / August 12, 2013

Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments

Oh man, remember the Mirror Mirror trailer that came out last week that was the worst trailer you had ever seen until you saw that Kellan Lutz lacrosse trailer yesterday? Well, apparently someone has been leaving fake "enthusiastic" comments about the trailer all across the Internet, but everyone knows they're fake because it'… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 23, 2011

Draw Something: Even More Reckless Posters For Larry Crowne

It's hard to imagine any bit of bad news concerning the poster from the Tom Hanks sleeper hit (correct use of sleeper hit?) Larry Crowne. You're probably thinking, "Wait -- you must not mean Larry Crowne. With the Tom Hanks little smile? Big open Julia Roberts mouth? Sunglasses? No information at all about what… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / November 8, 2011

Larry Crowne Trailer, You Guys

Huh. So, it's Employee of the Year meets The Good Girl meets Old Dogs meets Something's Gotta Give meets Billy Madison meets a terrible episode of Community? Got it. Do I get my Hollywood Math Professor diploma now? With honors! More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 21, 2011

That’s Your Boyfriend: Dude With 82 Tattoos Of Julia Roberts On His Body

His name is Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, he started getting Julia Roberts's face tattooed on his body after he saw her in Erin Brokovich, he has spent upwards of $75,000 on them, and you love him very much. Frankly, compared to some of the dudes you have dated, I think we're all pulling for him. He'… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 10, 2011

Tom Hanks? More Like Tom PRANKS!

Oh yay! Another HILARIOUS "prank" from the set of a Hollywood movie!!!!!! My favorite thing about these behind-the-scenes stories is how each one is more interesting and hilarious than the last! From Entertainment Weekly: This candid moment came courtesy of Hanks, who pranked Roberts on the set of the rom-com Larry Crowne (out July… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 20, 2011

The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Julia Roberts Italian Coffee Commercial

In the above commercial for the Italian coffee market (via Vulture), American actress Julia Roberts was paid a reported 1.5 million dollars, and yet, as you will notice, she does not say a single word. WHAT A WORLD! It's a little late in the proverbial day to make too much noise about the way… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / December 1, 2010

Women Be Eat, Pray, Lovin’! — Sinbarf

In honor of the most wonderful and important movie of the year, the Home Shopping Network presented an entire program of Eat, Pray, Love products, the purchase of which will help turn any woman into a self-obsessed asshole. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 20, 2010

Eat, Pray, YIKES!

The New York Post has an article today about women who followed in Elisabeth Gilbert's self-absorbed, upper-middle-class footsteps on a journey to discover their inner asshole, only to end up broke and alone. I know this isn't nice to say, but HA! More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 13, 2010

Fixing The Eat, Pray, Love Poster

Eat, Pray, Love, of course, is the best-selling memoir by Elizabeth Gilbert about how she is super self-absorbed and took a fucking vacation. I haven't actually read the book, so I can't actually speak to whether or not it's the worst book ever. I'm sure it's great. It sounds great. But I did watch Elizabeth… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 20, 2010

Eat Pray Love Asshole

Eat Pray Love trailer, you guys: Ugh. I understand that women have historically had a difficult time achieving emotional independence and self-actualization due to the oppressive and sexist nature of modern society. The cultural reinforcement of the patriarchy, which demands that a woman define her desires and her self-worth by the needs and expectations of… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 18, 2010

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer

Theater is dead, or whatever. I mean, it still exists in community productions of Our Town, and it pretends to have cultural relevance in New York and Chicago, but for the most part it is very, very dead. And not without some understandable reasons! For one, it can't really entertain us the way that movie… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 23, 2009

The Valentine’s Day Trailer May Surprise You

Valentine's Day is a romantic comedy about Valentine's Day, coming out next Valentine's Day. It's actually kind of weird that it will not be until the year 2010 that someone makes a romantic comedy about Valentine's Day called Valentine's Day and releases it on Valentine's Day. In any case, for the most part it look… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 18, 2009

A Couple Of Notes On This Eat, Pray, Love Casting Call

If you have a hippie look, that is NOT a plus. Really? Trannies? "Hot, dynamic looking trannies"? That is how you talk to people? This movie is going to stink. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 15, 2009

Julia Roberts Is Your F**king Girlfriend

Did you read the transcript of Julia Roberts's speech at a non-televised roast of Tom Hanks last night? Me neither. Transcripts! So the first half of 2005. Now there's video! She says the f word a LOT: So much of the f word! Does she kiss Sally Field with that mouth? I hope that during… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / April 28, 2009

Celebrated Diamond Ad Is A Total Ripoff Of A Scene From Stepmom

BLOWING THE LID OFF: Adrants describes this Zales ad as "Ball Of String Captures Moment Of Love" (yeah, I still watched it even with that description, nullus), but as even the most hate-watchy student of chick flick classics knows, this ad is nothing but a total ripoff of a scene from Stepmom. And not just… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / October 15, 2008

Julia Roberts, Ryan Reynolds and Hayden Panettiere Are In The Same Movie

The internet now has a trailer for Fireflies In The Garden, the new Julia Roberts movie that premiered at the Berlin Film Festival earlier this year but doesn't have a US release date yet, despite starring not just Julia but Ryan Reynolds, Emily Watson, Willem Dafoe, Carrie-Ann Moss, and Hayden Panettiere in her underwear. More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / August 11, 2008