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The “indie rock hottie” poll took forever ’cause none of you spell the same way. And then I had to research who was in what band. So that’s why I’m listing the ENTIRE tally before revealing who won. Plus, some of you were pretty explicit about Tegan NOT SARA and vice versa.

I took… More »

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Xmas Music Buyer’s Guide

While most of you are getting ready to be slutty nurses, or slutty vampires, or slutty Kele Okerekes, we have egg nog and tinsel on our minds. And so does Sufjan! There are so many Xmas records on tap for this season, it’s hard not to heed the yule call — but if you came… More »

By: Stereogum / October 31, 2006 - 10:47 am

Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen

On Halloween you can pick up Dirty Blonde: The Diaries Of Courtney Love, the rocker’s scrapbook of snapshots, lyrics, Hole posters, and this e-mail exchange with Lindsay Lohan after Fire Eye’d Crotch was “misquoted” about her alleged drug use by Vanity Fair. (In ’92, VF’s Lynn Hirschberg quoted Love as saying she used drugs while… More »

By: Stereogum / October 20, 2006 - 9:46 am

Swift Kick From Lindsay Lohan

Is she practicing for A Chorus Line or doing too many lines? Watch the intriguing TMZ video and share any insights. More »

By: Scott Lapatine / September 21, 2006 - 1:05 pm

Déjà Vu

Nothing says “I’m not just a pretty face” like … a blue guitar.

Elsewhere, Perez Hilton of all people noticed Suri Cruise’s Vanity Fair debut was separated at birth with the back cover of McCartney.

Love the baby toupee, TomKat.

Also on Perez: Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch revealed. NSFW. More »

By: Scott Lapatine / September 6, 2006 - 1:04 pm

Michael Lohan’s Political Cartoon

Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael, who previously wowed us with his songwriting and media savvy, has picked up a new hobby while he remains incarcerated for DUI, contempt of court and beating his brother-in-law with a shoe.

Making political cartoons!

His first one debuts in NY Daily News today. Lloyd Grove decodes the drawing… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / August 22, 2006 - 11:54 am

Jessica Simpson Hearts Led Zeppelin

VH1 Radio on Westwood One brings us an interesting revelation about Jessica Simpson, who can often be seen in In Touch wearing overpriced vintage rock tees. Apparently, it’s not just a fashion statement.JESSICA SIMPSON: ?I feel like I always retreat back to the live Led Zeppelin record to be honest with you. ‘Since I?ve Bee… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / August 15, 2006 - 11:11 am

Clinton/Lohan ’06: Firecrotch Wants To Visit Iraq

Never gonna happen, but mindboggling nonetheless (via AP):”I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous,” the 20-year-old actress says in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, on newsstands Wednesday.

Lohan, whose screen credits include… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / August 8, 2006 - 3:08 pm

Is That A FireCrotch In Your Bikini Or Are You Just Suffering From Heat Stroke?

The Superficial gives us nightmares…

PART ONE
“Lindsay Lohan attended Jeremy Piven’s birthday on Sunday and felt it necessary to change into no less than three different outfits – two of which were bikinis. I could understand this if it was her own birthday or her wedding or any other event where she wa… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / July 27, 2006 - 12:23 am

Lindsay Lohan’s ProActiv Commercial

Watch it here. “You are wilingly watching a commerical,” comments YouTube member freetv. True true, but it’s $10 cheaper and 10 times more entertaining than Just My Luck. More »

By: Scott Lapatine / July 19, 2006 - 1:08 am

Lindsay Lohan Likes Her Breasts, And No They’re Not Fake

Hey, I’d know that tush anywhere!

Our hero L. Lo undresses to various degrees in the new British GQ, which has some fun pull quotes:”I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they’re not fake.”
“Smoking is a dirty habit. It’s a dirty habit for a dirty little… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / July 11, 2006 - 1:44 pm

Lindsay Lohan Very Into .38 Special, British Punk Rock

Lindsay Lohan, who is all grown up if you didn’t hear, continues to fascinate with her denials about global warming (iFilm).

But this is a music blog. And we wanna know what’s on her iPod! Westwood One comes through:LINDSAY LOHAN: “Arctic Monkeys, Hard-Fi, still listen to .38 Special, Journey, Pat Benatar, Janis Joplin. I… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / June 12, 2006 - 7:00 am

Paris Hilton & Brandon Davis Dis Lindsay Lohan’s Crotch

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton had a nasty run-in inside Los Angeles club Hyde Friday. But the fun started outside when Hilton’s pal Brandon Davis launched a string of expletives about Miss Lohan and her “firecrotch,” much to Paris’ amusement.

Watch here. Headphones, people!

Who’s got a transcript? I need to… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / May 17, 2006 - 2:04 pm

Pearl Jam On SNL, Lindsay Lohan On Coin Slot Dryness

Watching PJ perform “World Wide Suicide” live on TV gets me misty-eyed about when rockers used to be ultra righteous. Eddie’s one of the few left who we can rest assured is not looking for endorsement deals or a guest spot on Idol. It’s the power of the avocado.

Meanwhile, I would really like… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / April 16, 2006 - 10:53 am

Kids Love Lindsay Lohan’s Ass

Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. Hmmm. Green Day won Favorite Music Group and Favorite Song (“Wake Me Up When September Ends”). Jesse McCartney nabbed Favorite Male Singer. Kelly Clarkson … Female Singer.

And Lindsay Lohan (Favorite Actress) apparently mooned the audience. Pink later sang “Stupid Girls,” but L.Lo didn’t stick around to watch. See Linday’… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / April 3, 2006 - 1:00 pm

Jared Leto Is Mark David Chapman

Jordon Catalono has totally transformed himself into John Lennon’s killer for the upcoming Chapter 27. Perhaps Leto’s hoping for an Oscar nod? But that doesn’t seem likely given that co-star Lindsay Lohan is sure to mar the flick’s dignity. The reader who sent the pic to us suggested Leto-as-Chapman resembled Ben Gibbard, but… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / January 19, 2006 - 4:35 pm

Lindsay Lohan Admits She Was Bulimic, Armless

First “Lazy Sunday” then Healthy Lohan. Thanks Lorne! Via AOL..

While Lindsay Lohan, admitted to a Miami hospital Monday night after suffering a severe asthma attack, is now “resting comfortably,” a source close to the actress tells People, an explosive interview with the Mean Girls star is set to hit newsstands Wednesday ? lifting… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / January 4, 2006 - 9:32 am

Janet Jackson Totally Nude, Lindsay Lohan Totally Totaled

It totally sucks being a pop star.

Exhibit A: Someone secretly taped Miss Janet lying in the sun completely naked. Now, why would you wanna see that, especially before lunch? ‘Cause she starts slapping her own ass at the end of the video and it’s damn funny (but NOT safe for work). Egotastic hasMore »

By: Scott Lapatine / October 5, 2005 - 11:27 am

New Lindsay Lohan – “Confessions Of A Broken Heart”

The tune we were talking about yesterday. Listen to her way harsh “daughter to father” song here. Ouch. More »

By: Scott Lapatine / September 30, 2005 - 12:05 pm

Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude

For an Oscar, no. For Vanity Fair, yes. In Touch is reporting that the once shrinking starlet will be nekkid on an upcoming cover of the magazine. The photo shoot took place on a beach in Malibu last week, and baring it all was L.Lo’s idea.

In the meantime, Just Jared’s got pix of… More »

By: Scott Lapatine / September 29, 2005 - 2:02 pm