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This Is Just A Good Description Of The Matrix By A Mom

Kelly and I have differing opinions about this video. She thinks that it is wrong to describe a mom as "cute" and that moms should only be treated with the utmost respect. I agree about the respect thing, because moms are the best and when was the last time you called yours, but also let'… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 2, 2013

“Keanu And I Both Love Pandas!”

Last weekend, someone asked me a surprisingly interesting and complicated question: what is a normal day like for you. It's not surprisingly interesting or complicated because of the answer. A normal day for me is pretty much the same as a normal day for everyone else: I sit in front of a computer for a… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / April 17, 2013

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

"MORE SAND!"- Mason Disick -SurisBurnBook Retta regales us with some opera (with a twist!) -CONAN Bill Murray's 2012: The Life Exotic -HyperVocal MTV icons Kurt Loder, Tabitha Soren, and Matt Pinfield reunite for Portlandia and remind us how much we miss them. -Vulture First look at… More »

By: Mary Miller / December 12, 2012

Keanu! People Take Pictures Of You!

Keanu Reeves has been appearing in movies and TV shows for almost 30 years, since he was 20 years old, so you would think that by now he would understand that as a public figure people will regularly take photos of him. But I'm starting to get the sense that he just doesn't realize it. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 28, 2012

Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Here is a photograph of Keanu Reeves wearing his famous Outfit and a bunch of ladies out for Halloween. #internet #halloween #meme #keanuemeeves #reddit  -FilmDrunk If you are in Colorado and are a lady or a gentleman who enjoys Jon Hamm, plz enjoy this video of Jon Hamm telling you how to vote i… More »

By: Kelly Conaboy / October 30, 2012

EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK: Bill And Ted 3 Screenplay

Party on Bill. Party on Ted. Schwing! Rumors have been circulating on the Internet for nearly a year that a third Bill and Ted movie was in progress that would star both Sad Keanu Reeves and Happy Alex Winter. And today that continues to be true with this very loosely researched confirmation that a screenplay… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 6, 2012

And Now They Are Remaking Point Break

Do you guys ever get worried that Hollywood will suddenly start generating new material and that not every single movie will be some gently reheated nostalgic throwback property from yesteryear gussied up in a hot new outfit 3 tha kidz? I mean, that hasn't happened yet, and they aren't, and every movie is, but do… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 13, 2011

EXCLUSIVE: First Look At The Bill & Ted 3 Screenplay

It was reported earlier today that there is now a completed script for a third Bill and Ted movie that would find Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter reprising their iconic rolls from the time-traveling buddy comedies of the early 90s. Even more exciting, Videogum has an EXCLUSIVE first look at the script! Read a… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / April 25, 2011

Keanu Reeves Hints At Two New Matrix Movies

You know, if Trinity hadn't used the power of true love to kiss Neo back to life after his iBody was riddled with e-Bullets we wouldn't even be having this discussion right now. THANKS A LOT, TRINITY. (Alt: "so that's why he's so sad.") HOAX.More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 24, 2011

Lego Sad Keanu

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By: Gabe Delahaye / October 5, 2010

Sad Keanu Eats A Cupcake

OK, I was wrong. Sad Keanu wasn't just fucking with us at this point. He is just fucking with us at THIS point. And I love it! Very few things have made me happier this year than Sad Keanu. Of course, it saddens me that my pleasure has to come at the expense… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 23, 2010

Sad Keanu Just Fucking With Us Now

You know what? He's probably not even sad. This is probably some kind of long con. He gets us all to feel bad for him, and to invite him into our homes for a cup of hot soup and some friendly conversation, and the next thing you know, he has moved into the guest bedroom. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 8, 2010

The Return Of Sad Keanu, Now With Protective Helmet

Oh brother. His face barely even looks dry from the last time. Well, here we go again, I guess. Internet, START. YOUR. PHOTOSHOPS. The helmet is a nice touch, though. If nothing else, it will allow the Internet to place Sad Keanu in increasingly dangerous situations without any danger of Sad Keanu injuring himself… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 29, 2010

Today Is Cheer Up Keanu Day, Apparently

Eventually we will reach a point where the Internet makes its response joke so quickly that it happens before the original event actually occurs, at which point time will fold over on itself and we will all meet again in a church in LA. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 15, 2010

You Can Make It Up: Sad Keanu Attends A Child’s Birthday Party

Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters. Sad Keanu parked his car in front of the small house with the bundle of balloons tied to the mailbox and walked up the three cement steps to the screen door. The… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 10, 2010

The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Keanu Reeves

Over the weekend, this photo of Keanu Reeves looking sad on a park bench surfaced and almost instantly became the Internet's favorite new meme. It's the new One Doesn't Just Look Sad on a Park Bench into Mordor, or whatever. People are having a lot of fun with it. So now it is our… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 7, 2010

Keanu Reeves = Charlemagne (Because: Logic)

It's Monday morning, I haven't even had breakfast, and already my mind is blown? So it's going to be one of THOSE weeks. It's probably a good thing, though, that I haven't eaten anything yet today, you know? This is news that's better heard on an empty stomach. I mean, sure, the first two side-by-side… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / November 2, 2009

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lake House

A couple of weeks ago, I watched the movie Jumper for some reason. Oh man! That is the best movie. I mean, that is a terrible movie, but it is also ridiculous and hilarious and a lot of fun. Like, I enjoyed Jumper so much that I felt angry at the end of Jumper that… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 20, 2009

Baby Keanu Reeves Explores The Serious Side Of Teddy Bears

In 1984, a disturbingly already-adult-looking Keanu Reeves was a correspondent for a Canadian show called Going Great (great name, for real.) Here he is interviewing a kid who collects teddy bears, and being really really Canadian together: Young Keanu reminds me of Alisdair on You Can't Do That On Television, who, whoa, is allMore »

By: Lindsay Robertson / August 22, 2008

It’s Time For Devil’s Advocate To Step Up And Take What’s Its

Today as part of their New Cult Canon series, The Onion AV Club celebrates one of the best bad-good movies ever, Devil's Advocate: How many other major-studio movies have had the guts to stage the battle of ideas between good and evil in such a stark fashion? None that I can recall. But mostly,… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / July 24, 2008
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