Lindsay Lohan - Page 2

“Newlyweds Of The Year” No More

Gotta feel for the sad sack that pitched the feature on Pam and Kid in December's GQ as "Newlyweds Of The Year." Guess we understand…
Stereogum | November 27, 2006 - 4:49 pm

“Be Adequite” – Sincerely, Firecrotch

Now that Britney's (almost) rehabilitated, thank god we have Miss Lindsay Lohan to turn to for the sort of "letters of truth" only an overpaid,…
Stereogum | November 22, 2006 - 4:34 pm

Xmas Music Buyer’s Guide

While most of you are getting ready to be slutty nurses, or slutty vampires, or slutty Kele Okerekes, we have egg nog and tinsel on…
Stereogum | October 31, 2006 - 10:47 am

Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen

On Halloween you can pick up Dirty Blonde: The Diaries Of Courtney Love, the rocker's scrapbook of snapshots, lyrics, Hole posters, and this e-mail exchange…
Stereogum | October 20, 2006 - 9:46 am

Swift Kick From Lindsay Lohan

Is she practicing for A Chorus Line or doing too many lines? Watch the intriguing TMZ video and share any insights. …
Scott Lapatine | September 21, 2006 - 1:05 pm

Déjà Vu

Nothing says "I'm not just a pretty face" like ... a blue guitar. Elsewhere, Perez Hilton of all people noticed Suri Cruise's…
Scott Lapatine | September 6, 2006 - 1:04 pm

Michael Lohan’s Political Cartoon

Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael, who previously wowed us with his songwriting and media savvy, has picked up a new hobby while he remains incarcerated for…
Scott Lapatine | August 22, 2006 - 11:54 am

Jessica Simpson Hearts Led Zeppelin

VH1 Radio on Westwood One brings us an interesting revelation about Jessica Simpson, who can often be seen in In Touch wearing overpriced vintage rock…
Scott Lapatine | August 15, 2006 - 11:11 am

Clinton/Lohan ’06: Firecrotch Wants To Visit Iraq

Never gonna happen, but mindboggling nonetheless (via AP):"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work…
Scott Lapatine | August 8, 2006 - 3:08 pm

Is That A FireCrotch In Your Bikini Or Are You Just Suffering From Heat Stroke?

The Superficial gives us nightmares... PART ONE "Lindsay Lohan attended Jeremy Piven's birthday on Sunday and felt it necessary to change into no less…
Scott Lapatine | July 27, 2006 - 12:23 am

Lindsay Lohan’s ProActiv Commercial

Watch it here. "You are wilingly watching a commerical," comments YouTube member freetv. True true, but it's $10 cheaper and 10 times more entertaining than…
Scott Lapatine | July 19, 2006 - 1:08 am

Lindsay Lohan Likes Her Breasts, And No They’re Not Fake

Hey, I'd know that tush anywhere! Our hero L. Lo undresses to various degrees in the new British GQ, which has…
Scott Lapatine | July 11, 2006 - 1:44 pm

Lindsay Lohan Very Into .38 Special, British Punk Rock

Lindsay Lohan, who is all grown up if you didn't hear, continues to fascinate with her denials about global warming (iFilm). But this is…
Scott Lapatine | June 12, 2006 - 7:00 am

Paris Hilton & Brandon Davis Dis Lindsay Lohan’s Crotch

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton had a nasty run-in inside Los Angeles club Hyde Friday. But the fun started outside when Hilton's pal Brandon Davis…
Scott Lapatine | May 17, 2006 - 2:04 pm

Pearl Jam On SNL, Lindsay Lohan On Coin Slot Dryness

Watching PJ perform "World Wide Suicide" live on TV gets me misty-eyed about when rockers used to be ultra righteous. Eddie's one of the few…
Scott Lapatine | April 16, 2006 - 10:53 am

Kids Love Lindsay Lohan’s Ass

Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards. Hmmm. Green Day won Favorite Music Group and Favorite Song ("Wake Me Up When September Ends"). Jesse McCartney nabbed Favorite Male…
Scott Lapatine | April 3, 2006 - 1:00 pm

Jared Leto Is Mark David Chapman

Jordon Catalono has totally transformed himself into John Lennon's killer for the upcoming Chapter 27. Perhaps Leto's hoping for an Oscar nod? But…
Scott Lapatine | January 19, 2006 - 4:35 pm

Lindsay Lohan Admits She Was Bulimic, Armless

First "Lazy Sunday" then Healthy Lohan. Thanks Lorne! Via AOL.. While Lindsay Lohan, admitted to a Miami hospital Monday night after suffering a severe…
Scott Lapatine | January 4, 2006 - 9:32 am

Janet Jackson Totally Nude, Lindsay Lohan Totally Totaled

It totally sucks being a pop star. Exhibit A: Someone secretly taped Miss Janet lying in the sun completely naked. Now, why would you…
Scott Lapatine | October 5, 2005 - 11:27 am