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Quote Of The Day

Tom Cruise appeared on a German talk show where he was asked questions about his separation from Katie Holmes and provides us with our Quote of the Day (And Week) (via Dlisted): I did not expect that. [I've had] an incredible amount of time to reflect. Life is a challenge. To be 50 and… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / April 9, 2013

Katie Holmes’ Marriage Proves Existence Of God

Speaking of Tom Cruise (as usual), the world has JUST RECEIVED some life and afterlife-changing news from childhood friends of Katie Holmes, regarding prayer and the existence of God and His willingness to grant the wishes prayers of children, regarding specifically, but perhaps not limited to, the celebrities they have crushes on and their… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / July 17, 2012

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Finalized Their Divorce Settlement OR Puppies Making Messes

As by now you probably know, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have already finalized the settlement of their divorce just days after it was announced. It surely involves a certain amount of monetary remuneration for Katie Holmes in return for her legally mandated silence. Some people are suggesting that she has been banned from… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 9, 2012

This Week In GIFs!

So have you guys seen Safety Not Guaranteed yet? We talked about it like three full days ago so I figure you must have seen it by now. WASN'T IT GREAT? What was your favorite part? Almost all of the parts? Ugh me tooooooo. We have a few Safety Not Guaranteed GIFs for you thi… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / July 6, 2012

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Katie Holmes Something Something Scientology

As we all sit around and watch the very notion of true and lasting love die right before our eyes, a lot of attempts are going to be made to understand what happened as if it even matters because what's the point? It's hopeless! Lots of relationships go through ups and downs but if TomKat… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 2, 2012

Just FYI: Suri Cruise Has A $130,000 Christmas List

Sometimes there are things that we're ALL wondering about, but that none of us woud ever have the guts -- or the ability -- to ask. I can think of a million examples. Like, ahhhh, ok, for example: What is on Suri Cruise's, the five-year-old daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, Christmas list, and if… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / December 19, 2011

This Week In GIFs

Holy moly, I thought Brett Ratner week was a bad week, but THIS WEEK? Ricky Gervais is hosting the Golden Globes? Community is probably being cancelled? Ryan Gosling is NOT the sexiest man alive? And I'm sure some non entertainment industry bad stuff happened too? IS THE WORLD EVEN HERE ANYMORE?!?! Thank science it'… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / November 18, 2011

Is Katie Holmes Currently In A Feud With Noel Gallagher Because She Is The Meanest Person On The Planet?

Last week, Oasis's Noel Gallagher made an appearance on Letterman to promote and play a song from his new solo album, Noel Gallagher's Solo Album. (May not be the correct/full title.) It was all going bloody BRIL, until he had an encounter with Katie Holmes that left him chuffed to bits. LORRIES! He took… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / November 15, 2011

An Open Letter To The People Who Saw Jack And Jill This Past Weekend

Dear the People who Saw Jack and Jill This Past Weekend, I'm not sure who you are. Much like someone who would actually tell a political pollster, "Yes, Herman Cain is my favorite candidate and I would vote for him to be President of the United States," your worldview and the way in which you… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 14, 2011

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Ken Marino is going to be on an episode of Whitney. Remember when he was on an episode of Califonication and said something about wanting to dip his balls in something? That was great. -Splitsider Gary Busey and Ted Haggard are going to appear on Celebrity Wife Swap, which is going to be a thing… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / September 22, 2011

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Here is a nice interview with Rob Riggle that you may find enjoyable and inspiring, depending on what you are like and how your emotions work. -Serial Optimist The first look at Lily Collins as Snow White. Looks nice! Not as nice as St. Vincent would have looked as Snow White but, hey,… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / July 21, 2011

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Mark Zuckerberg-passing-the-note meme is a very good meme that we can all enjoy together. -Uproxx Katie Holmes buys maternity clothes for her 5-year-old daughter, like any normal mom. Remember when she was just on Dawson's Creek? -Dlisted Harry Potter movie is already breaking records and making zillions of dollars. Ugh I wish… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / July 13, 2011

An Open Letter To Tom Cruise’s “Sunday” Outfit

Dear Tom Cruise's "Sunday" Outfit, What's up with you? I don't mean, like, oh hey, hi, how are you doing, what is new. I mean, literally, what is up with you? Look, Tom Cruise's "Sunday" Outfit, we all like to relax. Relaxing is human. So if Tom Cruise wants to put on a pair of… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 13, 2011

Being White Is Hard: The Romantics Trailer

The Romantics trailer, you guys: Here's a fun new game: it's called "SPOILER ALERT" and the way you play is you guess how the movie ends based on the trailer. Here are your choices: a) Someone jumps out of the wedding cake and detonates a dirty bomb b) Cloverfield 2, basically c) Everyone is shot… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 10, 2010

So Katie Holmes Thinks She Can Dance (Lazy Friday Post Title)

Speaking of dancing, and moving on to genuinely bad ideas, Katie Holmes, whoever that is, appeared on So You Think You Can Dance last night and performed Judy Garland's "Get Happy." You probably missed it because you fell asleep during her pre-dance interview. OK, so I have a question:… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 24, 2009

Uh Oh, They Added Go To Hulu This Week

Go, the poorly-marketed Doug Liman cult classic starring Sarah Polley and Katie Holmes as 17-year-old grocery store clerks who get swept into the LA underworld, and also several other storylines, is now on Hulu for free. I don't think I know anyone who hasn't seen Go, but since I probably watch it several times per… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / December 12, 2008

Katie Lied

Like you, we've been preoccupied with the race since November: did Katie Holmes pretend to run the NYC Marathon? Who is mystery runner #6074? Where was her sports bra? Did she use performance enhancing drugs? Etc. We may never get to the bottom of the split times controversy, but finally we have some… More »

By: Stereogum / January 22, 2008