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Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To Jail OR: Animals Using Sporting Equipment

Late yesterday, "Lady of Interest," Lindsay Lohan, was sentenced to 90 days in jail, followed by a 90-day inpatient treatment program for violating the terms of her DUI probation. (See her cry here.) It is the inevitable culmination of years of self-destructive behavior. Isn't it crazy that she is only 24 year… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 7, 2010

At Some Point, We Seem To Have Changed The Definition Of The Word “Entertainment”

Main Entry: en·ter·tain·ment Pronunciation: ˌen-tər-ˈtān-mənt Function: noun Date: 15th century 1 : the act of entertaining 2 : archaic :More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 8, 2010

Law & LOLOLOrder: Lindsay Lohan Vs. E-Trade, Part Two

E-Trade responds to Lindsay Lohan's spurious lawsuit against them for their milkaholic baby commercial by filing legal paperwork filled with blog quotes about how Lindsay stinks. I know it's only 2010, but I think it is pretty fair to say: Trial Of The Century. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / May 10, 2010

The Blow Returns With New EP, Shows, Some Lindsay Lohan

Last year the Blow -- which after the departure of YACHT's Jona Bechtolt is once again the exclusive domain of Khaela Maricich -- broke a lengthy post-Paper Television hiatus with one-woman shows that presented a promising albeit curious concept: Khaela divulged onstage she'd been collaborating with Lindsay Lohan, and the Blow would perform her songs,… More »

By: Amrit Singh / April 22, 2010

That’s Your Video Game: Mean Girls: The Game

Stop the blogs, Vicki Vale, what is that?! A Mean Girls video game! But it's only 2010! I'm not sure the world is ready for a Mean Girls video game! Although, this works out perfectly, because it's for the Nintendo DS Lite, which is also known as Your Video Game Console. "I keep it i… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / April 12, 2010

Instant Classic: Lindsay Lohan Is Suing The E-Trade Baby

Lindsay Lohan is suing the E-Trade baby, you guys. We live in a fantastical 3D world where almost anything can happen! From the New York Post: Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, "milkaholic" baby in its latest commercial -- who happens to be named Lindsay -- wa… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 9, 2010

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Lindsay Lohan Has A Sex Tape

Lindsay Lohan has a sex tape? Lindsay Lohan has a sex tape. Rumors are circulating that "lady of interest" Lindsay Lohan has a 47-seconds long (haha, THAT'S A WRAP!) sex tape featuring her and some bartender (check please!) and that it is "seedy." I'm not sure how "seedy" anything can get in 47… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 15, 2010

20 Reasons To Follow Lindsay Lohan On Twitter

One Lindsay Lohan fan makes a pretty strong case. Especially Reason #12. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / January 4, 2010

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Georgia Rule

If you were to describe the movie Georgia Rule in a few short sentences on a sheet of paper, one might assume that it was an awful, awful movie. For example: It's the tonally-disjointed gently comic story of three generations of women who do not get along with each other in the midst of a… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / October 4, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Is America’s #1 True Blood Superfan, Naturally

As you may have heard, True Blood's ratings this season have been through the roof. Like, 20% increases from one week to the next? That is nuts. America is LOVIN' IT. It kind of makes you wonder who's watching this show, you know? Because if anything it is only getting stupider, and it… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 1, 2009

Lindsay Lohan: The Documentary

Rich FourFour went to the trouble of actually watching Lindsay Lohan's straight-to-cable movie Labor Pains, and discovered that it was basically a collection of truths about Lindsay Lohan. SPOILER ALERT: she's a loser. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / July 20, 2009

The ‘Gum Drop LXXXVII: Hear Juliana Hatfield’s Song For Lindsay Lohan, Win An iPod Touch & Tees From Wolfgang’s Vault

Almost a year ago, Juliana Hatfield stopped by the 'Gum Drop with the then unreleased "So Alone." Currently working on a followup to How To Walk Away, the perennial Stereogum favorite returns with a demo of a new song with an intriguing name. We asked Hatfield about "There's Always Another Girl (For Lindsay… More »

By: brandon / May 13, 2009

Lindsay Lohan’s Whistle-Stop Crazy Tour Pulls In To Ellen Junction

Lindsay Lohan was on Ellen yesterday today, and it was uncomfortable because Lindsay opened up about her breakup ("she just stopped talking to me") in a way that was, I guess, more "too soon" than "TMI," but it's like my Grandma always told me: "After a breakup, try to stay off network TV for at… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / April 23, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Proves Self-Satire Is Really Really Hard

In the wake of her recent meltdown that concerns Gabe greatly, Lindsay Lohan has gone to the unlikely but now official disgraced celebrity PR people, Funny Or Die, where their team of writers came up with the most overused template (a fake eHarmony video) and used Microsoft word's search and replace feature to create… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / April 14, 2009

It Is Time To Start Pitying “Lady Of Interest” Lindsay Lohan

A couple of weeks ago, I downgraded Lindsay Lohan from a "celebrity" to a "lady of interest." Since then, things have only managed to get worse for her. She has purportedly "broken up" with Samantha Ronson, or whatever that guy's name is, and there are rumors of a restraining order against her,… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / April 10, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Downgraded From “Celebrity” To “Lady Of Interest”

Lindsay Lohan, whoever that is, has been having a pretty rough week. First there was an interview with her in which she blamed her "sicko fans" for why she can't get work. I'm not defending the "sicko fans," but I feel like one of the defining characteristics of "sicko fans" is their total insignificance… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / March 27, 2009

Click. Flash. Wow: Lindsay Lohan Is A Robot

By now, we all know that our American celebrities do commercials for big bucks in other countries, because nobody's told them yet about the internet (shhh, everyone.) The latest example is Lindsay Lohan for Fornarina, which is, according to Buzzfeed, like an Italian version of Wet Seal. The intended audience of this ridiculous commercial… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / March 20, 2009

Um, Lindsay Lohan’s New Comedy Looks Kind Of Funny

There's a trailer for Labor Pains, the new comedy starring Lindsay Lohan and Cheryl Hines: When did that happen? Someone insured Lindsay to make a movie and it doesn't look that bad! Sure, the Law And Order line doesn't make sense, but this looks like it has the potential to be better at least tha… More »

By: Lindsay Robertson / September 3, 2008

Sarah Palin Is All The Buzz At Butter And Bungalow 8

Boy, John McCain and Sarah Palin can't help but get advice today on how not to be so horrible at what they're doing. Here comes some now! From Lindsay Lohan's blog: I've been watching the news all morning, like everyone else - and i keep hearing about the issues related to 'teen pregnancy'- It'… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / September 2, 2008

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: I Know Who Killed Me

Out of all the possible Worst Movies of All Time so far, none has been as painful to actually watch as I Know Who Killed Me. From its free-form "jazz" editing to its extended torture scenes to the chain-smoking divorcee voice of Lindsay Lohan, I found myself actually turning away from the screen at times,… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / June 23, 2008
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